265 – [5] Don’t be upset
#265
An interesting controversy has existed in this country since ancient times.
This is an issue that many people express doubts about, and some people present hard-line views.
It was never a bickering argument or Yesong controversy.
It wasn’t a fun debate, it was a debate worth risking one’s life for.
The interesting debate discussed here was the choice between ‘joining the military vs. Becoming a eunuch.’
I wonder why this is an interesting debate, but actually, if you think about it, it was natural.
The reality is that most people come from military service.
How could it not be fun to get out of it but pay the most terrible price?
Also, the scary thing here is that some people may choose to become eunuchs.
You may ask what kind of hell the military is, but when you think about where you work, it is truly hell.
<[Subject] I am planning to enlist in the military soon. Please recommend where I should go.>
(Current list of work locations available for selection: Gaema Plateau / Baekdu Mountain / Cheorwon / Northern border of the Korean Peninsula / All of the Far North of Shareltea)
I don’t know if this is all about the workplace.
First of all, I have no idea which place is best, so I’m asking for a recommendation.
(Anonymous 1) [Take a look at the workplace, damn it haha]
(Anonymous 2) [This is a preference survey rather than actually going there anyway, so it’s completely useless.]
(Anonymous 3) [Fuck, there’s only a place where the dick is stuck]
┗ (Anonymous 3) [I don’t even work in the Yangnam region or the Kiho region… ….]
(Anonymous 4) [Just recommend suicide ㅇㅇ]
(Anonymous 5) [Charelthea is absolutely not allowed in the far north. It’s not really there.]
┗ (Anonymous 6) [? Far North is more worth working in than expected. The real problem is Mt. Baekdu. Really don’t go there.]
┗ (Anonymous 7) [Mt. Baekdu is also worth doing more than you think. However, if you do not miss Gaema Plateau, you will regret it forever.]
┗ (Anonymous 8) [Gaema Plateau is worth living in. Don’t come to the border. Please save me.]
(Anonymous 9) [Evil! Welcome to the friendly army!]
Give up hope.
No matter where you go, there will only be a deep, dark refrigerator.
That’s why many people desperately sing about exemption from military service.
No, many people did not want to be exempted.
It didn’t matter anything.
As long as it wasn’t rolling around in the refrigerator, it didn’t matter if it was any other field.
I had the same thought.
Honestly, who would want to waste three years of youth in the military?
At least one and a half or two years like in my previous life.
Endure evil and violence.
Working at a refrigerator for 3 years?
I probably won’t be able to endure it.
Given that reality, the offer presented right in front of us was very tempting.
No, it wasn’t at the level of temptation, it was more like asking, ‘Why aren’t you accepting offers even after this?’
“The government said it would solve my military problem…… “I can trust you, right?”
But I shouldn’t have been quick to believe it.
The opponent was a politician, someone who turned his words around like eating rice.
Doing the work as expected but receiving nothing in return was an envoy.
I frowned, as if I didn’t trust him.
“You can trust it. “It is something that the party and government guarantee in the first place.”
“So, the question is, how do you provide that guarantee? Even if you can’t write a contract, I think it’s right to keep a video record.”
“It looks like you don’t trust me at all.”
“I heard too much from my acquaintances about what kind of people politicians are.”
Rep. Cha So-yul chuckled.
He took a bitter sip of the strong coffee.
“May I ask who that person is?”
“Because it’s my personal secret. Unfortunately, I don’t think I can tell you.”
Even if I tell you, they will not believe you.
You probably think I made it up to make excuses.
“…… Then, we will write a contract and leave a video record. Are you willing to do that?”
“Yes, I am fully willing to do it. However, my opinion must be fully reflected in the contract.”
I had to prevent any unexpected tricks.
Although I don’t know much about the law, I have the experience of living so I have the confidence to judge what content is included and whether it will be a problem.
If you don’t know, just search on the Internet.
The AI chatbot is so famous that it is invincible and a god.
If you give them the key points of the contract, they will make their own decision.
Then we can somehow avoid destruction like a dog.
Then the aides came out of the car carrying two contracts.
It was exactly the same content, seemed to have been prepared in advance, and was legally composed.
“You’ve prepared everything. “As expected, he has the preparedness of an active member of the National Assembly.”
“Because the issue is a serious issue. “Still, I didn’t know that I would actually use it like Go’s sand dunes.”
It roughly means, ‘No, they’re going to use something like this.’
But, a small citizen like me will end up in the abyss if we don’t create safety measures like this.
“First of all, if you write your name here… ….”
“Wait a minute.”
I snatched the contract she was trying to use.
I immediately pointed to the blank space at the bottom of the contract.
“Did I tell you? “My opinion should also be fully reflected.”
“Huh?”
He looked at me as if I was dumbfounded.
However, he did not snatch the paper again or show any significant opposition.
As if I knew this would happen, I wrote down what I wanted to reflect.
It was roughly about asserting my rights in a legal way.
– We will cooperate as much as possible with the government’s work.
– But if it’s something that is directly related to my life, can I veto it?
– And you must not file a claim for compensation from me.
– Is there any responsibility when things go completely wrong?
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– I would be grateful if you could give me some money for my activities as well.
– Indeed, this is always a legitimate right to be exercised as a citizen of the Republic of Korea.
– And so on… ….
However, as we tried to express illegal things legally, the content became somewhat confusing.
It could be poison to me because it is not clear, but on the other hand, it could also be a big poison to the other side.
Is it because of that?
Every time a line was added, the aides’ frowns grew.
But what can you do now?
What can you do after seeing me corrupt the contract?
“By the way, can you also solve the military problem of my female friend who is a member of Nartica?”
“Female friend? Oh, I was going to contact him separately…… “It doesn’t really matter if you write it down there.”
Surprisingly, it seems like a thousand birds are also involved in this incident.
Because it was a de facto consent, she was also described in the clause.
Of course, it did not mean that he would act with the same rights as me.
Because the contract to be written by Cheonma-ri in the future may be complicated, I only briefly wrote about military issues.
Still, it was quite powerful content.
If other civilians saw it, they would raise bamboo spears while discussing the absurdity.
The interesting thing was after I finished writing this.
The congressman signed with a frown.
“I don’t really like it, but…… Tsk.”
Frowning wasn’t important.
Anyway, he ‘signed’ it.
Because he was a high-ranking person, he had the ability to avoid unfavorable contracts.
But, the transaction was completed.
When this was rejected, it could be said that it was the government, not me, that was disappointed.
Failure to do business with me is a loss in itself.
Is that why it is so?
This contract is starting to feel like a loss to me.
If I had known it would be like this, I would have put in a lot of poison clauses and casted ignorance.
I may be punished by an angry government in the future, but that was something my future self would have to deal with.
I’m sorry.
Sseu-eup.
“First of all, the contract has been completed, so a message will be sent soon.”
“You mean the message?”
“This is a message that tells you exactly what to do and what direction to take.”
It appears to be an order.
I would be more comfortable and grateful if you did it through a message.
The only thing that mattered was whether my identity would be protected.
“Is security maintained?”
“I plan to use a secure messenger. “You don’t have to worry too much.”
Then, there will be no problem if you sleep with your feet stretched out.
I finally drank my coffee with relief, and the congressman still swallowed his coffee bitterly.
“And from today onwards, we would appreciate it if all contact could be made through this phone number.”
“Is this a secure phone number?”
“No, it’s just my phone number. “We would appreciate it if you would refrain from leaking it.”
I nodded.
Both of them stood up.
I was thinking about putting down my umbrella and leaving, but there was still work left to do.
In addition to wasting time, it seemed necessary to repay the moral aspect of making this suggestion.
I was a little stubborn on the spot.
Assemblyman Cha So-yul scratched his head and then agreed to my stubbornness.
* * *
Time passed, and we went back the way we came.
I crossed a road in pouring rain and sent a message to a thousand birds while I was moving forward.
Not the cafe just now.
Come to my house.
[Thousand Marie: (astonished emoticon)]
[Thousand Marie: (shaking head emoticon)]
[Thousand Mari: (Emoji doing seppuku)]
Just come over.
Anyway, considering how long I’ve been hanging out so far, I’m probably already out.
Anyway, I arrived home.
However, unlike before, the aides stayed in the car and headed home alone.
But as before, there was a privacy issue.
She had to stand outside the door.
Is it because I came back and stayed outside?
He had a very sad expression.
But this did not last long.
I found a box of excellent ‘health supplements’ from a corner of the house.
“Oh my, you take care of all these things…” ….”
“This is my sincerity. “I put it in a way that befits the dignity of the congressman and doesn’t offend you, so please accept it.”
Enough to befit the dignity of a member of the National Assembly.
Don’t be upset.
Hearing those words, my eyes wandered back and forth to the box of health supplements.
An expression full of doubt, it seemed like he was lost in thought, wondering if it was much bigger than expected.
The congressman’s hands moved carefully.
I opened the box and was shocked.
“What is this…?” … !!! No, this cadet…… !!!”
Bite your lips.
A face that goes back and forth between negativity and positivity, but also reveals the desires in your heart.
That was natural.
This health supplement box contained Muan sweet water that makes life healthy.
“How did you know I like this!”
The expression on his face widened.
She took out a bundle of stiff ‘Muan Sweet Water’ from the box.
“If you are a good person like the congressman, you are bound to lack a lot of these things.”
“Hey, I knew this day would come from the moment I saw you, cadet, but I never thought it would come so soon…… !”
“Because trends move quickly these days.”
“Sseu-eup. Cadet Kang Xian, you can call me ‘aunt’ from now on.”
This is social life.
In a calm atmosphere, Muan Sweet Water went back into the box.
“But if you give me something like this next time, I will have no choice but to treat you as a ‘grandson.’ “I would appreciate it if you could be careful.”
“Haha, Senator, your joke skills are really great. “It’s like seeing my friend.”
The scene of exhaustion in negotiations is an unprecedented sight.
This should be enough to appease Rep. Cha So-yul, who received an unfavorable negotiation result.
“Is there anything you want?”
“Please make sure we don’t talk about the military in the future. “That’s enough for me.”
“That is natural. “If I end it like this, it feels like I’m turning my back on a 20-year-old academy cadet.”
“It’s okay. “I can’t give a heavy burden to someone like you.”
Haha, it was full of laughter.
If someone else saw it, it was a sight that would raise a question mark, wondering if something had happened.
Of course, the stranger referred to here means a person who does not know the personal details of both parties.
Anyone who knows the details of both sides would put an exclamation mark, not a question mark.
“Huh?”
And that moment was not far away.
It had finally appeared.
I turned my head in the direction where the question was asked.
Then, I saw Cheonma-ri, well-dressed and wearing a suit.
I waved her hand at her.
However, Cheonma-ri just stared blankly at the woman next to her, not at me.
It feels like I’m reliving some memory.
I felt like I was reunited with a relative I had forgotten for a while and whom I had not seen often because they had moved away from home.
It was a very strange look.
The thousand birds approached quickly, one step, two steps, three steps.
I looked around at Rep. Cha So-yul.
To the point where it’s burdensome, to a level that anyone other than family can’t forgive.
And her eyes fluttered as if she had come to her own conclusion.
He then pointed his finger at the congressman and spat it out at the same time.
“Grandma, what are you doing here?”