286 – [5] Interpreter
#286
Cheonma-ri, the most beautiful woman in history who even insults God.
She destroys the Earth by scattering her returnee-like ego all over the world…….
In fact, although Cheonma-ri was an asshole, he was not at the level of an asshole.
He said that even though he may reveal his bloated ego, he is not an idiot who would crush even his friend’s questions.
Narcissism did not last long.
Cheonma-ri took off her clothes and put them on because she was hot.
“…… What are you doing?”
“As you can see, I’m wearing clothes. What, do you want to see more? “Then she could just be wearing underwear.”
“No, not that. I was just taking it off because it was hot, and then suddenly they put it on…….”
She sat down in her chair wearing the dolphin pants and t-shirt she always wears.
Then I took another look at the book I had grabbed.
Earthworms crawling hard.
If this could be called a Roman alphabet, Hangul would also be a Roman alphabet.
“Hmm, I think I’ve seen quite a bit of bad English writing in my life so far, right?”
“Yes.”
“But I don’t think this is natural bad handwriting. Does it really feel like it was scribbled for a specific purpose? Should I say that I wrote it so that only I could recognize it?”
It’s unnatural.
There is an intention that I do not know what it is.
“First of all, it’s English, right?”
“English…… Right. It’s hard to recognize at first, but there are faint unique characteristics of English. “Right now, just the last letter written in cursive symbolizes A.”
First of all, English is correct.
In that case, the purpose is definitely not something like simple graffiti.
“Interpretation must be difficult, right?”
“Just give it time. The problem is that it takes a very long time.”
“How many hours? Few days? “How many weeks?”
“Then it would be better. “The book is quite thick, so it will take several months to come out with a version that has been reviewed.”
A few months.
It’s not that long.
“Of course, this only happens when sufficient resources are invested. “Do you think this book is worth it?”
“You can only judge that by knowing what content is here.”
Is this book worth investing a huge amount of resources into?
If you ask me this, I can’t help but shake my head.
At best, it was a book I picked up from the floor of a cave.
The possibility of making money was infinitely small, so the possibility of losing money was extremely high.
Just money coming out of my wallet.
And now my wallet was fluttering.
Damn it.
If I had known this would happen, I would have set aside a few hundred million.
No, I should just take out some of the stocks.
But I think there would be quite a loss if we did that.
“It’s not like there aren’t people in Korea who interpret this. I think I’ve heard before that there’s someone who interprets bad handwriting. If things don’t work out, I’ll find that person—”
“No, there is no need for that.”
Money was more important to me anyway.
In the future, I had to earn a lot of money to be able to do more things and guarantee the brightest future possible.
I just couldn’t waste a huge amount of resources on a book like this.
If you are the one who can interpret this right now, it costs a lot of money─
It costs a lot of money?
Wait a minute, then you just need to find someone who costs less.
Among my acquaintances, there is someone who would do something like this.
There was only one person who could do that for a ‘cheap price’.
I immediately stood up.
Cheonma-ri looked around the book without even knowing it.
“But where on earth did you get this? “Academy work summary notes?”
“Wait a minute, I’ll explain that later. “I need to go somewhere first.”
I received a book from Cheonma-ri.
I left the house right away.
* * *
First of all, anyone trying to interpret this strange book needed a total of three conditions.
First.
English speaking speaker.
It was natural since I would have seen bad handwriting throughout my life.
It will be several times better than a Korean speaker interpreting bad English handwriting.
Second.
Low cost.
It was impossible to pay a lot of money.
Unconditionally, it had to be someone who would cost a small amount of money by my standards.
Third.
Heavy mouth.
I knew what the book would contain.
First of all, you had to have a heavy mouth to avoid leaving any regrets.
And fortunately, there was one person among my acquaintances who was ‘expected’ to satisfy these conditions.
Yes, it is always expected.
This is a judgment based solely on the information obtained so far.
This was something that could not be helped.
Still, I knocked on the door of the house with the hope that they would do it.
Soon, the door to the house built on the hill opened.
A woman wearing only a running shirt and jeans.
At one time, she had completely tanned, bronze skin, but now her skin has become slightly lighter.
“Huh? An Asian? Jiang Xian? “What’s going on here?”
It was our main character, Ines Corseiro.
She looked at me like I was wondering what was going on over the weekend.
“I have personal matters. “Are you very busy?”
“No, I’m not busy…” ….”
I scratched my head and opened the door completely.
It meant to come in first.
I immediately sat down on the chair in the living room.
Ines stared at me.
“Wait a minute, I’ll change my clothes and come back.”
“Huh? “There’s no need to do that.”
“It’s because I’m uncomfortable.”
“…… ?”
He went into his room.
You wouldn’t know it if you were wearing underwear that looked like a thousand pounds, but you were just wearing normal clothes, but they were changing clothes for some reason.
Are you saying that you can see a little of the inside?
Is it true that the only skin you can see is your forearms?
I had no hobby of looking at the forearms of women who had developed muscles through spearing.
But when I thought about it again, I felt like my muscles were stronger than when I first encountered them.
You worked really hard at the gym during vacation.
With this kind of effort, I will be able to easily become a sword master by the time I graduate.
If she grows up to that level, I won’t have anything more to do with her.
From then on, I have to play things at home with the money I earned.
It was a time when I was drawing a happy future out of nowhere.
The door opened and Ines came out.
“Ang?”
However, the outfit was strange in many ways.
When I went in, I acted like I was going somewhere, but now what I see before my eyes is.
“Because the day is hot. Sorry.”
“… ….”
Bottoms that you can’t tell if they are shorts or panties.
A belly button t-shirt that clearly exposes the belly button.
The exposed area increased.
You could say it was because it was hot, but the day itself wasn’t that hot.
Moreover, there was an air conditioner in the house.
There seemed no need to dress up like that.
No, wait.
Surely you want to save on electricity bills?
There was enough possibility.
Also, I kept my mouth shut because it was inconvenient to ask him why he changed his clothes.
“Anyway, what kind of personal matter did you come here for?”
“Huh? “I came here for this.”
“Academy work summary note?”
“How did I happen to pick this up? But what’s written inside…… As you can see, it’s like this.”
My forehead twitched at the crawling earthworms.
Ines looked like she was wondering what this was.
“Can you possibly read this?”
“Um…… Roughly? “I used a lot of cursive writing, but I don’t think it was to the point where I couldn’t recognize it.”
“Really?”
“In my hometown, they use it more informally than this.”
It was fortunate.
I mean, you can read this.
As expected, the locals were the best.
I asked Ines if she could tell me roughly what was on the first page.
“Umm…… From the north end of the Arecibo campus, go 3 furlongs north, then 5 furlongs east…… “I guess the first page tells you about a specific point?”
“A specific point? No, a furlong longer than that?”
“Yes. Don’t you know furlong? “It’s one of the units of distance.”
What on earth is that?
It’s not yards or feet. What kind of unit system is this?
Is it possible to use the furry height unit system?
When I see the long, it feels exactly like that.
“First time hearing this. So I have no idea how far it is.”
“Ah, these are called ‘United States customary units.'”
“American customary unit system?”
“It is a condensation of the yardage method and converted to American style.”
“No, this is the yard pound method?”
“To be precise, in the United States, the yard-pound law generally refers to this. “American standards are slightly different from British and international standards.”
So, it’s a part of the yardage system used in the United States.
But why have I never heard of furlong in my life?
“That’s because these days, it’s a unit that isn’t used except in the countryside or at a racetrack.”
“Somehow… ….”
“So, as soon as I saw this, I was quite surprised. “I can’t believe there are still people using things like this.”
For what reason was this unit used?
And how long is this unit?
I asked Ines again.
“One furlong is a distance of 10 chains. “It’s pretty big.”
1 Furlong is a whopping 10 chains.
But how much is the chain?
“1 Chain is 4 rods.”
“Then what about 1 load?”
“1 Load is 25 links.”
“Uh… Then, 1 link is…….”
“It’s 33/50 feet. “You just need to know roughly 7.92 Inches.”
What the fuck is this?
Is there a unit system in the world that expresses it in that way?
I wanted to say that the dead man’s intentions were very successful if he chose this unit system for encryption purposes.
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I felt like I was suffocating in the other world unit system of America, which was more like another world than another world.
Anyway, it was completely impossible to guess other than that it was a fairly large unit.
“I have no idea how far it is.”
“If you look at it this way, it may seem difficult, but in fact, it is not that difficult. “One furlong is roughly 220 yards.”
“I don’t even know how long a yard is…… ?”
“Then think of it as 660 feet. “How about it, it doesn’t seem that difficult?”
I don’t know any more.
Anyway, except for the fact that it was a long distance, my brain rejected the yard-pound method itself.
“Ha? Still don’t know? “Then later, I will tell you about America’s beautiful yard-pound law.”
“No, there’s no need to do that—”
“We both probably have a lot of time anyway. “If we study together, we will be able to learn enough.”
“But I still use the metric system—”
“I also heard that the United States Hunters Association is currently replacing all street signs within the occupied territory of Chareltea.”
“…… What?”
“I heard that the distance display unit is gradually changing to the imperial system. “Knowing this will be of great help later.”
American Hunters Association, what are you doing again?
Why are they changing the street signs to that?
“And when I look at the second and third pages of this book, related units keep appearing. “I think it would be better to learn it.”
It was absurd.
I was speechless due to the reality that the clock was running backwards.
I don’t know if you know the miserable feelings on this side.
Ines said that what she knew kept coming out, and she continued to talk, sticking close to her as if she liked it.
Isn’t it better for the world if the first world collapses?
I suddenly had that thought.