290 – [5] What does that mean
#290
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I was told that the delivery would arrive around 1 o’clock, but it hasn’t arrived yet.
What should the customer do at this time?
1. Continue to wait.
It hasn’t arrived for several hours and there is no separate message, but I wait and see anyway.
2. Bombarded with phone calls.
No matter how I look at it, it doesn’t look like I’ll get a phone call, but I’ll try complaining by phone first.
3. Go into the house and ask.
I ask Chun Ma-ri, who is running the company in the corner of the room, if anything has come, and put my head together to think about it.
My choice was to try all three.
The conclusion was reached that something had to be done, but there were problems with every choice.
First of all, waiting ‘purely’ was too vague.
Seriously speaking, it was likely a waste of time.
Wouldn’t it be more meaningful to exercise at that time?
So even though I waited, I did not stay still.
Immediately bombarded him with a phone call…… The sad thing is that it didn’t work out properly.
Because the delivery company didn’t answer the phone.
– There is no connection, so after a beep sound, it connects to Sorisam. Touuu─
“What? “Why aren’t you answering the phone?”
Now that I think about it, the delivery company is the United States Postal Service or USPS.
A well-known American restaurant famous for sending fancy packages.
It is so infamous that it is even nicknamed the Ultra Slow Postal Service.
In fact, one should not have thought that couriers that went through this state-run business would receive proper service.
“When I think about it, it’s strange. “Are the tournament organizers just idiots?”
“Yes? Other than being a little late, there doesn’t seem to be much of a problem…….”
“What kind of idiot sends contest prizes to the infamous USPS? “There are many other companies like Fidex.”
It was a company that not only had after-sales service problems and slow issues, but also problems with lost and misdelivered parcels.
From what I heard somewhere, the probability of USPS package loss is around 0.1% To 1%.
You may think this level is quite low, but we need to think differently.
In gacha games, the probability of 0.1% To 1% was a fairly high probability.
What does this mean?
This means that it could end up being like a gacha being delivered by courier.
<[Title] Is it possible for parcel delivery to be destroyed?????>
(Picture of delivery status showing that the magic wand cargo was destroyed in the middle of delivery and failed to be delivered)
You idiots, what on earth did you do to destroy the package?
Did you get on a truck and shoot the dragon?
(Anonymous 1) [(Oops, is this starting again? Con)]
(Anonymous 2) [Lord, one more victim is coming up!]
(Anonymous 3) [I trust USPS haha]
┗ (Anonymous 4) [ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋ This is not a complete joke.]
┗ (Anonymous 5) [This is honestly due to the buyer’s intelligence… ….]
(Anonymous 6) [These guys come out every week haha]
(Anonymous 7) [The Awakened Gang members attacked the warehouse. You can’t get that back, so just give up.]
I ordered hunter equipment, but the delivery evaporates with a certain probability.
It’s not like I’m strengthening an item, but depending on the probability, the package I was supposed to receive could disappear from this world.
Right now, there are a lot of cases like this in the academy community.
And now I felt similarly screwed.
No matter how many times I looked at these babies, it was clear that they had either fallen into the sea while being shipped or were misdelivered to some strange slum.
So there has been no news so far.
Before the call, I headed to the returner who loves baseball and money.
When I opened the door and went in, Cheonma-ri was startled and pressed the Alt and Tab keys.
“Uh, huh? Jiangshi? “Why did you come to my room?”
“What’s going on? “I visit your room every day, but what are you talking about?”
“Well…… Is that so? “Then, what brought you here?”
Eyes rolling back and forth and a voice trembling slightly.
It seemed like he was doing something strange.
Or maybe I was seeing something strange.
It was like a thousand birds.
Anyway, this wasn’t the first time she did something like that, so I moved on for now.
Anyway, you can just sneak a peek at your laptop later and take a look at your search history.
I even knew her resident registration number, so there was no way I couldn’t spy on it.
“I’m asking just in case. “Didn’t you get a delivery at home or something?”
“Delivery? Uh…… There wasn’t anything in particular. But why is that?”
“They said the competition prize would arrive around 1 o’clock, but it hasn’t arrived yet.”
“Ah… ….”
But now that I think about it, even a thousand horses receive competition prizes.
How is the product delivery going now?
“I said I would arrive around 11 a.M., But I haven’t arrived yet. Are you in a similar situation? “It’s so strange.”
Hey, you too? Hey, me too.
But if you arrive at 11 o’clock, it’s already been a while, so why are you still like this?
“Uh…… “Have you tried calling?”
“I did do it.”
“What did they say there?”
“You just keep making phone calls? So I was thinking that if I waited, it would still come.”
No, then I should have asked.
What on earth are you doing?
“Ah, but I received a message later that delivery was complete. Well, the home address was correct, but somehow the actual delivery didn’t arrive until then.”
Are there all these black soft cows?
Why aren’t you even reporting that?
Just looking at it, it looks like there was a problem during delivery.
I sighed as I looked at the thousand birds.
“Mr. Marie…… In that case, I think it would have been better to argue over the phone somehow…….”
“Huh? “Do you have to force me to ask?”
“I think it should be… ….”
I was about to make a belated phone call.
A message notification tickled my ears for an instant.
“Huh? “Have you arrived now?”
<[Web delivery] United States Postal Service (USPS) delivery completed!>
– Your product has been delivered!
– [View detailed delivery information]
It’s true.
I was surprised and headed to the front door.
However, there was nothing beyond the front door.
All that was observed was a prefabricated vehicle that had been abandoned during assembly.
“What is it?”
I looked at the message again.
There, the message “Delivery Completed” Was clearly visible on the display.
I clicked on View Details to see if it had been delivered incorrectly, but the reality was that was not the case at all.
All I could find was the perfect address of my home ground.
“Mr. Xian, didn’t you say the package has arrived?”
“It says so…… “I don’t know why it isn’t there.”
From this, one of the reality and the message was a lie.
Of course, reality cannot lie, so the lie must be this message.
I felt like I needed to tell you what Korean Black Consumers are.
I tried dialing the phone number of anger once more.
“Hello~ From the USPS courier department─”
“That’s the USPS customer center, right? This is Arecibo, Puerto Rico. I received a message saying that the parcel has arrived, but I can’t even see the courier’s nose. “How on earth did this happen?”
“Uh…… Sir. Your package didn’t arrive? “Maybe it’s around the house—”
“Oh, I looked all up. I just can’t see anything. I think they delivered it somewhere wrong or made a mistake…… I’ll call you the courier number first. “Please check with the driver.”
The counselor kept talking endlessly to the point where I couldn’t even say anything.
She was very embarrassed and followed my instructions.
That’s how I confirmed the information about the delivery driver.
“Taek…… The delivery has now been completed safely and has been processed…… Shim, the delivery driver even took a photo for verification… ….”
“Yes? You even have a proof photo? What is that…….”
What do you mean, USPS?
I can’t believe the parcel delivery was completed safely.
We argued about this several more times, but the counselor only became increasingly frightened by the truth.
Tsk, did you just threaten to sue me in the middle?
In the end, there was no income.
I slapped my forehead at the state of the courier that existed yet did not exist.
“Ha, what a crazy case… ….”
“Kang Si, in life, there are times when a delivery person goes missing.”
“Noeeeee…” … This is our competition prize to begin with…….”
“We should just assume that a quantum mechanical loss occurred and move on. “If something like this causes too much stress, only the person involved will suffer.”
A thousand words that sound like they’ve already experienced this many times.
But even though she was resigned, I had no intention of doing so.
It was a time when I was thinking deeply with my eyes turned on, thinking that I would somehow find it.
When I raised my head a little, my eyes caught the small camera installed in the corner of the entrance.
“Oh yes! CCTV! If you have this, you will know what happened and how to file a complaint!”
I turned on my laptop right in the living room.
And then I connected it to CCTV and quickly played back the saved videos.
“This is from yesterday, this is from this morning, this is from an hour before I received it…” … Ah, this time zone.”
10 Minutes before delivery of the first prize product.
I kept seeing no one in the front door and on the road in front of it.
“Huh? “Isn’t that a delivery truck in the corner?”
“Huh? “Uh huh?!”
A delivery truck appeared in the corner.
Then the door opened and a female delivery driver got out.
She took out one of her boxes from her luggage compartment.
She easily lifted an object that was neither small nor large and put it down in front of the front door.
Click.
We even took a photo in front of the front door to announce the completion of delivery.
Only after that did the delivery driver return to the car.
“What, this is the end?”
And then…… Just left.
It was theft, embezzlement, nothing.
She left leisurely, and she did not commit any crime.
It was a moment when I expected the delivery driver to be joking, but it turned out to be wrong.
“Oh, no. What is this…….”
If this happens, I will be the only one who is being bullied by the USPS agent.
Evande, really.
That was the moment when I wondered where on earth the delivery had gone.
A black SUV suddenly appeared.
The fast-moving SUV stopped on the road in front of the house.
Soon, a masked person with ears on top of his head got out from the back seat and quickly ran towards our house.
The movement was unusual.
It was as fast as fast forwarding, and the spatial distortion seemed subtle.
“Huh?! Uhhhhh?!”
“Well, that guy was the culprit…” … !”
“No, what the fuck?!”
I picked up the package and got into the car right away.
In less than a few seconds, the package went back and forth between existence and non-existence.
All three people looking at the laptop were shocked.
Why on earth are there all these thieves?
“Wait! Then what about my package?!”
Cheonma-ri hastily manipulated the video time zone.
She pulled the slider to the point where she was scheduled to receive the package.
Just like before, the scene of the delivery driver putting down the package was revealed.
After one, two, three minutes, the same black SUV appeared.
“This, this, such a cowardly little bastard!!!”
The masked thief immediately ran away with a thousand packages.
It also boasts unusual speed and familiar spatial distortion.
It was only then that I realized one mistake.
This was Arecibo, Puerto Rico, a territory of the United States.
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In the United States, stealing packages left in front of houses was ‘common sense’.
This was similar to the treatment of ‘bicycles with owners’ in Korea.
It has either already been stolen or has not been stolen yet.
Unfortunately, for both, this was the only thing that existed.
“Ha.”
It was no exaggeration to say that the possibility of catching it was infinitely low.
If only a very small number of people had recognized the mistake in the video, I would have been unable to recognize it because I was not one of those few.
“This kid caught it well.”
You thought you wouldn’t be caught if you wore a mask, right?
Probably not, probably.
While Cheonma-ri was running wild, saying that if they caught the culprit, they would make butterfly stew.
I watched the video one more time, half convinced.