366 – [7] Crazy Witch
#366
“Huh?”
She was in the middle of making a sarcastic comment about herself, and then her face completely changed.
Myron looked a little embarrassed by the straight face of the woman in front of him.
“Wait, what?”
“I mean you. Do I look like a dick?”
Beyond sarcasm, this was just a question close to an insult.
But what on earth are you trying to ask?
‘Do you think you look funny? ‘Are you asking that?’
Of course it didn’t look funny, but it felt like there was nothing special about it.
It was too powerful to be considered funny, and the overall tone was strong.
That was an obvious fact for anyone to see.
For this reason, Cheonmaly’s reaction felt like the sudden onset of a psychotic person.
Of course she was right that she was crazy.
Still, it wasn’t to the point where I had no thoughts.
‘This guy has a lot of money, so it’s a bit difficult to deal with him. In the midst of all this, you’re touching Jiangshi instead of me?’
The person she referred to as her boyfriend.
The very idea of touching Kang Xian was disgusting to her.
‘You’re not planning on using money to commit terrorism, right? Then, I think you should beat me now so I don’t think about attacking you.’
To be precise, I was angry that someone with considerable power would mess with Kang Xian in a bad environment.
The probability of a gun accident is low in Korea, but Puerto Rico, an autonomous state of the United States, is not such a peaceful place at all.
There was bound to be a difference between receiving a threat in Korea and receiving an open threat in the United States.
And these things Kang Xian tended to not consider very important.
‘I don’t mind committing a terrorist act, but I can’t forgive someone else for doing that to someone close to me.’
If Kang Xian had seen this scene, he would have screamed, asking what a crazy idea this was and telling him to stick to the plan.
But tragically, this was a place where Jiang Xian could not control the thousand horses.
The distance was too far for mind control.
They did not feel each other’s spiritual pressure, and Cheonma-ri behaved like an independent and dignified woman, as she always had.
“Looks like this guy totally sees me as a dick. Hey, you come out right away.”
“What on earth…?” … Kwaaaaa?!”
I grabbed him by the collar and tried to drag him away.
The destination is a warehouse inside a cafe that is good for one person to work.
I had already done this a few times in high school with Kang Xian.
With familiar hands, he dragged a customer into the store warehouse and tried to play a lot of pranks on him.
There was not an ounce of personal emotion in all of these actions.
Even if she did, in previous episodes, she only had a little bit of emotion about having been scammed on a large scale by this guy a few times.
‘It already happened like this. She’s going to turn this guy into a total asshole so he can never cheat again.
“Everyone! Everyone please help me! Yikes!!! Let go of this! “You psycho bitch!”
Myron spoke urgently.
She screamed to the guild members around her, asking for help.
Cancon guild members brought in to see if something like this might happen.
They immediately rushed to see the person they were serving being taken away innocently.
“Strengthen your body! Wind kick!”
“Hey! Hey hey hey!!! Wait a minute, not to me, but to this bastard— ugh!”
Woodangtang!
They were all tangled up in a group and rolling around on the floor.
There was a minor mishap where Myron was hit by a magic kick, but she was able to escape from the clutches of a thousand horses anyway.
“Ahh…… Hey these…… ! What security…… Evil…… My waist…….”
They quickly pulled back Myron, who was telling nonsense that they had brought him here for no reason.
Then, we each took up a camp as if we were dealing with a monster.
He took out various foldable weapons from his briefcase and held out the bag as a shield.
Some people even held onto the pen in their arms as a magic wand.
‘Tsk, I didn’t know those guys would kill their boss before me.’
They looked like ordinary hunters guarding their superiors.
However, it was a bit clumsy as to whether I had received proper training.
“Still, except for the problem of identifying enemies, they are better than our employees. “The angles are set, the movements are fast, mmmm.”
She nodded as if she liked it, to the point where she wanted to buy it.
Then he put his hand in her pocket.
“Don’t move! “If you move, I’ll shoot you!”
“I can’t tell you how fast you can shoot with a pen like that.”
He scoffed and took out a note from his pocket.
The Cancon guild members were puzzled that it was nothing but a note, not a weapon or tool.
‘Hmm, that’s right. Okay, I should tell you this before I go.’
I put the note in and looked ahead.
Soon, he walked forward with great strides.
“Ugh, don’t move! “Step back!”
“What do you mean, telling me not to move and to step back?”
I stood right in front of Jinyoung.
He instantly snatched the sword pointed at him.
“Wait a minute, that’s me—”
“Tsk, tsk, the weight is lighter than necessary, and the blade is blunter than expected. The weapon is a total mess. “How much did you pay for this?”
“What are you going to do with that? “Give me back my weapon right now!”
“Uh-huh, the old man is speaking, but you should answer first.”
A 19-year-old confidently spoke out to a 31-year-old.
However, when there was no answer, Cheonma-ri, a 19-year-old girl with a beautiful heart, lightly broke her sword.
“My, my sword!!! “It costs $8,000!”
“Is this kind of durability that costs $8,000? Tsk tsk, I was completely fooled. Now, take this.”
She took out the pamphlet from her arms and handed it to the Cancon guild member, whose equipment had been shattered.
The other party, who was angry, was confused that they were handed a strange pamphlet rather than a broken piece of equipment.
“Huh? Nartica? Free exchange coupon? Event?”
“Take that pamphlet and go to the Nartica equipment store in Los Angeles.”
“Oh, no, what on earth is this?”
“I will tell you well. “You can exchange it for better equipment there.”
“…… Gyo, exchange?!”
“The equipment produced in Nartica is not this shabby. From next time, purchase and use weapons from Nartica.”
I looked around to see other people looking at me.
They took out a few more pamphlets and handed them out.
“For the rest of us, the durability of the equipment doesn’t seem to be very good. Everyone, get the pamphlet and exchange your equipment.”
“Uh…… Hmm… ….”
“Are you worried? Then it wouldn’t matter if I didn’t go, but Nartica’s equipment would still be much better than existing equipment companies, right?”
He went on to praise the company endlessly, saying that his company is big in its own way, that it ensures quality control, and that it makes equipment with the latest scientific technology rather than old-fashioned magic.
The guild members put down their equipment and carefully looked at the free event pamphlet.
“What, it’s a folding sword, but it’s this durable? Even free?”
“Sseu-eup, dual swords are free…… “It’s a bit tempting.”
“This is pretty good…… I think it wouldn’t be a bad idea to go there once… ….”
“What are you all doing! “Aren’t you holding your weapon straight?!”
A boss who screams in a defenseless situation.
Of course, the weapon was raised again.
Of course, I just lifted it, and my eyes on the pamphlet didn’t go anywhere.
I glanced at the pamphlet held in my other hand.
“How are you all? Are our company’s products pretty good?”
“Are these specifications real?”
“Of course it’s true. “If you don’t believe me, try searching on the Internet.”
“Oh.”
Free events were a serious problem.
In fact, most of the equipment was more expensive than the monthly salary, so it was a natural situation.
“Hey! You! Why don’t you catch that guy right now?! If you don’t catch it, you’ll all be fired!”
“If you are fired, please contact me through this business card. “Our company always wants skilled hunters.”
Only after I received the business card did I point out my weapon.
Only after that did they show the same majesty as the army of the late Tang Dynasty.
At the sight of the pen, Cheonma-ri started fussing as if she was in pain.
I took a step back and quietly headed towards the front door.
“By the way, I am the successor to the Kankon Guild.”
“Why are you such a psycho!”
“I did some research. “Your guild runs something like a subsidiary fund using money invested from employees and company reserves?”
“Why is that! “Isn’t that what all guilds do these days anyway?”
“When I looked at the portfolio, it was extremely focused on the hunter field. “I think it would be better to sort things out now.”
Kikik─
The door slowly opened.
Cheonma-ri looked at him and laughed.
“Personally, I don’t think anything good will happen after February. So, the existing portfolio—”
“Reorganize or short sell?! Isn’t this a completely crazy bitch! Hey! “You guys, kill that bastard right now—”
“Besides those, it also includes CDS (Credit Default Swap). Anyway, if you don’t like it, don’t~!”
Myron said something incomprehensible and quickly ran away.
Only those who were left with their souls stolen by the free event and those who were angry at the truth that they would have been better off not knowing were left behind.
* * *
A few hours have passed since Cheonma-ri went out to meet the golden sun instead of me.
The day became dark and evening came.
I was lying in bed like someone whose soul had been sucked.
It was only after hearing the harsh sound of the door that I was able to escape from this miserable state.
“…… “Are you here?”
I awkwardly headed to the living room.
As soon as I left the room, I saw Cheonma-ri smiling and buying food.
Something you wouldn’t normally do.
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It was clear that something felt good.
He even went so far as to unpack the food himself.
As the sun rose in the west, I went down to the living room and sat across from her.
“I guess the conversation went very well?”
“Beyond the fact that it worked out well, I feel dizzy. Wow, I never thought there was a way to fuck someone with just words and good intentions.”
Words and good intentions.
It seems that the plan I had in mind was implemented exactly as it was.
My plan for working on Myron, the successor to the Cancon Guild, was simple.
He took a somewhat low-key attitude and showed good intentions, but then gave advice that bordered on a trap.
Of course, taking advice from someone with whom you had a difficult relationship is something only a fool would do, so I didn’t expect much.
It was more of a mindset that if it helps in future work, it’s good, and if not, then it’s over.
And Cheonma-ri has now done the job very well.
Honestly, I was worried because he had a very grumpy personality, but this time he seemed to be able to control his emotions well.
Phew.
“I’m glad it seems to have gone as planned.”
“Thank goodness. No, it’s more like a jiangshi. You must be a genius. PPL in enemy territory. If a sane person had thought of this, his brain would have broken down long ago.”
This is a compliment or an insult.
Starting with that statement, Cheonma-ri began to endlessly recount what had happened so far.
How was the first encounter?
That guy’s face looks like a flounder, and my face looks like a swallow.
“Look at this guy swearing all of a sudden. What? Swallow?”
“Uh-huh, that’s a compliment.”
Roughly speaking, what is Myron’s past like?
Myron’s whereabouts are suspicious.
“Um…… What? Why is the content gradually becoming negative?”
“Keep listening. “It will soon turn into something pleasant.”
That guy grabbed his collar.
He couldn’t believe he broke the guy’s tape recorder.
They tried to take him to the warehouse and torture him, but he was stopped by the guild members.
I heard you gained favor from those guild members by conducting PPL.
Thanks to this, Myron was ignored by the guild members.
She finally gave her advice to help Myron get affected by the bankruptcy of her academy.
No, wait.
What on earth is this?
“…… ?”
“Hehe, why Sian? Is it because I’m too good at getting things done? Well, even in my opinion, this case is a bit weird~”
“Ah.”
“There is no need to say thank you. Instead, please just pull down your pants so I can eat it with dinner this evening~”
This is different from the plan.
No, it was in a state where it had changed to an extreme form.
I even thought about asking her what she was doing.
But things had already happened as they were supposed to happen.
Cheonmae was so excited that he even bought food.
The situation was too bad to start, and his physical condition was still not good.
A sage-like mind and body that continues to be maintained.
Both her body and mind were exhausted beyond words.
What’s more, a strange feeling in my heart was shouting to the whole thousand birds that I shouldn’t do that.
“Ha… ….”
“Huh? “Can you do it?”
Our childish returnee.
Her beautiful eyes sparkled endlessly.
This is because they misunderstood the owner’s words.
It looked like a puppy digging into the ground with all its might.
If I had known it would be like this, I would have explained it in PPT instead of words.
It was my mistake to not take into account that even if I spoke clearly, people would understand it like crap.
I wiped my face with a feeling of immense loss.
However, he did not express it vocally.
‘Ugh…… I don’t know anymore… ….’
Leaving everything up to my future self.
He smiled and said well done.
“Hehe~ Then the pants are─”
“Oh, that’s a bit much.”
Of course, the ‘service for a childhood friend’ that was often requested by the tasteful thousand birds was rejected.
Because I worked hard, I was complimented, but since it was very different from the plan, the bonus was excluded.
* * *
Truuru!
Inside an old-fashioned house.
Her Own Trace Back at home, Myron was overcome with anger, and she waited for someone to answer her phone.
An expression that looks like it’s going to kill someone right now.
However, it quickly disappeared as someone answered the phone.
“Yes, father. Are you very busy? No? Ah, that’s a relief.”
That someone is none other than Myron’s father.
Myron said today she hoped to regain a great deal of her self-esteem from what she had been through.
“Hey, I got some good information this time. “Is it possible to significantly increase the size of my existing investment portfolio?”
And the method was to act contrary to the advice given by Cheonma-ri.
The decision was made based on the belief that the ideas of a good person who believes in the World Tree are more normal than the words of a crazy witch.
If this continues, a thousand birds will win.
However, the great gain was his own victory and the restoration of his eternal confidence.
It could have been said that there was no basis, that it was too dangerous, and that it was more emotional than necessary.
However, there was not a single basis for overinvestment.
‘Rather than listen to her vicious lies during this boom, I would rather judge for myself and buy the full price.’
The present is a boom period itself.
Although a lot has happened, a brighter future awaits.
Hunters are invincible, and America is God.
Myron, filled with anger, had no doubt about the flow of the red arrow.