139 – Half-Dead Goddess
“How unfortunate, Your Highness! God never did such a thing with an evil heart…!”
“I know what you mean, so shut up. If you talk bullshit right in front of me, I’ll hang that tongue on the wall.”
Ah, this doesn’t work.
I woke up shaking my knees.
“Well, that’s it.”
“Huh!”
One of the deities who supported me, the ‘half-dead goddess’, no, Hella looked at me and sighed as if she were full of spirits.
“Are you going to come out shamelessly because it won’t work anyway?”
“What, what can I do? I already made a contract with another god. It just wasn’t meant to be.”
To be honest, I didn’t know until then that Eve and I would sign a contract.
In that situation, saying ‘Oh, I’m going to sign a contract with another goddess, so it’s impossible’ is trash.
At that time, I might be recognized by readers and leave my name as a rare bastard in web fiction.
A lot of things happened, but I also wanted to sign a contract with Eve in the first place.
“It’s not that I hate Hella either, but I don’t regret my choice.”
“Hey! You’re still a mouthful.”
Hella looked down at me and snorted her.
At that time, Eve, who was standing next to Odokani, stepped forward.
“I’m sorry, Mr. Hella.”
“Hmm?”
“Would you mind not being too mean to ‘my’ contractor?”
“Hoo~?”
A word spoken politely and boldly at the same time.
Hella twisted her eyes at the girl’s unexpected remark.
But if you look closely, the corner of his mouth seems to be slightly smiling.
“A deity whose name has not been left behind dares to speak to me? In my territory too?”
“No matter where we are, whoever is in front of us, it will never change that he is my contractor.”
“This is my territory, and you are obliged to listen to my orders according to your quest. First of all, even if it is a contracted deity, you won’t be able to claim ownership of the contracted person, right?”
“No, he is mine now.”
Hella and I widened our eyes at the bold remark.
Soon after, Hella burst into laughter as if she were having fun.
“Ahahahaha! Indeed! Right! Yes, a goddess should be that arrogant! I was rude, I apologize.”
“I will take it.”
Hella looked at me, still smiling.
“Lee Ji-hoon, it seems that you signed a contract with a god that is too precious to give to you.”
“I think so too.”
“Well, there aren’t just a couple of girls like that with you.”
After saying that, Hella looked at my friends this time.
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They seemed a little surprised by the fact that Hella and I knew and her Eve’s reaction.
Hella got up from her throne and walked slowly in front of us.
“I’ve seen it before, but it’s a pretty interesting combination. The appearance is also quite good.”
Like an appraiser appraising her jewels, Hella glanced at them.
Maybe it’s because of the high-handed atmosphere unique to God that he is born with.
The girls seemed a little nervous at the blatant gaze.
Hella, who had been staring at her like that, suddenly reached out her hand.
Molkan.
“Quaaaaa!”
Eunbyeol was startled and covered her breasts with her arms.
Hella’s hand was precisely gripping her chest.
“What, what what are you doing now!”
“No, she has a hot body for a saint, so I checked to see if it was real. Are all the saints of the earth like this?”
Looks like we’ll need some discussion on that, Hell Goddess.
Hella squeezed her hand, she opened it again, then she smiled broadly.
“Looking at the texture, it is clear that it is a natural product. Throw away the doves and do you want to be our Valkyrie?”
“I hate working for such a perverted boss! There is only one person in the world who can touch my breasts!”
As I shouted that, Eunbyeol glanced at me.
It’s difficult even if you give me that kind of gaze at this timing, saintess.
“Hmm~ Too bad. Looking at his personality, I think he would suit us better. Do the rest have the same thoughts as the saintess?”
At Hella’s question, Yuri lightly nodded her head, and Hyena only grinned.
Each person had a different reaction, but it was a roundabout refusal.
Hella also seemed to have no regrets, as if she knew that.
“Well, that’s good. I’ll continue to pamper you as my subordinates anyway while you’re doing your quests. Then you might change your mind.”
Hella raised her chin provocatively, this time extending her finger to me.
“I’ll let you go for now. If you’re a frightened person who can’t even take responsibility for your own choices, you’d really peel that skin off……. It’s not befitting of a king to be in the palace one by one.”
“Thank you for that.”
“Of course I should thank you. It’s like putting up with the desire to kill and turn into soldiers.”
I wonder if it’s going to be difficult because of the probability penalty… But like the last time, there are cases where you ignore it until you commit it.
At this point, it may not be completely impossible.
‘Like Eve’s, her divinity seems to be getting stronger in her own world.’
Anyway, back to her throne, Hella crossed her legs and said.
“Yes, first of all, you must be well aware of your position, right?”
“Isn’t it necessary to listen to the Queen’s orders for the quest?”
“I am satisfied that you know the subject. But where should I use you?”
“I’m sorry to say this, but… ….”
“Don’t use an unnecessarily difficult tone. I don’t like it.”
“To be honest, aren’t we quite useful?”
“Hmm, it’s me who judges that, not you.”
Hella flicked her finger.
“Because the skills of players change every time you see them. I guess I’ll have to see if your skills are good enough to help me.”
“How do you mean?”
“Yes, it would be nice to fight Hild here.”
In other words, is this a skill test?
Hild was still holding the spear with an emotionless face.
It was already after I saw Heald pierce three fire giants at once.
I can roughly guess how strong that fragile-looking girl must be.
“Then I-“
Yuri tried to step forward first.
But her Hella raised her hand to stop her.
“No, that’s it. That one nasty man is enough to fight.”
I was the one the queen pointed out.
…Are you still holding on to the fact that you didn’t sign a contract with him?
“Why me? Are you discriminating against me because I’m the only man here?”
“Because you are the most useless of them all.”
Hella’s words uttered without a single doubt.
But again, it wasn’t completely wrong, so I was desperate for an answer to give back.
“Why is my tongue so long? It’s an opportunity to mix our bodies with such a beauty and use each other’s weapons.”
“I beg you, so can you not say that? I’m more afraid of the eyes flying from behind than the sword flying in front of me, right?”
“Really? That’s surprising. When I saw you, you seemed to have no fear.”
Hella lightly gestured towards Heald.
Hild nodded slightly and raised his spear.
A monotonous blue window without any decorations.
But just by holding it lightly, Valkyrie couldn’t see the slightest gap.
‘I never thought I’d live to fight a Valkyrie.’
It’s not like you have to fight for your life anyway.
It’s just a test to check your skills.
At this level, I can accept it lightly.
“Do you need a weapon?”
“No, that’s fine.”
As soon as I answered, I activated my skill.
[The skill ‘Chekhov’s Gun’ was used.]
[The selected weapon is the ‘Mountain God’s Baseball Bat’.]
A skill that can summon any type of weapon that appeared in this novel.
There have been stronger weapons, but for sparring, this is just fine.
‘It’s nice to see you again like this.’
Unfortunately, the ‘Sanshin’s baseball bat’ I originally used was destroyed while trying to save Eve by breaking the text.
Perhaps the durability was too high, so I couldn’t stand it.
Still, it can be summoned with ‘Chekhov’s gun’ as it is the most frequently used weapon in novels.
The grip feels like it fits perfectly in my hand.
Anyway, this is a weapon that I have been using for over 100 episodes.
The moment I held it in my hand, I felt it was wrapped around me.
“You still use unusual weapons. You don’t use that ‘sword’?”
“Hmm, I also want to try it, but it’s like a chimney… I’m afraid that if I use it, I’ll get hurt because I don’t adjust the power properly.”
After saying that, I looked at Heald.
She is still looking at me expressionlessly.
Well, being an opponent with little emotion is quite difficult.
Originally, I ate half of my fights with my mouth and went in.
“Huh, that’s interesting. Well then, please enjoy my eyes for the first time in a while.”
Hella put her chin on her chin and went into her appreciation mode.
“Are you okay?”
Hyena nodded at her words.
“Don’t worry. Are you afraid I will lose?”
“I couldn’t even avoid a kiss, so can I avoid it with a spear?”
…….It was a big deal.
I thought it was a story that would only be written for one episode, but I think it will be ripped off over and over again.
First of all, I pretended not to hear what was said behind the scenes and stepped forward.
Hild lightly bowed her head and I bowed.
The other side doesn’t seem to have any objection to fighting either.
It is ambiguous whether there is such a thing as emotion in the first place.
“Sure.”
Heeld spoke softly.
At that moment, her figure disappeared.
“Huh.”
It turns its head upward almost reflexively.
She jumped up before I knew it and pointed a spear at me.
Its appearance reminded me of a god giving judgment.
Single movement and preliminary action.
With that, I changed my evaluation of Hild.
If you don’t take it seriously, you might really die.
‘…Come to think of it, the role of Valkyrie was to slap warriors from behind and bring them back?’
While thinking about that.
Hild’s spear fell on me without mercy.
Heald
Hella