108 – First Fan Signing Event
Late at night when normally everyone would be sleeping.
The members were sitting together in the living room in the middle of the night.
The same goes for Chaerin, who is desperate for sleep.
And in the middle of the living room.
Seoyoon is sitting facing me across the desk.
Seoyoon shouted, covering her mouth with both hands.
“Dohee! You’re so, so pretty!”
Okay then.
Of course I know.
“Oh, really?”
Seoyoon’s face was distorted.
“Ah, a little. I’m telling you to cooperate and respond appropriately?”
“Okay, I’ll do it right this time.”
Seoyoon spoke warmly once again.
“Oh, and it’s late, but congratulations on winning 1st place on ‘Jerky Stone 3’! I knew you would be the one!”
“Oh, really?”
“Hey.”
“What?”
In the end, Kim Seo-yoon grabbed both of my shoulders and shook me.
Her head bobs up and down.
It’s fun, huh.
“Do it properly!”
At that moment, Harang, who was standing next to her, stretched out her hand and stopped Seoyoon.
“I will not touch the artist’s body.”
Then, pretending to check her wrist, she spoke with a pretense of solemnity.
“It’s time. I’ll move.”
As expected, my manager, Jeon Ha-rang.
Reliable.
Seoyoon stood up from her seat, glaring at me.
“Miss, Lee Do-hee, don’t live like that.”
“Yes.”
The reason we are doing this is simple.
The first fan signing event will be held in a few days.
I was doing a simulation in advance.
Of course, I have no intention of messing around at the fan signing event like I did just now.
I heard that there are many fans who spend millions of won to participate in autograph sessions, so I have to do my best.
The member sitting in front of me was Chaerin.
She was about to start practicing when Chaerin said something unexpected.
“I am a man in his 20s.”
Hmm… Okay, I need to practice something.
But there is something venomous in Chaerin’s eyes.
Have you been having a hard time since you haven’t been able to sleep lately…?
First, I recited a general line.
“Hello~”
“Hello, Dohee~”
“What is your name?”
“I’m a man?”
Ah, yes…
“Call me oppa.”
“Oh, but she’s my sister.”
“Try it, Oppa.”
But should I call him oppa in the fansign…?
I really don’t like it…
“Manager Harang, this girl seems strange.”
I looked at Harang with sympathetic eyes.
“I’ll do it quickly.”
Behind him is Harang with cold eyes.
“Do it quickly.”
In front of us is Chaerin with venomous eyes.
“Oh…”
The word ‘oppa’ itself never comes out.
Now, I don’t really care about gender, but I have to say that I have a strong feeling of rejection when it comes to the word ‘oppa’.
“Quick!”
Why am I so scared today…
“Oooh…”
“Oh, a little!”
“Oh my…”
“Ah, do it!”
“Oh… Op… F-brother?”
***
“Ah… Ah, hello…! Um… What’s your name…?”
“Yeeun, don’t you know me?”
“Huh…?”
“You promised me to remember you last time.”
“This is my first time…?”
“I’m really in love with you, sister.”
“Dohee… I’m scared…”
“Ha…”
“Why are you like this…”
Yeeun was the best at relieving stress.
***
The question post-it note handed to me by the male fan in front of me said this.
Number 1) Dohee plays with Seoyoon.
Number 2) Seoyoon plays with Dohee.
“It’s just number 1. I’ll play with it no matter what.”
“hahahahaha, Seoyoon and Tosi are speaking exactly the same without a single mistake?”
“They say Seoyoon is overly self-conscious. Oh, and this is a real secret, but I actually have a mental age of around 30, right?”
“Then I’m your younger brother too?”
“It’s kind of like that.”
“Then please write here what you think the mental ages of the members are!”
Hmm…
-Hana 20 years old
-Harang 15 years old
-Chaerin 22 years old
-Seoyun 15 years old
-Sera 15 years old
-Yeeun 13 years old
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-Dohee (me) around 30s
The fan in front of me burst into laughter when he saw what I wrote on the post-it note.
But what can I do with it being true?
“I’ll move now~”
A staff member spoke from behind.
“I’m sorry… Goodbye, Jinwoong!”
Because my brother couldn’t speak, I decided to refer to my male fans as hyung.
“My mental age is in my 30s! And call me oppa!”
“Goodbye, little brother Jinwoong!”
“Hey, that’s not it!”
“hehehe, goodbye! See you next time!”
“Are you going to call me oppa next time?”
Jinwoong got up with the post-it note and moved on to the next turn, Yeeun’s older sister.
And once again, a macro is heard from the side.
“Cute…”
Sera was looking this way.
It seemed as if he was talking about the hat I was wearing.
A rabbit hat whose ears perk up when you touch it.
‘I think it’s cute.’
Now I think the rabbit will just be like that.
I received 5 rabbit goods just today… Ugh.
“Dohee~ Please look here~”
“Change your headband!”
Meanwhile, numerous cameras are making shutter sounds incessantly.
There was even a list of names of each favorite member written in front of the camera.
[Check out the youngest rabbit Lee Do-hee here~!]
Like this camera.
After looking at the camera and posing with a grin.
We welcomed the next fan.
“Hello, bro!”
“Brother?”
“Um… Brother?”
“……?”
Brother, I’m sorry.
I would like to be called ‘oppa’.
This is my best…
***
Joo Ha-yeon was confused now.
She was a newbie who first became an idol after watching .
Without even thinking about it, she bought one of her albums, applied for a fan sign, and won.
It was ridiculous.
Generally, in order to win a popular idol fan signing event, 100 tickets are required.
Nevertheless, she had no choice but to explain that the reason she won was luck.
Usually, fansign winners are divided into those who line up for bulk buyers of a certain percentage of paper and the remaining winners who are purely random.
The number of albums you can line up to win if you buy a lot here is a familiar fan sign.
And the chance to win even if you buy just one ticket is literally random.
Of course, even if it was random, generally people who bought 15 tickets won.
Nevertheless, Joo Ha-yeon, who won with just one album, was truly lucky.
And just like that, she is now at ’S first fan signing event.
‘I’m so nervous I can’t speak…’
Everyone around me seemed familiar.
On the other hand, since it was my first time attending an idol fan signing event, I couldn’t help but feel confused.
Still, I saw something, so I prepared a gift and a post-it note with questions.
I’ve definitely thought about what to say…
“I’ll move now~”
When he actually stood in front of the members, he started to protect them and then gave short answers to their questions, and ended up just saying hello and moving on.
And this time it’s Dohee.
As Dohee was her favorite, she sat down in front of him with a promise to speak properly this time.
“Hello, sister~”
My resolve to speak properly had disappeared and I was out of breath.
Dohee’s outfit today was a perfect innocent coordination, including a beige bustier that showed off her long black hair, a white long-sleeved T-shirt, a warm-toned cardigan, and a flower crown given to her by a fan.
That’s why he usually seemed like the cute and pretty youngest sister, but today he looked like the calm and elegant daughter of a foster family.
And more than anything.
‘The face and body are crazy…!’
I thought you were crazy even after seeing the members in front of you and Sarah, who is the top two visuals.
I thought Dohee was prettier.
Perhaps Sarah’s fans will also recognize it?
-Sera, you are the prettiest!!!
Hmm, I don’t think it’s that person.
Well, there is such a thing as taste…
Anyway, I wanted to start a conversation right away by telling Dohee that she was pretty.
And I wanted to say the words I had prepared.
There are definitely a lot of thoughts going through my head…
“Ah, ah… No hi…”
This time, my mouth is screaming loudly.
I thought I needed to do something, so I put out a post-it note asking a bunch of questions.
[Q: Dohee, why do you always wear the same t-shirt?]
Dohee checked the post-it note and said with a knowing smile.
“Oh, is this it? Cutie Pretty. It’s not like that~ hehehe.”
‘Your smile is so pretty…’
Still, I have to say something.
You must do this.
“No, really, why do you always wear the same clothes?”
“Oh.”
***
After the fan signing event, on the way back to the dorm.
Most of the members were exhausted.
It was natural since we continued to talk to 100 fans.
In the meantime, I was looking through reviews and photos posted on the Internet.
When I read the reviews, I feel proud and my fatigue is relieved.
There were quite a few photos posted along with the reviews, and among them was a photo of me wearing a rabbit hat.
Wow… It’s pretty.
I’m tempted to use this as my background photo.
Still, the ‘I’m in love’ center meme is the best.
While I was looking for reviews related to me, a few articles caught my eye.
First.
[Dohee, why do you keep giving me such trouble…]
Even if I ask you to call me oppa, you keep calling me hyung ㅅㅂ ㅠㅠㅠ
This is cute too, but I want to hear oppa’s voice…
Oh, and Dohee, how can you speak so well?
It was my first time meeting him and it wasn’t awkward at all.
-I was talking about the military with Dohee and how awkward it was.
└What does that mean?;;
└When I told him I was on vacation, he asked me what division I was in. So you said it was the 31st Division? But suddenly, I was happy to see you and started talking about the military;;
└ㅋㅋㅋHow does Dohee know about the military?
└I don’t know, maybe my dad talked a lot… But I was happy that he held my hand at the end.
The fan of the soldier with the shaved head was from the same division, so I was happy to see him and started talking about the military.
I glossed over it later, but…
I guess it’ll be okay.
Next.
[Fan News Review] I came here after hearing Dohee nag me.]
They say I failed the final exam
I plan to thoroughly study and review and solve one test paper every day…
He still says that every now and then…
I can’t refute this because he gets 100 points every time…
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Okay, study a bit ㅅㅂㅋㅋㅋ
-But are you still studying?
└ㅇㅇ… I do it out of habit sometimes when I have time to rest.
└You’re crazy.
Because I have to take the CSAT.
I should review it at least occasionally.
[I asked Dohee why she only wore the same t-shirt today]
The moment I was about to read the next article, Seo-yoon Kim, sitting behind me, put her phone screen in front of my face.
“Hey, what is this?”
This person wasn’t sleeping.
There was a text displayed on the screen.
That was a question asked on a post-it note about who would play, Seoyoon or Dohee.
[Questions asked to Seo-yoon and Do-hee hahahaha]
“Well, you chose yourself too.”
“No, not that one.”
Kim Seo-yoon dragged the screen down.
(Dohee evaluates the members’ mental ages.Jpg)
“Heh heh.”
I got caught.
30 years old lmaooo