57 – Drunk
“What’s wrong with Ryan?”
“No, nothing.”
Somehow Rianne said some strange nonsense, but it was certain that another very common apology would come out anyway.
I’m tired of receiving apologies now.
“By the way, where are you going to play?”
“Hmm… Shall we go see the sword?”
“No, weren’t you going out to play?”
“Isn’t it fun enough to see the sword?”
“knife… .?”
However, the condition of the children here is very strange.
No, to be precise, should I say that Minel has a lot of problems?
“Minell, have you ever played properly?”
“When I rest, I tend to rest properly. Of course you know how to play.
“… Isn’t that playing like going to see swords or new weapons, watching knights sparring, or meditating?”
“Is there any other way to play?”
For reference, Minel’s past hobby was alcohol.
Alcohol, wine, beer, etc., I enjoyed drinking and enjoying it, and I did not enjoy drinking alcohol like other people, but I literally enjoyed drinking.
He liked to record in great detail everything from taste to feeling, saying that he enjoyed the hot feeling of poisonous liquor going down his throat, that wine felt happiness through his eyes, nose, and mouth, and that beer enjoyed the bitter aroma of barley.
But he probably hasn’t gone through a war now, and he’s following the knights’ policy of abstaining from alcohol, tobacco, and s*x.
“Then it’s alcohol!”
“Is it alcohol?”
“Soul… ?”
People say it’s alcohol from daytime, but there’s nothing more unique than drinking alcohol during the day. Besides, if you go at night, most of the bars in the academy are full. Since the age of admission is 20 years old, everyone is an adult and drinks often.
What… It’s been a while since I want to drink too.
“It’s alcohol… I’ve never had it, but it doesn’t hurt to try once.”
“I’m fine too… Will Neros be okay?”
“Will it be okay? Even if you look a little young, if you look at your age, you’re in your 20s… In terms of actual age, he would be in his 30s.”
Even if you don’t include dead time, there is no problem with drinking alcohol.
I don’t know how much you drink, but I’m sure there’s something big.
*****
“Ehehehe!!”
“There was a time when I thought so.”
Minel thought he was drunk.
I didn’t think that Neros would be pickled because he was a main spirit, and I thought I could cover Rain even if he was drunk.
But there was something wrong.
Minel’s alcohol wasn’t strong from the beginning, but it was strong.
“Lian Primal!! Where do you think I am lacking?!”
“No, it’s not that I’m lacking… .”
“Then why!!!! Are you not listening to me?!!!!!”
I knew for the first time in my life that Minel was drunk.
No, to be precise, it was the first time I knew that there was such a dirty and troublesome drunkenness.
Grab it by the collar and shake it like crazy as if your brain would come out. Because of his unnecessarily strong physical strength, if I make a mistake in moving my body even a little bit, I feel like my clothes will tear.
But the problem is that it’s not just one drunkard.
“Ehehehehe!! Ehehehehehe!!!!”
“Cheup!! Queueek!!!”
“Neros!!! die!! The store manager is dead!!!”
Nero suddenly turns into a violent girl and hangs a neat headlock on the owner’s head with her slender arms. It’s fortunate that the spirit is not an arm, but even with that body, the power of at least 1/4 of that of the spirit is more than enough.
“ugh… . eh… .”
Simply put, it means the power that is perfect for dying.
“Neros!!”
“Ehehe!”
I hurriedly remove Neros from the man who had bitten off the foam. Minel could at least be drunk with me and accept it, but Neros just puts on a headlock as he sees it, so if I take my eyes off it for a moment, it’s like this.
“Lian Primal! Are you listening!!”
“Eheheheeng!!”
“Did I come here for no reason… .”
Thinking so seriously, I stretched out my hand to take a sip of the beer that was around me, but my hand cut through the air without hesitation.
“uh?”
When they can’t get the beer they should have, they urgently look at Neros and Minel, but neither have glasses in their hands. Just staring at me with half-closed eyes.
then… .?
“young master… Heeep.”
“lane?”
Carefully look at Lane’s face.
“…Heeep.”
it’s red His face was so red that it looked no different from Lane’s hair.
How much did you eat?
I look around, but what I see around me is a lot of wine and vodka that Minel and Neros drank, and the only thing that looks like Rain has been drinking is a glass of beer over there.
“no way?”
Are you drunk with that?
A glass of beer, in one sip?
“I’m Doryani… .”
“Yeah, why?”
no. I believe in Lane.
I hope there is no strange drunkenness like Minel or Neros.
“I actually have a mole right under my armpit.”
“…yes?”
“And the cat is so cute!”
I blinked at Lane’s words.
what did you say now?
“My family has one older sister and one younger brother. My father has excellent magic skills for a count, so he works as the vice-captain of the magic knights in the imperial palace. My mother was originally a hunter, so she sometimes taught me to hunt.”
“Hey, Mr. Lane? Even if it’s the reason why you suddenly tell me your personal family history… .”
“And, as you know, my dream is to become a great magic swordsman! My father wanted me to learn magic, but I have an older sister, and the man has a younger brother, so he treats me leniently. But since I’m just living without any measures, he put me in here saying at least try to work as a maid. Oh, my mother objected, saying she would raise a child like me to be a hunter.”
This was Lane’s drinking habit.
“Even so, I don’t regret coming here. All the people in the duke’s family are nice, the young master is cool, and he has a lot of money, and thanks to the young master, he has been able to go on the path of a proper magic swordsman.”
Once I spit out all the information in my head, I look at it.
He is the type to spit out everything from personal information to family history to his feelings.
“Good. lane. Let’s just stop there!”
Such people should shut their mouths early. Tomorrow, the image of Lane frantically kicking the blanket is projected in my head.
“No, I will do more. I’m sure you know about our Astral family. A short but bold mage count family. About 150 years ago, my grandfather learned magic by self-taught, and he was awarded the title of Magic Knight by the emperor by pressing down on the original family of Jeron with force and intelligence. .”
“uh… Yes, it is.”
“Personally, my grandfather is one of the people I admire very much. Contrary to my ideals, he is one of the wise men who consistently sold only magic and succeeded, but it is also wonderful that he realized the limits of his abilities, accepted his family, and chose death at the short age of only 80 years old.”
“Is it cool that you chose death?”
“Yes, yes, everyone is afraid of death, but I heard that even when faced with death, my grandfather was not afraid of it, but his eyes sparkled with inquisitiveness!”
This doesn’t work.
It was already too late, too late. Rain’s candle is already covered with black salt, so it doesn’t know how to go out. And this is not a simple flame that can be erased by turning it off.
“I do not tremble in fear even in the face of unknown fear! Isn’t that cool? It’s personal preference, but I like people who smile even in the face of fear.”
“okay?”
“Yes, fear of the unknown and extreme situations where you might die! In that situation, I smile and draw my sword and say this.”
＜Fun.＞
Kyaaak!!!
When Lane screamed, I quietly took a sip of beer and continued talking to Lane.
[‘I didn’t want to remain a virgin’ quietly advises you to drink water rather than alcohol and stay alert.]
I want to do that.
“Do you only listen to the words of Rain Astral! After all, you don’t care about me!!!”
“Eheheheeng!!”
I don’t want to stay sober in this chaos.
[‘I want to sleep with all women’ nags you, asking why you drink so much when you can’t even get drunk anyway because of the hero’s traits.]
Oh right… I can’t take it now
Originally, at this time, you could drink and get drunk, but this time, as a result of eating the seeds of your talent, your hero traits will bloom, so no matter how much alcohol you put in your stomach, you won’t get drunk.
No, I will get drunk. However, it is impossible to get drunk to the point of losing your mind like Minel, Neros, or Rain.
[I want to sleep with all women] sponsors 100 coins to drink moderately and prepare to clean up.]
“… ha.”
I’ll just go play normally.
Clearly, alcohol propaganda. I’ve had enough of this stinking s*t.