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Group assignment (2)
What is a group assignment?
Basically, the model answer is that it is to foster and evaluate the spirit of cooperation among students.
However, according to Pareto’s law that the top 20% do 80% of the total, group assignments are a game of chicken in which the most sincere person loses.
Since the evaluation unit is ‘group’, from an individual point of view, there are people who don’t even know what the task is, and there are people who say they do it but don’t.
I’d like to think that there are times when human beings become weak when they come together, but this is exactly the case.
In other words, the group task is to thoroughly report on people, and the results vary significantly depending on the internal atmosphere.
“Whoops…”
In that respect, our third group could be said to be a blessed group.
A cafe on the second floor inside the academy. Looking at the faces gathered for the group assignment, I feel confident.
Chickens invented the chicken dance. They’re just too embarrassed to admit it.
Jaeger Hinzpeter. 3rd class knight. Physical abilities are pretty good. Judgment skills are not bad. What you set out to do, you will soon do.
Arisha, you don’t have to say anything. Sword genius, physical is also good, so use your body. It will follow soon.
The last member, Hwaran.
Hwaran, well, although his attitude is ticklish, he’s basically the sincere type. Seeing him paying attention in class these days makes me smile.
Anyway, the lines are good.
I’ve been doing group assignments with only those who don’t know what they’re doing, those who want to take a free ride, and those whose grandparents passed away for 4 years at the physical school and 3 years at the academy.
Even in the previous episode, my luck in the group assignment was not so good, so I was frustrated, but in the end, I was destined to carry.
But with these guys, anything is possible! I must be lucky to have such good physical and diligent friends become members of the group!
“Now, how much do you all know about spearmanship?”
“Is Corinne good at it?”
“They say that the prostitutes are gay with a high probability.”
“Yeager, you’re mismatched! Where are you stupid!”
It’s over the line.
“······ order honey and cream on top of bread.”
Unlike Arisha and Yeager, who answered at first, Hwaran sucked his portion of Frappuccino and pointed to the desserts of the students sitting next to him.
I think I would have been the leader no matter what I did in this group.
“It’s okay. You don’t know that. Now, here’s a data book. It’s a book on the basic postures of spearmanship, Baguachang, divine chanting, and divination. It might be difficult to understand with just pictures, but I’ll learn the theory first and reproduce it in the gym.”
If it was spearmanship, it was a win.
I thought it would be easy to handle, so I read all kinds of books to survive.
Unlike the game, in reality, I had to move my body and use the spear.
Bak-ga sucked honey as a wizard, but… If I had known it would be like this, I would have done some math study.
“First of all, it’s knowledge. If you lose weight, you will win 100 times. If you know the enemy and know yourself, you win and enter.”
“Corin, since you know, shouldn’t we not know?”
“Stop it! Jaeger Hinzpeter! As the leader of the 7th year group assignment, I do not tolerate free riding!”
“Uh… yes.”
“Hwaran is…”
Did you know that seagulls are just beach chickens?
You are reading the book well. Every time I see him, he reads a book, so he seems used to reading the typeface.
“I made a reservation for the gymnasium in three hours, so I’ll start with the theory first.”
“Oh···!”
“Except for the group assignment, everything goes as usual!”
Veteran Knight Commander here.
A swordswoman of the famous swordsman.
There is a nun girl with the strongest physical in history, and a knight friend who manages to serve one person.
this member. No matter where you look, they are not members who will fail in their group assignments.
······
············
······
There was a time when I thought that too.
“friend.”
“Why are you my friend?”
“We went to the gym for about two months.”
“yes.”
“The walls and flooring here. Are they all high-density shock-absorbing materials or something?”
“It did.”
that’s very expensive
“Was it breakable?”
“I knew it first.”
– Patter!
The ground was crushed and dug up. The ground that was swept away with the pogongseong by causing a sonic boom is a nobleman.
“Uh, Father… Father…”
Arisha was frightened as she touched my slightly swollen cheek.
not even hit Even though it was simply brushed by the wind caused by the power, it was this much.
Behind Arisha’s slim back, there was a neatly cut hole in the wall of the changing room. The scenery outside the building is clearly visible.
It is not the level of the wall being broken, but the level of disintegration to the level of fragments.
“Is it magic?”
“It’s not magic. It’s just… I hit it with my fist.”
Of course, we are flocking here and there to the sudden uproar. At the end of their gaze, a punk girl in a chained nun’s uniform stood still with her fist out.
“·······.”
His expression is still cold, but he can feel the ‘Oops’.
‘It seems to have disappeared in molecular units.’
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It will cost a lot to build.
The trigger was Arisha and Hwaran holding a practice spear and wielding it, but Hwaran, who missed the spear, inadvertently threw a fist containing magic.
The wind of the wind emitted by that overwhelming supernatural power caused this disaster.
“Hey, Corinne.”
“Why… Yeager.”
“If I say anything about demons in the future, stop it by punching me in the back of the head.”
“I can’t see my friend committing suicide.”
“As expected, we’re friends. You’re the only one.”
It was only natural to be kicked out of the ragroom.
* * * *
The next Sunday lunchtime, we were at church.
“Well, let’s have a reflection time for the first group task. Members, please feel free to tell us your opinions.”
“·······.”
“·······.”
Members who do not speak for a while. Yeager sticks out his mouth, and Arisha cautiously raises her hand.
“Yesterday… I’m sorry. I couldn’t control my strength.”
“No, Arisha did a good job. The way she held the spear and the way she wielded it was also good. It’s worthwhile to see me practicing.”
“Kuhmm… Corrin-san’s spearmanship is really close to perfect. Just imitating his movements makes me feel like a real spearman!”
“It’s thanks to your good eyes. What about Yeager?”
“Hmm… I’m not quite sure yet. The same goes for swinging a long weapon. Did you say it’s turning? I have no idea how to do that unique twist. I couldn’t see the path at all.”
Hoecheon is the most splendid and highly variable style of singing. If you can follow that, I will raise Jaeger as the next successor to the six chorus.
“You’re following along well. Even if you learn the eight mothers, you’ll be able to wield the mace in a variety of ways.”
Arisha’s original ‘eyes’ are good, so she was good at technical reproduction, but Yeager is unexpected. This guy is basically good at using his body.
“What do you think of anger?”
“·······.”
Hwaran, who has arrived, is wearing a nun’s uniform as usual. What is different from usual is that he brought a large silver tray.
“eat.”
The silver tray that Hwaran handed over contained a cup of wine smaller than a cup of soju and an easy-to-eat piece of Baekseolgi.
“Sacrament?”
“It’s the blood and flesh of a saint.”
This kind of culture is also similar, probably because the religions of the earth were arranged and put in.
The problem is that it’s not just one religion put in, it’s a terrible hybrid of several.
“Volunteer?”
“Because weekend worship is compulsory.”
Inside the Merkava Academy, there was a separate church for student believers.
It is more of an auditorium than a church, but it accommodates over a thousand students for worship.
In fact, it’s ambiguous that it’s for the students, because at this academy every Wednesday, an hour of worship is mandatory.
It is compulsory because it is a compulsory course required for graduation for one credit.
It’s good in that I have the awareness that I’m forced to listen, so I don’t point out even if I doze off or do something else.
Anyway, except for the Wednesday academy service, weekend worship is free to attend.
“Hwaran was an apprentice nun of Protestantism, right?”
“It didn’t happen because I wanted to.”
I guess so. The reason why Hwaran can move freely, albeit nominally, as it is now is because of the Protestant religious ban and her status as a nun.
“I know it was forced, but read the Bible anyway. The stories of people called saints and saints have something to learn in themselves.”
Although there was no religion on Earth, there is still much to learn from the stories of our ancestors who became the basis of religion.
love your neighbor
Excessive desire is the basis of suffering,
Don’t do to others what you don’t want to be done to you
Admit what you don’t know and learn. Then you will find out.
Even if you don’t believe in religion, isn’t it something you can learn by listening to it? But even those who believe in this do not keep it.
Contrary to my thoughts, the members of the group who are in their prime seem to feel a sense of distance while covering up religion.
“I don’t believe in religion or anything like that.”
“Um~ I don’t know what the priest or nun says because everything is difficult.”
“The Old Church has a lot of tight, fundamentalist, old-fashioned voices, but the New Church says the same thing.”
“What is it?”
I was a little embarrassed by Arisha’s question, but I returned the answer.
“love.”
“Uh… yes?”
Arisha’s cheeks turned red and her eyelids blinked.
“Love me, love the person before me, love your neighbor. Love and love.”
“Ah… that, is that it?”
This is my favorite teaching. In fact, it’s a natural teaching that everyone will nod their heads inwardly.
“Some might call it cheesy, but all human beings want to love and be loved. Because the Protestant saintess knows how to touch the heartstrings.”
“Mmmm…! Sounds like a great lesson! Love! Mmmmm… Love! It’s important!”
“······joy.”
Hwaran took a posture of turning his back on the world with a plain expression.
“Anyway… Sister Dutch. Do you know the cause of yesterday’s failure?”
“·······.”
I’m guessing, but I didn’t bother to say it. It would be more helpful for this child’s growth to be enlightened and talked about on his own rather than pointed out by others.
Even if it’s a limited-class horse and ginger, this child is only three years old. If the day comes when this guy who denies the original and even denies himself will see himself subjectively…
“You guys are too weak.”
“???”
“It’s because you guys are so weak. Even a little bit of strength will break it.”
Did you know that seagulls are just beach chickens?
You’ve come to an amazing conclusion.
* * * *
Since we cannot increase the remodeling work of the training room again, we applied for the use of the vacant lot in the laboratory building that we rented last time.
If Ms. Josephine hadn’t immediately convinced and given permission, we wouldn’t have been able to find a place to practice.
“Ran (攔), which parries the opponent’s weapon. I (拿) who presses the pared weapon. From this state to stabbing (扎). This is the basic counterattack of the spear, Ran Nachal ((攔拿扎).”
“The moves look so easy.”
“It’s not like that. This is because strength control and waist movement are also important.”
“It’s as Arisha said. You have to move with the spear sticking to your body when you’re playing with orchids.”
“It’s basic, but is it important to combine these movements and complete them all at once? It’s difficult.”
“The spear is the second most easily seen weapon after the sword in a great dictionary. It is important to guess the opponent’s skill from their movements. If you don’t know it, you will have no choice but to be defeated because it is a ‘secret technique’.”
Person-to-person battle is a number-reading battle that comes from constant practice. Memorizing the opponent’s movements and spacing and countering is more important than attacking.
“Today, let’s do a thousand basic movements lightly. How about Dutch?”
He didn’t say anything special, but after breaking the gym, Hwaran only watched the practice, showing a limp and insincere attitude.
Well, if you miss the spear, the fist will fly right away, so it’s a big deal that Arisha and Yeager were also scared.
“Does this mean anything?”
“hmm?”
“Let’s practice this. The weak are weak. The strong are strong.”
“·······.”
The words were rough, but the meaning was understandable. Perhaps, since he is a Hwaran with innate strength without making any effort, he can say it confidently.
Martial arts are, after all, a technique for the weak to oppose the strong.
Did it seem meaningless to Hwaran, a born strongman and a diamond?
Suddenly, an old question and answer comes to mind.
“Master. Other than basic stuff like this, when do you teach me special moves or secret moves? After all this, how long have you been catching monsters…”
I think I had similar thoughts in the past. I was young.
“Ummm…”
“Kuh, kuhm!”
Arisha and Yeager could not present a different opinion to Hwaran. The two naturally looked at me, the leader.
Huh… If you admit the words of Hwaran here, this group assignment will be ruined. can’t be
“Your words are not so wrong.”
“Mr. Corinne?”
“But that’s what the real strongmen can say.”
“······what?”
Hwaran responds to the subtle disregard for ‘Are you going to be the subject?’ Yes, you who are confident in your strength cannot ignore this provocation.
“Wouldn’t I be more suited to the strong than you, who ignores small things?”
“······it’s crazy?”
Did you know that seagulls are just beach chickens?
Yeah, why would he want to do this? However, this is the spur of the moment as a leader. If you are pushed here, you will not be able to control Hwaran even if you do the group assignment.
Rebellious members must be quickly subdued. It’s a story about the experience of being in the 7th year of the leader’s bones.
“Nose, Mr. Corinne!”
“Corina… I can’t see my friend committing suicide!”
“Noisy, sex dub!”
I picked up a practice spear and pointed it at Hwaran.
“Do you want to bet?”
“what?”
“One minute. I’ll bring you to my knees in one minute. If you succeed, you’ll be living tonight.”
“·······.”
There is no need to compare. Is the difference in specs roughly 8 times even when sealed with a gold rooster?
I’ve gotten stronger, but the difference between me and even Hwaran, where the gold rooster was caught, is far away. Above all, regardless of the golden world, the guy’s Geumgang Buddha is ‘invincible’.
“Okay. If I win… I don’t need a reward or something. One will break.”
Instead of paying for hospital bills, he says in a bloody voice.
Hwaran and I stood in the middle of the empty lot with Arisha and Yeager as spectators.
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Gather information.
Did you know that turtles can’t do push-ups? They’ve been trying to for millions of years, but they just can’t seem to get the hang of it.
Golden Buddha of Hwaran (金剛不壞). The strongest defense system characteristic of
When the remaining aura drops, it can lead to the idea of stopping, but despite the golden rooster, Hwaran’s aura level is the highest and the amount of aura exceeds 20,000.
What are you talking about?
Even by simple calculation, it means that it is about 5 times more than my error amount. Considering that my aura level is medium, the difference is even bigger.
Therefore, no matter what I do, hurting Hwaran is close to impossible.
“Then get ready…”
Hwaran’s defense has never been pierced. Therefore, the action Hwaran will take is very simple.
“start!”
– Jerking away
walk It comes up, grabs it, and throws it away.
An arrogant battle method that is only possible because of its overwhelming defensive power.
Without taking any defensive posture, he threw a spear at the approaching Hwaran without hesitation.
A doctor who has a mischief.
“No, Mr. Corinne?!”
rain from the start. I wrote top-notch techniques. Arisha and Yeager seemed taken aback by my momentum, but Hwaran seemed to have no intention of avoiding it.
– Kakakak!
Three consecutive stabs. Hwaran, who allows stabbing with the same walking stance.
All three stabs hit Hwaran, but her momentum did not soften in the slightest. Rather, the tip of the practice spear was crushed.
It was because the durability of the spear was weaker than that of Hwaran’s bare skin.
‘It can’t be stabbed.’
“Suck…!”
Recover the broken spear and swing it with your waist. Wielding a formidable spear. It’s simple, but it’s the maximum destructive power a spear can produce.
The second combination is Hengsoho Wind.
– Boom!
A dizzying noise rang out. It was because my spear swung with tremendous force and hit Hwaran’s head.
Although it was a practice spear, it hit the head with such power. It was powerful enough to cause death, but rather, it was my spear that reached the end of its lifespan.
– Kkakjik!
The spear that collided with the Geumgang Buddha was broken.
bare hands.
Redemption Rights.
Hwaran extends his hand. Hwaran looks like he has already won.
“·······?!”
While avoiding her attack, he twists and turns with his mysterious footwork and changes position behind his back. For a moment, it must have felt like I had disappeared from her point of view.
“this···!”
Soon after, noticing that I had moved behind me, he slashed his fist violently.
It is incredibly fast and scatters unbelievable power, but an attack that does not hit is meaningless.
Avoid her attacks with a light step change.
-Chik!
My chest was cut off with just the pressure, but well, I can still withstand it.
“·······.”
The distance between me and Holland is less than 30cm, super close range. A distance that can be reached with an outstretched arm. but it doesn’t reach
Hwaran’s fists and nails all barely grazed. The magical footwork did not allow the Dutch to hit effectively.
It’s not a great skill. It’s just an evasion technique of Baguabobeop that contains the secret of eternal life.
It is a basic step-by-step operation to occupy the opponent’s back.
As the basis of the basics, he was avoiding the Hwaran’s attacks one after another.
“it’s annoying.”
Is it the sense that the fly in front of me keeps bothering me? Hwaran focused his ‘Aura’ on the fist he was about to swing at me.
come.
If Geumgang Bulgogi is an invincible defense… Hwaran’s magic is an extremely powerful attack. Transforms a vast aura into pure violence.
The instinctive aura operation of Ginger City, a special magician, appears in the most destructive form.
“Avoid. If you don’t want to die.”
It’ll be smashed just by brushing against it.
“Take one.”
Excitedly stretch out your hand. At one point, my legs were planted like roots in the ground.
A fist stretched out as if it was burning black. If correct, you will be hospitalized for at least a month. As advised by Hwaran, avoid it, but…
accept It was easy to concentrate all the auras on his right arm and receive the most honest regime in the palm of his hand. the problem is······.
– Knock it off!
Even though it was a perfect defense, the overwhelming destructive power was transmitted through the palm of the hand. The wrist muscles were severed and blood splattered from the torn skin.
“·······!?”
Hwaran seemed surprised, as if he hadn’t expected that he would do a stupid thing to block it from the front. But my defense must not end here.
Hwaran pulled his outstretched fist into the palm he had received. In an instant, Hwaran’s body approaches me, and in an instant, I dot her back with the Bagua step method.
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I slam her hamstrings with my foot from behind her defenseless back.
Hey. do you know that snakes are bald?
No matter how strong or hard it is, as long as it is a creature, its joint structure is no different from that of humans.
-dump!
Hwaran’s one knee touched the floor.
“Did you get down on your knees?”
“this······.”
Hwaran was a sight that could not be conquered. Structural limitations of joints independent of strength. It must have meant something different from the ‘kneeling’ she thought.
But Hwaran is on his knees, and I am standing.
Originally, the match was to bring Hwaran to his knees within one minute.
“again······.”
Hwaran asked for a rematch as if he could not accept. Like you won’t lose this time.
“No.”
“······what?”
“I won, so why are you fighting again?”
He suppresses the rebellion with a nasty expression on Jo Won.
“······again.”
Hwaran rarely showed emotion and made a look of resentment. It’s the first time this guy shows his emotions like this, so I want to unintentionally tease him more.
Hey. do you know that snakes are bald?
Now or when are you going to make fun of Hwaran?
“From now on, this is a paid service.”
“pay?”
“Insert a coin to retry.”
Hwaran rummaged through the pocket of her nun’s uniform and gnashed her teeth when she realized that there was no coin.
“······wait.”
slap! Hwaran turns her head and kicks her seat. The ground crumbled and a small crater was created just by her impact.
“Uh, where are you going?!”
Are you really going to get money? I blankly stare at the direction where Hwaran disappeared, but it doesn’t take long before Hwaran bangs! and settled down
It’s like carrying a heavy bag.
“again.”
-Charrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Silver and gold coins pouring down. A large amount of coins, as if they had been scraped together far from a house, poured out.
Did you know that turtles can’t do push-ups? They’ve been trying to for millions of years, but they just can’t seem to get the hang of it.
Gee, did you really bring this money to do it again? At first glance, this must be over 100 gold coins, right?
“Wow… I’ve never seen so many gold coins.”
Did you know that seagulls are just beach chickens?
Yeager and Arisha stared blankly at the spilled coins with their jaws hanging open.
Was this guy with such a strong desire to win?
“First grade? What are you guys doing here?”
It was then. Why did a female student enter the vacant lot?
It’s a familiar face.
“Senior Isabelle?”
Marie’s best friend. Senior Isabelle came into the clearing as if she had seen us while passing by.
“What the hell are you guys…”
“I’ll give you all of this. Do it again with me.”
“······!”
For some reason, senior Isabelle was shocked by Hwaran’s words. Why are you here again?
“No, don’t.”
“why······.”
“If you’re too slimy, you’re not popular.”
“·······.”
Looking at the gold coins made me want to do it again, but here it is necessary to protect the leader’s authority.
Above all, as long as this trick has been exposed, it’s not an opponent that can work twice. Even if I’m a little cowardly, I’ll become a victorious idiot!
“Let’s do it again…”
“No, I won’t. I won’t.”
– Hard!
Hwaran glared at me with a troubled expression.
It’s inexhaustible, but if you accept it here, you’ll be kicked out, the leader’s authority will fall, and the group assignment will be ruined. Absolutely unacceptable!
“Money… again… sloppy?”
“Senior Isabelle?”
For some reason, senior Isabelle, who was shaking and trembling, looked at me with eyes full of fear. Seriously, why are you doing that?
“·······.”
Hwaran did not hide his uncomfortable feeling, but eventually had to give up. I won’t do it, so what are you going to do?
Although it was short-lived, he was able to successfully subdue Jo Won’s rebellion. Now all I have to do is prepare for the presentation while teaching spearmanship at a leisurely pace.
But I didn’t expect A few days later, a regular meeting for group assignments. Hwaran never thought he would do something like this.
“it hurts. Exclude me.”
A statement of reason for not attending the group meeting.
Everyone’s fisheye was dumbfounded at the excuse that didn’t even work out of the fire.
you, why are you sick? He can chew even a lump of metal!!
It was an unexpected appearance of group task trolling.
Isabelle’s misunderstanding is getting bigger now.
Also that Hwaran is also something. “it is not my fault the wall got destroyed, if it weren’t so weak it wouldn’t be destroyed now would it?”
fkn lmaaaooo both the nun and Isabella are crazy