02 : I am still living in the game world. Today, tomorrow too.
After defeating the pervert that flew through the window.
After taking a leisurely shower with hot water, I was doing laundry nonstop.
The reason why I did the laundry all of a sudden was that while I was cleaning the house, I felt uncomfortable as if I had just finished doing what I was doing.
I was trying to put on clean clothes after taking a shower, but I needed to do laundry because I had nothing to wear right away among the clothes I bought at the store and put in my bank account.
Anyway, I have pants and pants but no top, or just buying them at a store would be a good idea.
Why spend money when you can wash clothes without spending your own money?
What about women’s underwear? Originally, I would have been a little embarrassed because I was a man too.
When I saw that women’s cleaning supplies and underwear were thrown into the sink while cleaning, I decided to assume that this was a reminder to do the laundry for me.
If this isn’t noticed, it’s just a beast.
No matter how Nokla was born, it’s not like normal people, but it’s special.
If you are a bastard who has a social life and has learned everything, I hope you at least protect the use of the sink.
While thinking that, I continued washing after sorting colors and materials as much as possible using my experience and know-how from working in a laundromat.
I used a small amount of new material and fiber softener, but made it most efficient, and took out a hanger that was hidden like a treasure in this house and hung the clothes.
No, hangers weren’t enough, so I hung bundles of twine scattered around the house to make it look like a clothesline.
Is it okay to do this to someone else’s house? If the clothes here were conscious, they would have asked themselves if they were like this.
It probably won’t take a day or two to catch the birds anyway, but when Green Lah comes back, all the laundry will be well organized. What’s the problem?
After doing that, two hours passed before I knew it.
Since even the veranda was tidy, I was satisfied that it was tidy enough that it could be called a house where people live rather than a garbage dump.
No, I think it’s correct to see it as a laundry drying room, not a house now.
Women’s underwear fills 90% of the household, and no matter where you turn, you can see the underwear left behind by green lava.
…… What an abominable construct.
I lay down in the living room, closed my eyes, and tried to sleep.
It’s damp because there’s a lot of undried laundry, but this level of humidity is rather comfortable. So, with a comfortable mind, I felt my body sink into the water horse-
“Hey- is there a kid who was cursed here? What the. You crazy b*tch, if you put a child in a garbage dump like yours, it will be cursed even stronger!”
I heard a girl talking loudly outside the door.
The girl’s distinctive high-pitched voice resonates high.
No matter how many times people have gone out, do you still want to scream in a common hallway? What are your parents doing?
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What would a person who cleaned the house all morning without paying attention to the rest of the house have to say? I thought about it for a moment, but decided to forget it.
I put my body back into the water as it is-
Boom!
“Come on! Little boy here! I came to save you from the gut- uh what the hell.”
“Damn it.”
As if the owner of that voice was natural, he kicked open the door and came in. He let out a surprised sound when he saw me lying like a corpse in the middle of the living room.
Well, from the outside, women’s underwear is lying on the floor, so it would look like they’re doing some kind of bizarre and perverted ritual.
The girl looks surprised too, but I’m just as surprised to see the girl suddenly appear.
It’s not dyed or anything like that, but a girl with white hair and red eyes that give off a sense of discoloration over the years, just like old people.
The child doesn’t dye his hair and his clothes are strange.
She was wearing a women’s hanbok with her jeogori removed and an underskirt over her outer skirt, revealing the bandage on her chest. Even the norigae hanging there.
If a child walking down the street wears such an outfit, she should immediately find her parents and report it as child abuse.
I know that girl is one of the characters in the world of this game.
My name is Maehwa. Or dog poop.
The oldest and strongest exorcist who has lived since the Joseon Dynasty and the dean of the academy.
The reason she has been able to survive since the Joseon Dynasty is thanks to her skiII called Curse of Immortality.
Thanks to her long experience, she even has the skiII to see her future, so she can live forever as long as there are no external factors.
She holds the position of the strongest exorcist who protects this country in the present age with her knowledge and power accumulated over a long time.
All I could remember about her was her sister’s description, but-
Although she calls herself Maehwa, it is because of the explanation that her real name is called Gaetdung.
I know that names for girls in the Joseon Dynasty are not very elaborate.
However, what is the girl’s name Gaeddongi?
Her brother would say bullsh*t like ‘legit loli grandma the best!’ I didn’t know what the word loli was, and what the hell was a legal grandmother, so I ignored it.
The moment I knew what the words meant, my intuition told me I had to bury my brother, so I didn’t even look.
I remembered these reasons because they overlapped – I thought it was really great to meet them in person.
When I first glanced at Gae Dung, I didn’t feel anything like the spiritual power I felt after coming to this world.
Looking at her with concentration, it’s not that she doesn’t have her own spiritual power, it’s that she’s too big to feel.
Nokra is stronger than me as an exorcist. I could definitely feel it, but even she was worse than dog poop.
“That’s great.”
I muttered in admiration.
While I was admiring it, Dog Dung looked at me alternately with this house as if confused.
He lifted her cell phone from the pacifier hanging from her skirt, made a call, and spat out a word.
“What is this?”
Doggy Doop opened his eyes sharply as if he would decide whether or not to deal with the other party depending on what the other person answered.
As her strongest exorcist, I stared blankly at her because I wondered why the dog poop was with her when she was supposed to be there to catch her new cat.
I hope that such an unknown confrontation will continue for a while. The dog sh*t asked me cautiously.
“That kid. Maybe there is a pervert in this house…… Did you do something?”
“I secretly told him to work. I also threw feminine hygiene products here and there.”
“hahahaha!”
Humans are creatures that know how to express their opinions through glances, actions, and situations, in addition to communication through words or writing.
You threw that thing in the sink and you asked me to clean it.
I said while lying down. After declaring to the opponent over the phone, ‘I will kiII you,’ the dog sh*t put the cell phone into the toy.
How cold that face is. The bullying horse that oppressed me was afraid and ran away as if running away.
I thought in the middle of it. I’m tired of sleeping with this. sh*t.
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“The curse, which is the power of evil spirits, does not require rational judgment. Cause and effect are not constant, and there are damn things that increase the kiIIing power by limiting the person who instinctively curses, such as ordinary demons and virtual demons!”
“Therefore, the most necessary intelligence for an exorcist is intuition based on instinct, not rational reasoning! Due to the nature of spiritual power directly related to survival instinct, the intuition of an exorcist who has survived for a long time is close to predicting the future!”
Dodging the underwear scattered around the house, Gadddong sat in the living room and continued talking.
A dog sh*t that starts talking strangely as soon as it sits down in front of me without explaining why it came here or what its purpose was.
Since the dean is also an educator, what does he want to tell me?
Or is it that he’s trying to brag about how long he’s lived?
It was strange. According to what I checked on the Internet the other day, when the possessed body appears, it is treated as a national disaster equivalent to a war.
I heard that all exorcists of class B or higher are gathered and selected to subdue the possessed body.
She, the strongest exorcist in Korea, will definitely be brought to her site, so why did she come here?
I looked at the dog poop with a question. She was just looking at me with a sullen smile.
I looked at the dog poop. Even the dog poop stares at me.
My face, reflected in her unpigmented red eyes, was sullen and full of dissatisfaction and worries.
It’s been a while since we stared at each other like that. Gae Ddong grinned as if he understood something, and continued his earlier pause.
“- In that sense. Because this body is much older than it looks? Probably the oldest person in the country! Exorcist!”
“That’s why it’s not just fighting and seeing the future right in front of you! You can see the sights of a more distant future!”
“Ah. Yes.”
Are you really here to brag?
Even my head, which is resting after working with the determination to f*ck that damn quest window, is overloaded and says that it is not a simple coincidence that a dog poop suddenly appeared in the current situation.
A special class A exorcist. The dean of the academy. Such a person appeared in a place like this.
It was not a day when nothing happened, but during this time when an A-class object called Saetani appeared.
Are you sure you haven’t found Saetani yet? No this won’t be
In the TV I watched while doing laundry, a powerful evil spirit was found near Myeongil-dong today.
I heard that people living nearby are being evacuated and exorcists are being sent to exorcise.
I remembered that Saetani’s main body exists in Myeongil-dong.
I realized that the news was hiding the fact that satani were found and people were being evacuated.
An evil spirit is a being that becomes stronger as the fear of the object increases, so try to exorcise it without revealing its existence.
I remembered the words of my younger brother who said that if the exorcism is successful, the name will be announced and the horse will be decorated to say that it was dealt with thanks to the blessing of a divine spirit.
At that time, I asked why it was a divine spirit.
Did you say this because the more you believe in and believe in the existence of spirits, the more you can prevent evil spirits from appearing?
I wondered why the exorcist was treated as a celebrity among people, but now that I think of this, I think I understand a little bit.
Divine spirits are good beings, and exorcists fight and protect people with the power of those good things.
With such an image, the fear of evil spirits is lowered and the evil spirits are weakened.
Sometimes it makes sense, and some don’t.
…… This thought popped into a strange place.
Let’s organize it. The dog sh*t in front of you can see the future and counts. Why is she so open-minded?
Did Gadddong see that I kiIIed Hyung-yeong?
It’s not that I saw it secretly, it’s that I saw it in the past as a future poem.
My younger brother explained that the future he sees is not just for himself, but for big events happening in this country.
I kiIIed one of the spirits that resided in this country, and in a way it can be said to be a big event for this country.
It is also possible that she saw the scene…… Is it free?
I don’t know. I don’t know if it’s possible or not. My head, which had already run at full power once, sat idling with all its might.
Does it matter whether you see it or not? If you’re going to kiII me, kiII me. I will take 5 million won with me when I go home.
You can give this to your younger brother, open the window, and jump down.
I picked up my ears and looked at the dog poop.
Doggy Dung laughed as if my attitude was funny and continued.
“You look like you don’t understand why I am saying this- I have to tell you. Simple. I saw the future where you die. A future that is attacked by slanderers and horribly torn apart. You will die alone while we fight Saetani.”
“Aha.”
That’s f*cking salty.
I snorted at the dog sh*t’s words.
Because of that unique and odd name, I know that the future she sees will surely happen, but I only see one scene taken like a picture of her.
In other words, even if it is a scene where someone dies in her eyes, when it actually happens, someone miraculously helps to avoid the crisis.
He said that there are cases in which a strategy to escape is prepared in advance and it is dangerous only to look at.
My younger brother compared it to buying a movie trailer, but I had never seen a movie other than the one on OCN, so I didn’t know what the bullsh*t was.
The important thing is to prepare for that prophecy, but like the person who received it on the day of his death. It’s something you don’t need to hide.
I’d like to think that there’s something you want from me.
The important thing right now is the huge earwax I felt at the tip of my finger while clearing my ear canal.
I just wanted to hear what she had to say.
In an instant, her mood changes.
The psychic power, which was so huge that it was hard to recognize if I wasn’t concentrating, instantly weighed down my body.
My back was damp from the cold sweat, and I couldn’t even breathe well with the creaking sound from my body.
It feels strangely dark in a room with the lights on.
I shuddered at the feeling that all the spiritual power emitted by the dog poop had turned into a blade touching my skin.
I took out a weapon from my bank account at any time, and with the will to dig out an eye even if I died, I strained my eyes and glared at the dog poop.
It asked me.
“Honestly, there are many things to check in this situation. But first. Let’s ask one thing, Eolra.
“What the f*ck?”
If I were to ask if he kiIIed that b*tch, he would have given up on hiding it and answered yes, since he must have seen it with his future foreknowledge anyway.
And whether I die or not, hit me once. Whatever happened after that, I would have understood.
Even if the zero sentence is incorrigible scum, I kiIIed the damn thing!
But Sifal, am I blessed with it?
To be blessed in this world is to kneel down and offer your faith to a god.
Other spirits don’t matter. If you’re not interested and give me strength, I’ll be grateful.
The reason I haven’t done that until now is simply because it’s annoying to decide which one to believe in among the numerous spirits in this world.
The reason I dare to say the word “I’m not interested” Is because I’m selfish. It’s because I’m tired of treating other spirits that have nothing to do with me as servants and hating them.
O, only these two years are different. As soon as I imagine kneeling down on her and taking the posture of praying, the cells in my whole body try to choose suicide.
“Aren’t there things people can say and things they can’t?”
“Uh. Hmmm? Not the reaction I thought it would be. Uh… It’s weird. Uhm. Okay! I know this doesn’t have anything to do with that crazy thing!”
“So now let’s talk rationally with each other. Then, let’s start by introducing myself. My name is—”
After seeing my reaction, the dog sh*t kept his chin on his chin and said bullsh*t, saying that it was a relief. I tried to put my middle finger up.
It’s as if God couldn’t forgive that goddamned fool. It happened.
Took!
One of the twine tied to hang her laundry came untied and Nokla’s underwear fell on her head.
Heaps of adult women’s underwear piled over the little boy’s head looked like funny modern art.
“My name is Mae, Hwa…. Damn you, green, you pedo b*tch! My image is ruined because of that b*tch!”
Your image went to hell with that nonsense a while ago, dog sh*t.
Rather than that, how can a person’s name be dog sh*t?
I laughed at her figure and her face to the fullest.
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She blushed as if she was ashamed of her dog poop.