131 – 22: I tried to be an honest citizen again today.
How much time had passed since I reported to the police that a criminal was in front of my house?
The siren sounds to announce the arrival of the police, but for some reason they do not enter the building and hesitate near the entrance.
I was so dumbfounded that I stuck my head out the window and asked the police.
“No, there’s a criminal at the door. Why don’t you come in!”
“Well, they say that if a powerless human goes into the sacred place where the spirit resides, he or she will be cursed…” … !”
“The Holy Land is Niimi! “Are cockroaches and rats having a crazy rendezvous in a place called Holy Land?!”
I got angry, but it wasn’t a joke, the police were really scared and couldn’t come into the house.
Is that a police officer? I thought to myself while promising myself that I would definitely end up filing angry complaints about this 10,000 times a day.
If the police can’t enter the building, shouldn’t they just send the criminal out?
I don’t know why Saint Lee Yuri suddenly barged into my house.
Did she notice the death of her bride, who made her unconscious and used her as she pleased? Or is there another reason?
But I don’t care what the reason is. For me, for whatever reason or not, I just want to hand this kid over to the police and get some rest.
Whatever the result, the person who moved with the terrorist who caused casualties showed up at my house instead of the police station, so this is just like that!’ Isn’t it a bit strange to pass it on?
I asked through the closed door, ready to play the Heart Sutra on my cell phone at any time.
“Why are you here?”
“They say this incident has disrupted my existence in many ways.”
“So why are you here?”
“The person who investigated me said that the Vatican might do something strange again to regain my existence.”
“Could it be that you can’t hear me?”
“I am a sinner who has already hurt people…… I thought I couldn’t hurt anyone any more than this. So, speaking of which…… Give me a way…….”
It seemed like there was no conversation with Yu-ri Lee, who was muttering on the other side of the door.
However, if you listen to her muttering, it doesn’t seem like she came here because she went crazy and escaped or something, but since her words were so incoherent, it was clear that she was in a strange state.
Then what should we do?
I smiled and lifted up Wooshin, who blinked. Then, I released the chain door and opened the door.
Then I saw Yu-ri Lee squatting in front of the house. Her haggard face and sour eyes made her look clearly in bad condition.
It was natural. He tried to stop what his religion was trying to do because he thought it was wrong, but he was taken advantage of, and people died as a result.
Not only did she cause people to die, but her bride, who had a special relationship with her, was torn to pieces with her bare hands and died.
It felt even more amazing to see her holding a cross in her hand like that.
But it is none of my business whether he is in bad condition or not.
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There is only one thing I have to do. I said, thrusting my right hand towards the criminal who appeared in front of my house.
“Ready to punch.”
“Yes!”
Does it matter whether your eyes are open or not?
If a person is out of their senses, just hit them in the side until they come to their senses. Then you come to your senses.
While squatting, muttering, and holding a cross, the power of the divine power entered the side of Yuri Lee, and Yuri Lee was like that! Made a sound
When I saw that, I was impressed that my child was absorbing what I was teaching so quickly and was even learning how to hit painfully.
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[ TIP: It hurts less if you hit only the side! Ribs too!! ]
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As if in response, the TIP window appeared, but the quest window remained silent. I blinked, feeling a little confused.
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When it became clear that a bruise was forming on Lee Yu-ri’s side, Woo-shin raised both hands and struck a victory pose, and the tennis ball on Woo-shin’s head shook slightly.
“Ah, anyway, I don’t think he hit me suddenly. Brother… ….”
“It was effective because I came back to my senses.”
I smiled bitterly as I looked at Yu-ri Lee, who was gagging.
The physical therapy clearly worked, and she came to her senses and started talking about how she ended up here.
Of course, I had no intention of listening to whatever she was saying, but since the police officers who were waiting outside her had run away, I had no choice but to listen to what she had to say.
The window is cold, and the weather is still hot. In what country can you escape even if the police report you?
“…… The interim head of Yin Yang and Five Elements, who was directly interrogating me, said this. Seaweed…… The priest passed away suddenly due to an attack by a possessed body, and I need protection.
If I die without a fair trial, the country’s image will deteriorate and it will be difficult to make a fair complaint to the Vatican……
…… Actually, I don’t remember exactly what I was told. The staff of Yin Yang and Five Elements sent me here just to be with someone who would protect me.
Exorcist Lee Joon has come to protect and watch over me, so…….”
I lifted my head, which was leaning against the window, and looked at Yuri.
Why are you running away after being reported to the police? Does this make sense? All I wanted to do was show how scary the rush of civil complaints from an unemployed person with nothing to do and a lot of money was.
What Lee Yu-ri said was something that sobered even me.
Yin-Yang and Five Elements. The exorcism office was destroyed and Gaeddong grandmother created a new exorcism agency. The place where people always asked me if I wanted to come here is the reason why Lee Yu-ri came here.
I thought something was wrong with the police suddenly leaving. Was there someone behind them?
Is this old lady finally getting senile and throwing sh*t at me like this? I wanted to.
This situation is absurd and makes me so angry that I can’t help but grit my teeth and laugh.
If I had just asked for a favor and paid for it, I would have thought about it, but they’re throwing it away like this?
“…… “No.”
Just before deciding to take Wooshin to the newly built academy and play with flamethrowers.
My reason stopped her hand by saying that Gaeddong, who knew my dirty personality, would never do something like this.
That is definitely true. There were so many strange things about dog poop that it was her grandmother’s choice.
After confirming through contact, I decided that it would not be too late to turn it over, so I dialed Gaeddong’s grandmother’s number.
“Why don’t you accept it?”
Even if you contact Nokra, he will not answer. It’s somewhat unclear to say that you don’t receive it simply because you’re busy.
I stared at my phone for a while with my brows narrowed, then made a decision.
First, let’s go after a place called Yin-Yang and Five Elements.
Let’s look at the face of a person who suddenly entrusted someone who was comfortably resting at home with someone who was a terrorist suspect and seemed politically troublesome.
What on earth is this kid doing inside? It’s ridiculous that they treat me like this, and it makes me angry. Be patient. This is because I felt something of my own as I watched Guitae trying to sincerely reflect on himself.
Honestly, my biggest impression is that he seems crazy. Even though he knows it’s a thorny path, he tries to change, and even if it’s a game world, that kind of thing impressed me a lot.
A child who is not even 20 years old is trying hard to become a human being, but someone who sees that and masturbates and thinks that he is better is probably not a human being.
Gwitae’s change is great because no matter how hard it is for me, I try to change for the better, but wouldn’t I be able to do it as I get older? It made me think.
So I took a breath and thought. There must be a reason. You can listen to the other person’s situation before getting angry.
If the reason is valid…… Yes, you can make concessions.
Originally, this was a natural thing in the world, but I think I went too far by saying that I gained power and influence after coming to this world.
No, honestly, no matter how you think about it, this seems like an abnormal situation. There is a possibility that there is something going on.
I reflected on my actions so far and went to the newly opened Yin-Yang and Five Elements Department building with Woo-shin and Yu-ri Lee to find out what was going on.
When I told him that, as a Class A exorcist, he had something to ask about this matter, he called me to the office where the interim head of the department was, as if he knew I would come.
“Thank you for coming here. Exorcist Lee Jun! Great Demon Disposal Department. My name is Park Seon, the interim head of Yin Yang and Five Elements.
The fact that you came here means that you will contribute to the country as an exorcist. “Isn’t it really rude to have such a heroic and exemplary person as an unscrupulous person who only cares about money?”
“…… No. You can tell just by coming here.
Exorcist Lee Jun must have felt it too. The world has begun to change, and now talent from the new era, not the past, must lead the world.
We have a duty. Those who have power have the responsibility to lead those who have no power!!
Please join hands with me. Now that the plum blossoms have disappeared. Exorcist Lee Jun. I will give you as much wealth and power as you want. UB App takes responsibility for that power!!”
“You’re crazy.”
The moment I entered the office, I pinned a person who was talking nonsense upside down to the desk in a dark room.
These days, desks are said to be expensive and sturdy, and it was amazing that they could maintain their shape even if 10,000 people piled them on them like flower plants, but I slowly thought about what this crazy guy said.
Even if we get past the bullsh*t that he was trying to use me by calling me like this, this man just said it clearly. The plum blossom disappeared.
I thought while resting my chin. What should I say to the Gaeddong grandmother I’ve seen so far? She was really sick of her job and truly hated it, but she seemed like a person who persevered with a sense of responsibility.
The person I saw occasionally while working at various jobs until I was in my mid-30s was Gaeddongi’s grandmother.
During that long time, he was revered as the guardian deity of this country and must have experienced many different things, so it was not strange that he was so exhausted. But because of that skill, he can’t even die on his own.
If it were me, I wouldn’t have been able to live a life like Grandma Gaeddong.
If I were in Gaeddong’s grandmother’s shoes, I wouldn’t have been bothered to see that the exorcism office had become so rotten. Could there be an organization in the world that has integrity and never changes?
If you think about it this way, wouldn’t drinking and acting foolishly be her grandmother’s self-protection mechanism?
Now that Gaeddong’s grandmother has disappeared, I thought that her spirit could not bear it and she collapsed.
The elderly man, who had lived for such a long time since the Joseon Dynasty and must have seen and suffered so many things, eventually could not bear it and collapsed.
It is natural that this is not known to the outside world. It got to the point where I thought that the fact that the temporary head of the headquarters took over that position and did such a mess may have had nothing to do with Gaeddong’s grandmother’s will.
From what she said, it seemed like that person was never qualified to become the head of the division, but Gaeddong seemed to have forced himself to take the vacant position when her grandmother fell.
When I thought about it that way, this incident made sense, and this strange situation where a possessed body even attacked the detention center made sense.
I thought it was strange that a person who used to walk around like a person with flowers on her head with only a bandage on her chest and a thin skirt suddenly appeared on TV wearing proper clothes, and I was tired of it.
I realized that if things turned out like this, all I had to do right now was think about what to do with Yu-ri Lee, so I tried to take it easy and toss everything to the main character and relax.
“- I’m sorry all of a sudden. How have you been? I guess the incident is the incident…… Mom, I was eating.
…… Uh, in times like this… …. Umm, exorcist Lee Jun. This is an official request from the government to you.
Guardian Plum Blossom. She was cursed and fell. I would like to ask you, an A-class exorcist affiliated with her Republic of Korea, to remove the curse placed on her and exorcise the existence of the woman who placed the curse on her.
I will give you as much money as you want. If you need anything, I can prepare everything. “This is a situation that could really lead to the destruction of this country.”
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[ Special Connection Quest ■■’s Curse [Unlocked] ]
[Unlocked. The special chain quest ‘Curse of the Plum Blossom’ has been unlocked. ]
＜ This is a linked story to a previously accepted quest, so you cannot refuse the quest. ＞
＜ The world’s strongest exorcist. Investigate the curse that weighs on the plum blossoms. ＞
＜ Compensation: 100 million won in compensation and 1 billion worth of special castings. ＞
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The quest window that suddenly came to mind with Nokra and the big guys in suits coming to the house.
First of all, I and Yu-ri, who were eating ramen with the intention of feeding her before sending her to the main character, looked at each other.
Wooshin – no, Blue Dragon – raised his fist and asked me with his eyes what to do with those who invaded during meal time.
“What should I do, dude? “We’ll talk first after eating, so just wait 10 minutes in front of my house.”
Nokra obediently turns around and leaves at my words. Seeing that rusty look, the guys in suits who came with me said that it was urgent at 1 o’clock and that they didn’t have time to wait, but they seemed to tell me to listen to everything.
I grabbed all the people who said those words and threw them out the window and then finished eating the ramen.
Noodles are supposed to be chewy when eaten, so I moved my chopsticks in silence.