00007 #1 – my minions are insanely capable
#1 – My subordinates are insanely capable (7)
Lina swore obedience and spoke confidently.
“Leave the rest to me! Do you two have anywhere else to go?”
“I’m going to go to the Adventurers’ Guild.”
That’s where I originally wanted to go.
I don’t want to stay in a crime guild where even people die.
“All right. Don’t worry about joining. I memorized the characteristics of the boss and the killer, so you can find them quickly, no matter how crowded the crowd.”
Caesar was arguing with his eyes, so I said annoyedly.
“Are you going to waste my time?”
“I’m sorry, boss.”
With Lina’s round eyes behind us, we left the crime guild.
I left the bloody building and out of a damp, unpleasant and even dark alleyway.
I didn’t do anything in particular and I was already tired, but I moved on without showing it.
‘Poker face, poker face.’
If there’s one thing I’ve learned about Caesar, it’s the fact that even if my behavior changes even a little, I make assumptions like crazy and cause accidents.
In that case, it was necessary to give clear instructions on what was necessary, while maintaining an expressionless expression.
If you go to the Adventurer’s Guild and make one wrong gesture, say, “The boss wants your blood!” and cut it once, it goes straight to the Dead End.
The character sheet is torn, and this character disappears.
His relationship with Caesar also disappears.
Caesar, who poured everything into me, becomes just an NPC.
Next character sheet?
It’s like growing a new labyrinth city.
Without any benefit as a former ranker.
‘Never. There is no next time.’
No matter how rich the country is, it is impossible to see a 3 billion-dollar sheet, and even a minion with the fruits of the past 10 years of ranking activities turned into a stranger.
‘Since I’m a quiet listener, I don’t know if I’ll follow you even if you give me surprisingly detailed orders.’
First of all, I want to somehow control Caesar’s outrageous bloody instinct.
I thought it would be a good opportunity to find a crying child who lost his parents on the street in the square.
“Caesar. Can you see that child?”
“Yes.”
“What do you want to do when you see that child?”
Now, you must have had a rather miserable past.
The opponent is still a young child.
Like you in the past, a child in need of care.
That child can receive the care you did not receive.
That’s what you’re helping.
Squeeze out the goodness within you and kill the bloody instinct!
“Do you want to make even such a small child a parrot? Also, the boss is cold-hearted.”
Wrong.
This guy is completely malignant.
“I am not asking my doctor. Say what you want to do.”
“Are you my doctor? If you have to…”
Caesar stared intently at the child.
It’s like if you can do it, you’ll tear it to death with just your eyes.
The child, who had been crying with such a strong gaze, started the game.
“I think it’s cheesy. I don’t want to do anything.”
“…and that’s it.”
I was stupid for expecting something from you.
* * *
The Adventurer’s Guild arrived quickly.
It was such a big building and so many people came and went that it was hard to recognize.
The old-fashioned stone building blends well with the surrounding city, and the interior of the guild caught the eye as well as the exterior. If you convert it into units of time, it is about 1 second.
‘I’ve made progress.’
Look at the building Oh, I’ve been playing VR games for too long to walk around.
If you are surprised by all of these things, you can’t play the game.
In the first place, there were more than a hundred buildings that I had passed by.
“Ah really! Did you miss the quest again?”
“Of course. It’s a highly competitive request. In the first place, you sleep too much, so you can’t accept such a quest.”
“what! I am dissatisfied with my sleeping time right now!?”
…that’s silly.
The conversations of novice adventurers are really nothing.
Since the Adventurer’s Guild is so wide, beginners must find the way by looking at the guide map inside.
Of course, having experience playing in the labyrinth city, I simply headed to the window that welcomes aspiring adventurers.
At the window, there was a middle-aged aunt who was too much in her prime, beyond little girls, ladies and girls.
“Oh my, there are people I haven’t seen. Did you come to register as an adventurer?”
Caesar ignored the employee’s words and expressed his displeasure.
“boss. At the other counter there is a young beauty staff. Why are you going to this old-fashioned clerk?”
I’ve thought about it before, but you’re really trash.
Do you usually say that in front of the party?
Well, I learned how to handle Caesar at least a little bit.
“Caesar.”
“Yes. boss.”
“Shut your mouth and give it to me.”
Caesar blinked his eyes because he was stupid, and then quietly lined up behind me.
“Oooh, did you just see it? That terrifying-looking man heard the words of a man of little importance.”
“stop. If I knew it, I might have had a lot of history.”
“Awesome. I thought I would get tired of just making eye contact with that person. There must be something there for sure.”
Similar to the crime guild, but in a very different gossip, Caesar raised the corner of his mouth with satisfaction.
After all, this guy is my subordinate, but he’s really weird.
“Tuition is 1 gold.”
there is money
They paid their tuition and received a collar, a pocket, and something similar to a round pocket watch inside.
“It is an adventurer ID used in the labyrinth city of Bramjibu.”
“How to use?”
“I’ll give you a guide.”
…I thought I was going to get a lot of explanation, but I ended up getting a guidebook.
“Then the next step. Put a drop of blood on your pocket watch, then hand it over. This is a necessary procedure to link the information in the status window.”
At the words of blood, Caesar came out with a breath of life.
“Does an old bitch dare ignore the boss? You’re trying to measure the power of a boss with a drop of blood.”
“Uh… you can bury more if you want.”
“Good. Be prepared. I will show you a bright red pocket watch that I will never forget in my four years of life.”
…No, I’m going to end up with a drop.
Bigger than the pocket watch.
If you do this with seven packs of blood, you won’t end up with anemia.
“Caesar. Did you forget to shut up?”
Caesar, who was running wild, calmly drew a dagger in the palm of his hand and made blood.
poop poop.
He applied a grip to increase the amount of bleeding, and it really made the pocket watch bloody.
‘Wow, I’m really tired of this guy. I’m getting more and more upset.’
At this point, Caesar’s loyalty to me is not a problem.
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My trust in Caesar is cracking.
“Information linkage in the status window has been completed. Next is class acquisition. By examining the abilities, skills, and characteristics of the two of them, the integrated system calculates the occupations that can be acquired.”
“Don’t worry about this rude bastard, take it slow. Seeing your uncomfortable face makes me feel uncomfortable.”
“Hey…”
For some reason, the middle-aged employee who heard me tapped the terminal more desperately. The effect of encouragement seems to be wrong.
I glanced back and saw Caesar kicking the ground. He kicked the ground so hard that the marble on the floor was smashed and he saw a hole in the ground.
When he wasn’t looking, it seems that he didn’t threaten anything like, ‘If the boss is uncomfortable, your body will become more uncomfortable’ with a harsh expression.
‘uh? So are you afraid of me?’
Come to think of it, I have a charismatic ability. Normal people have 4 extended stats, not even 1, so I understood the effect.
‘Huh. Because even a guy like me has a guy like Caesar, does that mean he starts to attach himself to magnanimity?’
A middle-aged employee, who became gloomy as he sat down at my flamboyant taste, showed me the result table.
Oddly enough, magic and technology have been developed evenly, so it’s like outputting information to an LED monitor.
There are gamers in science and engineering who dig into the complicated operation principle, but I am not interested in that.
‘Let’s see. A job I can do…’
[Job List]
1. Scammer
2. Trickster
3. Armed robbery
what is this Is it hallucinations?
I blinked my eyes and checked again.
[Job List]
1. Scammer
2. Trickster
3. Armed robbery
Nothing has changed. A great sense of reality overcame me.
“employee. What is the probability that the job list will be calculated incorrectly?”
“Very few. Although there may be jobs that were not calculated due to omission of information, it does not result in incorrect jobs. It also takes into account reputations that are not visible in the normal status window.”
“… … .”
There was an awful lot of stuffing. What have you been doing since you entered this world?
It was pretending to be Caesar’s boss, who threatened civilians, assaulted criminals, killed a junkyard owner, and killed a criminal guild clerk.
As a result, I’ve actually done nothing, and I’ve grown infamous. There is nothing to be said for even if these horrible jobs were created from the beginning.
“Still, the information generated in the integrated system is the minimum. There are many adventurers who want privacy, so there are many features that are not reflected unless you manually manipulate the settings.”
“for example?”
“All skills, characteristics, and asset levels above the general level are included.”
If that was the case, the minion information wouldn’t have been recorded.
I calmly revealed some of the features.
When I received the job list again, the result was different.
[Job List]
1. Boss
2. Murder Supervisor
3. Killer
it got heavy All three were more serious than before.
Employees don’t even make eye contact anymore!
“The boss appears on the boss’s job list. This is a job for a boss.”
Better than a murder supervisor or a killer.
From the standpoint of having a minion, it doesn’t matter how much my original ability increases.
There are no options other than the boss who increases the command line ability.
“I will choose the class as the boss.”
“Yes, ah, yes… … .”
After a while when a middle-aged employee operated the terminal… … .
[Class ‘Boss’ has been acquired.]
[Boss is the supreme authority and the head of the organization by demonstrating strong charisma. The more powerful the group members are, the stronger the boss’s abilities will be.]
[Expand your organization into the far-off realms of the labyrinth with overwhelming charisma! Depending on how you use your abilities, you can achieve amazing results that cannot be compared with ordinary adventurers.]
acquired the class.
Personally, it’s a pretty satisfying job.
Caesar was also quite satisfied.
“Caesar. What is your job?”
“It’s a slayer.”
“What…?”
What kind of job name can be so ugly?
Usually a warrior, a thief, or an archer.
Even if he yielded a hundred steps, swordsmen, gladiators, and zealots were the limit.
‘View information.’
You can check the minion status window at any time.
[Class: Slayer]
[Description: A slayer is a being that becomes stronger by extinguishing countless lives. The more genocide they commit, the more powerful the slayer becomes. Annihilate any visible life!]
I don’t think this is a job that will ever happen to humans.
Isn’t this a monster-only job?
Even compared to the photoelectric love, this one was not of better quality.
think about it
The Berserker loses his sanity and runs wild, so there is room for extenuating circumstances.
It means that you run wild with your own will while staying sane.
“You got a job like you.”
“Thank you, boss.”
No praise, you crazy bastard.
I smile and look at you, but I’m just trying to get goosebumps.