00008 #1 – my minions are insanely capable
#1 – My subordinates are insanely capable (8)
After getting a job, we sat down in the rest room of the Adventurer’s Guild.
The crime guild told me to come here after finishing the cleanup, so I have to kill time before joining.
Thanks to this, the beginners who chatted in a friendly way until we arrived kept their mouths shut.
“… … .”
Caesar’s very existence alone is terribly atrocious.
Adventurers are afraid of being photographed for nothing.
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Most of them slowly stood up from their seats, watching them slowly.
okay. go, go
I also understand that you are choking.
I too would like to run out of here if Caesar wasn’t my minion.
Close!
But Caesar clenched his teeth and clenched his fist.
Dumpling.
If I get hit by that, my head might be shattered.
“You guys. Is it because the boss is uncomfortable right now?”
“Oh, no. Something like that…”
“Are you daring to make excuses? Your jawbone—”
It is a sight that takes your breath away.
I discouraged Caesar from running rampant.
“Caesar.”
“Don’t worry, boss. I will kill all witnesses.”
Stop saying and doing misunderstandings, you idiot.
This guy is sincere.
Anyway, beginners are shaking.
“What did you tell me to do in the realm of others?”
“Respect… Excuse me. How can such a talented person not understand the deep meaning of the boss? It was such a fatal mistake that the Dragon Slayer could not cut the dragon.”
“… … .”
How do you compare yourself to a dragon slayer? Being confident in yourself is just amazing.
If you make an accident here, the most elite adventurers of the Adventurers’ Guild will come rushing in and slicing your body in dozens.
What can he do against the Sword Master, who handles swordsmanship beyond swordsmanship?
“You guys, you’re lucky.”
“Go, thank you.”
“What are you thankful for? The boss told you to respect them.”
But why are your eyes so squishy?
Is that respect?
“Those who have a valid reason to leave this place will be sent alive.”
For a moment, all the adventurers put on a bewildered expression.
That is…
Are you going to kill all those who can’t get out of here!?
“Ah, ah. I had to leave the money in the bank.”
An adventurer awkwardly made an excuse and got up from his seat.
Kairas grabbed the adventurer’s collar.
“How much?”
“Yes, yes!? Me, me… 1 Silver 30 Cooper.”
“Is it safe to leave money in the bank?”
“Yeah, that’s right, but…”
“Then I will take care of it.”
The adventurer opened his mouth wide in surprise.
“What is that face? Am I going to look like an asshole who goes anywhere to steal money?”
“Not at all!”
That’s right.
Because it’s the rip-off side, not the rip-off side.
Also in real time.
“Or do you mean I won’t keep your money?”
“So, to be honest, I think so…”
The adventurer was honest!
Caesar lifted the adventurer and threw it to the ground!
bang!
“Great!”
The adventurer passed out with blood.
“upstart. How dare you ignore me, the boss’s subordinate. This is equivalent to ignoring the boss. Consider not taking your life as a last resort in respect for you.”
At this moment, I thought I had read the minds of adventurers.
this bastard is scared
Everyone seemed to be holding back their desire to scream.
‘Yeah, if at least one person gets out of here…’
I’ll call the guards.
Caesar’s ruthless tyranny will be known.
It will be difficult to enter the Adventurer’s Guild.
“Well.”
The calculation was right.
“Caesar.”
“Yes, boss.”
“Good job.”
If it’s a little scary, I’ll join the guild.
But what if it’s overwhelmingly frightening?
Even if you are afraid of the aftermath, you will not be able to reach the guild.
‘I can’t let it go like this!’
We must trample upon all the flags of these bastards!
Can’t do anything to live.
The adventurers got tired of pale faces when even me, the boss, surrounded Caesar.
“I, I… can you give me money to get out?”
The little girl adventurer cried and asked.
You are wise.
With that attitude, it wouldn’t even reach the guild.
Caesar turned to me.
I ordered.
“Take it.”
Caesar grinned and handed the money to the little girl adventurer. Then he grabbed the shoulder of the girl who was heading towards the door.
“Hey!? Why, why are you here!”
“You still don’t understand the meaning of the boss?”
Caesar said to the girl with a cruel face.
“If you want to show your sincerity and go out, you have to take everything you can get from your friend. Not only this little penny, but also the equipment, body, and future as an adventurer!”
“Huh…”
The girl staggered and collapsed.
He could not stand the excessive fear and passed out.
“… … .”
A suffocating silence continued in the break room. One man who tried to escape was still wriggling with his head on the floor, while the other was terrified and fainted.
Even thinking that it smelled strangely, the little girl fainted and even peeed.
Not seeing, I scolded Caesar with a stern expression on my face.
“It’s hard to get the job done. Can’t you see the girl is peeing?”
“I’m sorry, boss.”
“That’s you. Go to the bathroom and get a towel.”
The ones I just pointed out were the guys who seemed to be colleagues and the man who was locked in a corner.
I’m sure my co-worker is still in the break room, so I won’t run away alone.
The man trembled and said, “I understand,” he nodded and tried to run out of the break room.
“catch.”
“yes.”
thump.
The man caught by Caesar’s arm became contemplative.
“Why, why?”
“It is dangerous to run around in the guild. What would you do if you fell over? It could be something like that.”
The marble floor here is polished so shiny that it is easy to fall over if you run around.
You won’t feel the pain of being hit by the ground like the man over there, but if you fall, it hurts.
Heeding my compassionate advice, the man shouted with his torso bent 90 degrees.
“Go, thank you! I will be careful not to fall!”
“okay. If you’re careful, you won’t get hurt.”
For some reason, more fear spread across the man’s face.
Anyway, the man left the break room.
Wait a little bit, and I’ll be back soon with a towel.
Tick. Tick. Tick.
The sound of the clock hands turning fills the rest room.
The sound of the second hand in the silence felt as heavy as a giant bell chime.
Every time the second hand moved, even a suffocating pressure as if being crushed by a huge mountain struck.
‘Ugh. This is too hard.’
I opened my mouth to renew the heavily sunken atmosphere.
“The fellows of the guy who just left.”
“It’s Charis!”
“It’s Melpe!”
“…don’t be so scared. Let’s talk.”
“A story… you mean?”
Charis and Melpe looked at each other and were startled.
I closed my eyes.
Behind the scenes, it was telling them to talk and relax the atmosphere.
‘At a time like this, meddling will only add to the awkwardness.’
Even if I was there, the situation would be a little better if we exchanged conversations like we did when we were having a friendly conversation. According to such calculations, Charis and Melpe opened their mouths a little awkwardly.
“Horon, you’re late.”
“I know. haha.”
“I wonder if he didn’t leave us and run away, did he?”
For some reason, the atmosphere became even darker.
“You guys. Can’t you see the boss getting bored?”
“Hey! Now, I was wrong!”
“Come on, let’s break up the wittiness that can solve the boss’s boredom!”
At Caesar’s intimidation, the adventurers began to unpack their stories with a trembling voice.
“Me, Melpe. I know that?”
“What, what?”
“The words Beer said before he died.”
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Melpe was overbearing and got angry.
“How do I know that!”
“Rumors (遺言beer).”
“Feel free.”
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Melpe burst into laughter at the dog’s outrageous gag.
Charis and Melpe said that this must have been enough, and secretly looked at Caesar’s eyes.
Caesar glared at the two with a terrifying expression on them.
‘Oh, that’s ruined.’
Just by looking at it, it looks incredibly irritating. Tears welled up in their eyes as if they both had a sense of death.
However, Caesar shook his head and pointed at me without saying a word.
The two adventurers looked back at me awkwardly, like a broken machine, to the point where I was worried that there might not be a squeaking sound.
‘Honestly, it wasn’t funny. If you don’t laugh here, I think Caesar will kill them.’
I applauded.
match. match. match.
For some reason, the atmosphere became even colder.
‘what. Is this not enough?’
Being strict!
Still, let’s try to save two people a little more.
I laughed out loud.
“ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha.”
It’s probably the biggest open mouth I’ve had since entering the game.
But no matter how much he smiled, the atmosphere became even more bleak.
Even the two adventurers shed tears silently.
‘why!?’
You made me laugh like this
Why are you crying!
These f*cking bastards!
I don’t like the way I laugh. Is this?
I will not forgive you!
“Did you see it! The reaction when I saw the jokes of you guys in the boss!”
hot. Hearing Caesar’s call, he woke up.
I later corrected the facial expression. However, since you can clearly see the change in his face when he was angry, it was already a belated fix.
Now, not only the two of them, but also the adventurers who kept their mouths shut, trembled like paralyzed patients. Caesar placed his hands on the shoulders of the two who had spread the jaggag.
“Good job.”
“Hmm…?”
“It was the first time I saw the boss smiling. You guys are great jokers.”
“Well then…!”
“You don’t need the rest, so turn it off. You two remain.”
The joys were mixed.
The adventurers really walked out in an orderly fashion without saying anything.
With both eyes full of gratitude and sympathy for Charis and Melpe.
‘These guys are really pitiful.’
Somehow, I remembered what had just happened.
The harder I laugh, the more terrified I get, waving at Caesar’s words.
I didn’t like it so much that I ordered it.
“Who said you could let it out as you like?”
The bodies of the adventurers who were about to leave with a smile stiffened.
It’s like watching a scene from a horror movie.
Whether or not the atmosphere is cheap, I don’t know anymore.
“Everyone sit down.”
Caesar opened his eyes fiercely and said.
“The boss commands. Take a seat right now!”
The adventurers sat down with a statue of death.
Caesar asked me.
“These people are worms who can’t even flirt and only ruin the atmosphere. If you don’t want to let them go, do you want them all to be killed here?”
If you’re thinking of f*cking me, you should roll it right.
“Look at that unadventurous look. If you think that these guys are business partners, you don’t get angry.”
“Surely it is.”
“If you want something, you get it on your own. I can’t let those bastards who can’t even do that go out of the break room.”
On the faces of adventurers, ‘What do you think of the common room!’ Such complaints were engraved on them, but they soon disappeared in fear.
“If you want to go out, prove yourself!”
I declared proudly, pointing to the door.
Caesar confidently blocked the door and nodded, saying it was a wonderful word.
3:15 p.m.
Two adventurers were stunned, one went out, and five were imprisoned.
The game has only just begun.
The real thing is from now on.
Thus, the confinement play of the Adventurer’s Guild Lounge began.