00009 #1 – My subordinates are insanely capable
#1 – My subordinates are insanely capable (9)
Two hours have elapsed since the confinement play began.
“Number 1, Satoshi! I will brag about it!”
“try.”
Satoshi swallowed his saliva at Caesar’s blunt words.
The ruthless Caesar didn’t laugh at any gags.
Then you need something other than attacking laughter.
“My class is a thief! His main specialty is his agile hand movements! Dagger juggling that actively reflects this!!”
Sha Sha Shak!
“Oh oh my gosh”
“awesome”
“Throwing three daggers in the air, I’m getting them all. It’s also avoiding the blade and holding on to the handle.”
The adventurers were genuinely admiring Satoshi’s skills.
clap clap.
Satoshi smiled softly as everyone applauded.
At first, it seemed that the reaction was good.
Caesar nodded.
Compared to those with no spirits, this was a rather good feat.
“It’s dagger juggling. I did a little when I was younger.”
Caesar pulled out seven daggers from his waist.
And then one by one in the air…
patter
“ah.”
missed
I missed one and my hands started to get tangled.
Eventually, one of the daggers pierced his arm.
Whoops!
Push woo woo!
With one hand to stop the blood gushing out like a fountain, Caesar quietly put the fallen dagger into his bosom.
Then he began to stare at the thief adventurer with his extremely cold eyes.
The adventurer noticed it was unfair, but he couldn’t make eye contact, so he bowed his head.
‘Wow.’
It was not unreasonable to admire.
super squishy It’s totally your fault.
The adventurer looked back at me with a glimmer of anticipation.
“haha. That’s fun.”
“After all, it is only happy to see blood. You are a boss.”
“is it.”
The thief was confused as to whether to despair or not.
“sit down.”
The thief could not be confused!
I was really desperate!
‘You should have responded when you smiled like that.’
Unfortunately, Caesar is not alone in being narrow-minded.
In terms of narrowness, it’s above what I did.
Don’t think you’re going to come here and let it go so easily!
“Ugh. black. I hate this now.”
Suddenly, an adventurer sat down and started crying.
“I have to earn money for my mother’s treatment. Whoops. what’s this. I mean, that’s not what I’m here for. Whoops.”
In an instant, it became overwhelming garbage. Caesar has an expression of what to do about it, but if you match these things to the rhythm of that guy, they become real garbage.
I commanded without hesitation.
“If that’s the case, I have no choice but to let you go. Send it.”
“Okay, boss.”
Adventurers were astonished. I don’t think I’d ever thought that it would be so easy to send. What the hell did you think of me as a demon lord without blood or tears?
They usually release Hearing that kind of noise makes your conscience sting if you’re not a really bad villain. The adventurer who cried so much cried so much that the corners of his eyes became red.
I ordered it again because I couldn’t send it empty-handed.
“How much money do you need for your mother’s treatment?”
If it’s a light cold rain, I’m sorry for tying up my feet, so let’s give it a little.
After all, it wasn’t my money in the first place.
“I need a million gold… Come on, you want to pay for the treatment!?”
That’s a lot of money that doesn’t even sound like a word, man!
No, I don’t have that kind of money!
Even if it is, I won’t give it to you if it’s that much!
“Give me 1 gold to pay for the meal.”
“Okay, boss.”
Even after receiving 1 gold, the adventurer could not hide his disappointment and bowed his head to thank him.
Why?
Why is it that I don’t feel even the slightest joy when I get a thank-you note?
profit.
thud.
After the adventurer left, I was immersed in the afterglow.
Wasn’t this the first good deed he did when he came to this game?
I was relieved to know that I was not yet a human being without an answer.
‘yes?’
But somehow the faces of the adventurers are awkward.
Everyone is staring at each other incredibly.
Eventually, one adventurer started talking awkwardly.
“I am concerned about my mother who left me at home. Can I check in for a moment?”
As I stared at it in amazement, another adventurer shouted “Ah!”
“Your hometown has to walk for half a year from here!”
“shut up! The filial piety towards my mother is not even worth walking for half a year!”
“Of course not! You came up to the labyrinth city saying that because it is your neighborhood, there are no young women and it is difficult to farm and live!”
Another adventurer came in front of me and pretended to be pitiful.
“I… I haven’t eaten anything for two days. I want to go eat something. Can you please stop sending me?”
“Don’t bullshit! You stayed yesterday…”
puck! Whoops! puck!
The adventurer turned into a yacht-like face and beat up his comrades.
The colleague who was about to start the whistleblower immediately drooped.
He threw away his companion, who was no longer moving, and again put his hands together and begged with tears in his eyes.
“Please, please.”
“I don’t think it’s the punching of a guy who starved for two days.”
“Hey, this is… so…”
The adventurer suddenly snapped and grabbed my chest.
“Ugh, when I used the sealed power, the blood started to tangle… I will die like this. If you don’t go to eat beefsteak…”
Are you talking about a big party?
Hey, you idiot, tell me to be more sincere in your lies.
“…done. go.”
“thank you! For 1 gold, I can have a plentiful meal.”
“He rips off 1 silver as a toll.”
“Okay, boss.”
“Ugh.”
Roughly, through such a commotion, one by one, they escaped.
Finally, after 12 hours, it was around 3 in the morning.
The adventurers who had fun playing with them escaped except for the two of them.
“Hey… Why are we here?”
“I want to go home now.”
Charis and Melpe.
There are two people who play the gag guy and the one who tackles the tackle.
There’s no reason to hold onto these guys.
‘You’re bored.’
Besides, when they leave, it’s only me and Caesar left in the break room.
While waiting for Rina, who might come when she might come, she should only listen to the ticking of the second hand.
It was a suffocating situation just imagining it, so I gave all kinds of excuses and ordered them not to go out.
“Aren’t you guys even worried about your colleagues?”
I was also waiting for some plausible excuses.
“I’m not worried about a colleague who went missing after 12 hours to go to the bathroom and pick up a towel.”
“Is that… maybe he just ran away. To be honest, if it’s been 12 hours, it seems like you’re sleeping in a suitable inn.”
“There is no camaraderie!”
Caesar’s eyes widened at my resolute cry.
“What?”
“Hey! Oh no! Actually, I’m worried about Horon, so I want to go find him! Right, Melbourne?”
“Uh… yes. That’s it. Horon bastard, he’s got a little bit of intelligence. Maybe he couldn’t find a towel in the bathroom, so he was going down the labyrinth to buy one at his own expense.”
I was a little puzzled by the words of the adventurer, Melpher.
“Are you going down the labyrinth to buy a towel?”
“yes. It’s about the size of the Adventurer’s Guild, so I keep a wool towel in the bathroom, but usually there’s only one such precious thing in a house, right? You can’t push a ragcloth to the boss.”
“Yeah, it’s a towel. How much does it cost?”
“Well… a towel for 50 silver won’t be a big deal for the boss, but the lowest level adventurers like us earn less than 1 silver a day. That’s the profit after two or three people get together.”
“… … .”
what is that
you are very poor
“50 silver is a lot of money. After wandering through the labyrinth and passing the hurdle of death over and over again, his skills have improved, and he has fought fierce battles with adventurer killers who are aiming for the loot of monsters…”
“… … .”
“I went to the towel shop with trembling hands with the profits I earned, and struggled to defend myself against the owner who asked me if it was stolen money, not your money…”
“… … .”
“While running to the Adventurer’s Guild to avoid the touch of pickpockets or thieves who are aiming for the towel you barely got in your hand, the temptation of women who will give you a towel to spend the night with…”
“… … .”
“I couldn’t shake it off, so I turned the towel over and went back into the labyrinth, and I felt like something like this happened a few years later, so I got 50 silver coins out of my pocket.
Long, besides, I fell for the temptation!
Even in the end, it turned out to be a small amount of money!
What was it you wanted to say?
eating.
“Oh, I laughed.”
“Can’t you really send it to me now? The kid who was tired of pee also smelled, so he told me to turn it off, so I paid for it and sent it out.”
“Right. Even if Horon comes and brings towels, there’s no need for towels. All the blood on the floor was wiped off with the clothes of an unlucky man.”
Did anything like that happen while you were asleep!?
ah, what happened
If you do this, you can’t not send it.
“Caesar.”
“Are you removing the last witnesses?”
“Stop making funny jokes. You are satisfied, so please stop.”
In the end, the two adventurers nodded their heads and left the break room after taking 5 gold each as a sign of hard work.
The funny guys wanted me to live as long as possible, so I specially gave them 5 gold.
After all, there is nothing more enjoyable than contemplating something that is not my money.
“I’m hungry. Go out for a while.”
“Okay, boss.”
Eventually we got out of the break room.
The adventurers coming out of the labyrinth do not choose day or night, so the Adventurer’s Guild operates at night.
It’s such a big building and there aren’t even one or two rest rooms, so even if we’re here and there, nobody really cares.
‘The cleaning time is usually 5 am.’
If I was two hours late, I would have been severely scolded by the guild staff for being caught in the fear of confinement play.
At 3 in the morning, the streets were quite chilly.
He wanted to shiver with his collar fastened, but he couldn’t even express that he was cold because of Caesar’s gaze watching him.
On the other hand, Caesar’s guy looked incredibly warm thanks to the equipment I put on myself with CP. I looked at him intently, wondering if he might even give me a black cloak that I wore around my body.
“Do you have anything to say? boss.”
Usually, I pretend to be quick, but in this case, I’m slow.
Gimme the cloak, it’s a bit harsh to say.
“The wind is blowing. Are you okay?”
“it’s okay. A sword-bearer will not wither under any harshness.”
“… … .”
You can’t even ask for a cloak if you listen to that.
It’s colder than that.
If you think it’s that cold, give me a cloak.
This is a beginner-only outfit.
Don’t you think it looks cold just by looking at it?
“The boss is great.”
“What do you mean?”
“Even though Yongke wears such a hole-in-the-wall clothes, he is calm in this frigid cold. He is also a boss.”
Others would say that they admired it, but in my ears, you’re still my boss, so if you want to live, don’t whine and shut up.
In the cold and fear, I couldn’t shake my body, and I screamed in my mind over and over again.
How the heck does Lina handle her work in such a cold weather that she doesn’t even show her nose? Annoyed, I was kicking a trash can on the side of the road, and Lina with blonde hair rolled out from inside.
“Oh, Boss”
“What are you doing there?”
Lina said in a dying voice.
“No matter how much I looked around the Adventurer’s Guild, I couldn’t see the boss… It was a cold day… I was tired of waiting and waiting…”
“No, you can go inside the building.”
“Crime guilds are mostly members of the adventurers guild. I can’t go inside because I’m sure I’ll be caught if I wander around… No, wait.”
Lina asked.
“Have the boss and the killer been in the building until now?”
“Yes.”
“While I lurk in the cold and the stench?”
Caesar answered proudly on behalf of me, who was speechless due to guilt.
“I was in the break room all the time. It was a comfortable place.”
“I’m sure there would have been a commotion if I had been caught by the criminal guilds for such a daring thing. Why didn’t they check the break room…?”
It’s because I was playing a real-time confinement play inside that field.
Occasionally, those trying to get in met the gazes of the adventurers silently shouting to take us too, slamming the door shut at the speed of light and running away.
As this happened repeatedly, for some reason, I stopped opening the door to the break room from outside.
“So how did the post-processing go?”
“Oh, what? I’m ruined. Eh?”
… … what?
I was so proud of myself that I did everything I had to do, but I was shivering in the cold because I couldn’t see the boss. Who was the bitch who had the same vibe?
I ordered, pointing to Lina, who was pretending to be cute.
“Put that trash back in the trash can.”
“Okay, boss.”
“What!? Wait, I can’t move because I’m cramped, boss! Stop it!”
Lina got a rat and was thrown back into the trash, unable to move.
When I closed the lid, the trash can wriggled for a moment, but when Caesar, who had been getting a large stone from somewhere, placed it on the lid, it did not move at all.
I stumbled as I passed by happily.
‘This is just killing a person.’
Dangerous, this.
You’re completely tainted by Caesar.
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My personality has never been worn out.
The bad is Caesar.
It’s all Caesar’s bad!