145 – Kim Geun-cheol’s Bizarre Adventure # 3
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“Shhhhh!”
I don’t know what that bastard is really doing, but he was a very grotesque monster! No! Are you a monster! A terrible monster that cannot be distinguished!
“Go away, motherf*cker!”
I ran away screaming and swearing.
“Shhhhh!”
It just crawled up using its snake-like lower body, making strange breathing noises.
“Crazy man!”
A very terrible monster.
His arms were like long knives, starting at the elbow.
And the face…!
The most bizarre thing is the face! The eyes were grotesquely shaped, like black, smooth marbles the size of an apple, and the snout was as long as a gas mask from World War II!
Even the snout of a jokey mutant anteater created by a malicious scientist through inhumane genetic engineering would be nothing more than a friendly thing compared to that!
And the ears are long and short like a rabbit…! A guy like that is crazily crawling towards me while teasing the snake’s lower body!
ㅡ Wedge love liquid!
While swinging both sword-like arms like mad!
If caught by that, everyone’s good friend Kim Geun-cheol will just become Kim/Geun-cheol that day!
“Hey!”
“What a piece of sh*t! Kitty! Do you want to see your brother cut to pieces!”
I swear that if I get out of here, I will spank Kitty’s ass no matter what.
Anyway. What level of monster is this grotesque bastard? E rank? Or rank D? If it’s D rank, I won’t be able to win. However, it is unlikely that Kitty would unleash such a monster here.
You can win if you keep your mind straight.
ㅡ Wedge liquid!
A blade flying into your head.
—-Damn it!
I threw my body and rolled forward to avoid it, and as soon as the fork appeared, I turned to the left.
ㅡQuaang!
“Shhh!”
At the same time, it hits the wall and makes a squeaking noise. Kiyi! As he struggles, the blade scrapes all over the wall. Whiririk! That moment when even the tail flutters like a monster.
“Giriririk!”
“Girik girik!”
I saw a bunch of bankers running from the other side!
“That’s it!”
Jayjay!
Barbarians hunt with barbarians!
ㅡCoooung!
Immediately kick the ground and run towards them. Banker looked flustered when I rushed in instead of running, but jumped on his instinct.
“Tackle!”
I checked my back while dodging the attacks by casting a tackle.
“Shhhhh!”
The monster swung its long snout like a joke and screamed boo bboom, then came to its senses and charged towards me again.
And then.
ㅡCho Hak!
Cut down the bankers who get in your way!
[Coins acquired: 22]
[Coins acquired: 19]
[Coins obtained: 24]
“f*ck the Farming Honey!”
Even if that bastard kills me, coins come to me!
“Giririk!”
Once I realized that, I very actively dug into the gaps between the bankers. Miraculous treasures that hinder the enemy’s path and can be farmed. I ran away while running like that. As a result, the notification sound that the coin has been obtained begins to sound like crazy.
“A crossroads!”
Soon the road forked again.
Where shall we go this time? I chose the left side according to my feelings. But is my intuition right? During the run, no monsters appeared.
“Shhh!”
It’s just that the guy following me went mad more.
You ran like that for another minute.
ㅡ Doo Doo!
“Anit! f*ck!”
A dead end has appeared!
“I’ll just go the right way!”
I came to the left for no reason and this sh*t!
“Shhhhh…!”
The monster saw the dead end and began to slowly approach while making a hissing sound. Seapalm. It is approximately 2.5 Meters tall. Facing such a guy, the pressure is no joke.
Now I have no choice but to fight head-on?
—-Paat.
“Kim Geun-cheol prepares for battle.”
Infuse magic into the horn you are holding, and create a mana shield around you. Good. Come and see As I ran to this point, I roughly read the guy’s movements. It’s not that the speed is transcendentally fast. It’s not like they use swordsmanship either.
Then you can win.
“Shhhhh!”
Soon the guy started charging while screaming. As a result, his long ears fluttered backwards.
“What?”
Wait.
You have big ears?
Having big ears… Means you have strong hearing?
ㅡ Flashing!
It was like lightning flashed in his head. Then wouldn’t my war cry work here? Suddenly, I remembered the image of Mun-min jumping up to the second floor and getting hit by my war cry.
ㅡ Haap!
I breathe in while thinking about it.
Skills.
The moment War Cry was activated.
“Keee!!!!”
“Shhh?!”
The monster that was rushing forward spurted blood from his ears and twisted his upper body while hesitating!
This works!
“Ceee!
But, perhaps in anger, he immediately spreads his arms out in a Y shape and launches an attack to decapitate me. But I was instinctively feeling it. That the baby’s condition was very disturbed.
Do you think that reckless attack will work!
ㅡWeee!
Looking fiercely at the arms flying in the shape of an X.
—-Damn it!
After dodging the attack by squatting in place.
“You bastard!”
Gives the momentum and spurts the ground strongly and burrows into his arms!
“I will kill you!!!”
“Shh?!”
I shove the horn in my hand under the man’s chin very intensely. Pushak! His eyes pop out as the blood spurts out. His eyeball could not stand the pressure and fell out.
“Miyaaooooong!”
With the horn stuck in his jaw like that, he grabbed the horn like a handle and turned it sideways like turning a lever.
ㅡ Wood Deuk!
So the monster’s head turns upside down. Snout up. Two empty eyes down.
ㅡCho Hak!
Let’s decapitate it like that.
[Coins acquired: 612]
“No f*ck!”
Coin hit the jackpot!
A large coin worth 30 decent F-rank monsters!
ㅡ Tiring!
[Skill has increased by 1.]
ㅡ Tiring!
[Skill War Cry has been enhanced.]
“What!”
Is it not enough that the stats have gone up, and the skills have been strengthened?! Literally, the jackpot exploded. How could this be such a strong monster? It was not unusual to see him writing bankers alone.
“Skill, War Cry information window.”
First, check the information.
[The power of War Cry increases, which can confuse enemies with sensitive hearing.]
A really simple explanation. The skill level rose by catching and killing this monster that served as the boss. What could this be useful for in the future?
“Thanks Kitty!”
You’re full of joy, but your butt still needs to be hit!
“Whoa!”
Anyway, when the tension is released, the breath bursts out. This chick was real. Of all the monsters I’ve ever faced, I can say he’s by far the strongest.
“It’s terrifying, really.”
The sight of his limp body with his head severed was f*cking disgusting in and of itself. But at the same time, I feel like I’m caught up. It was because both of his swords looked like decent swords.
ㅡ Kwaduk!
I stepped right on the top of his elbow.
“Mana walker feet.”
My trapper, wrapped in magical power, was as powerful as an Ohama by itself. Just like that, his forearm cut off and his sword dropped.
ㅡSeureung.
“This is fine.”
When I held the knife, I liked the weight. It’s a little bit of this, but it’s only something to use here anyway.
ㅡ Kwaduk!
ㅡ Kwaduk!
I ripped off the remaining flesh with my hands and made an appropriate handle. In the first place, there is a bone inside, so there is no problem with the handle.
“But… Eyeballs.”
I was worried about the fallen eyeball. When I picked it up, I felt something hard to the touch. This could also be called a monster drop item. I grabbed it and put it in my pocket.
“It’s farming.”
Is there anything more to pack? It is said that there is something like a ‘magic stone’ inside a strong monster. It’s a similar concept to having something like a sarira on one’s body after being influenced by something while crossing a dimension, but it’s also expensive because it has many uses.
ㅡ Boouk.
I immediately dissected the corpse of the monster and searched for the magic stone.
* * *
I couldn’t find anything specific.
“I can’t help it.”
I explored the maze again, leaving my regret behind. But is it because of the intense activity? Gradually, I am thirsty and hungry. As a superman, I am lightly consuming thousands of calories a day these days.
“I’m f*cking hungry.”
ㅡ growl.
I’m thinking about eating some of those bankers. It just looks like a king crab. Isn’t it crab sauce if you just eat it?
“f*ck.”
You should know more about monsters.
Looking at it, the list of monsters that can be eaten is also organized on the wiki. I thought I should have taken care of that properly. I’ll have to check everything when I get back.
Because I was walking while thinking that way.
“Uh, uh uh?”
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On the walls of the labyrinth.
Isn’t there just one door?
“A door?”
Is there a door?
“…”
The vigilance rises again. What the hell is this? This is obviously an artificial labyrinth. It’s definitely a maze created by a race with intelligence like humans.
Is it a maze created by monsters? Or a labyrinth created by the Void Princess? Are you going to store monsters in this and just solve them?
“Open.”
ㅡKikkiik.
I pulled on the door without hesitation.
Then what I saw was the inside of a small room.
“Oops.”
But the inside was full of customers. There were a lot of unknown tombstones embedded in the floor.
“What kind of tombstone is like this…”
Sure.
It’s a room with tombstones stuck in a f*cking disorderly manner.
“…”
I read the letters on the weathered tombstone.
At least, I was sure that it was a text from a civilized race, but I couldn’t read it at all because it was an unknown text… What is it? It just gets creepy. The tombstone was literally stuck in the ground. It’s also very neat.
“The finishing touches are f*cking good.”
I don’t know who it is, but even men with 30 years of nogada jjambab can’t finish it elaborately with this damn thing.
As I was looking around at the tombstones with that thought in mind, I saw something shiny over there.
“Uh.”
It’s the key.