159 – Is this the boss! # 8
Lee Si-hoo screamed inwardly.
‘What is this really about!’
It wasn’t enough to show Kim Geun-cheol his breasts, which were no different from shame, so I even heard that he was a doppelganger slime. No, are you saying that here? I was even embarrassed by something I hadn’t even imagined.
No matter what happens, it’s over.
What should I do?
Once it happened like this, it will surely be discovered someday. Now they are talking about slime and all, but they can’t hide it unless they are caught.
‘Aww!’
The monster I just killed and the situation Kim Geun-cheol was in no longer mattered at all.
What should I explain to my best friend who is waiting for me over there?
* * *
“That, that, that.”
I watch Slahu running towards me.
The destructive power is no joke because the chest is covered only moderately. It’s because I’m running with my clothes wrapped around my chest… I mean it’s shaking.
Looking at it, I came to a conclusion.
“That doesn’t make sense either.”
Sihoo was actually a woman.
But he hid it from me.
I’ve made this hypothesis, but it’s not true either. If that’s real, there’s no way they could hide such huge breasts.
The conclusion thus reached.
“He went beyond Sihoo’s body and even partially copied her personality and memories.”
This is crazy.
This is very dangerous and a very big thing for mankind. It’s to the point where I’m breaking out in a cold sweat.
A monster from another world whose personality and appearance were copied? Are you Faculty? There is a movie called Faculty that was hot among classmates in the past. It was about body-snatching aliens taking over a university in an instant, and I could say it was a really great body snatcher.
Perhaps that could lead to the encroachment of all mankind by the slimes.
Because I’m thinking about that.
—-Damn it!
The surroundings shook greatly, and the background rapidly began to collapse. Then, as if the shell were cracking, it returned to the real world.
“You’re back.”
A background similar to just before time stopped and the background changed.
There are a lot of people, and the sky and buildings are all normal. He defeated the unknown monsters and returned to the original world.
But.
“Huh?”
There’s still Slahu… No! A mad being walking around the city with strange clothes wrapped around his chest!
“That crazy!”
Doing crazy things with Sihoo’s body!
“You bastard! Don’t come here soon!”
What a pervert!
People are getting aggro.
I have to go to a quiet place first.
“Geuncheol Ahhh?!”
Slahu starts screaming when he pulls his wrist. It seems that you have no intention of antagonizing me right now. I’ll have to avoid the place for now.
“Quickly! Come quickly!”
“Oh no!”
Immediately, I hugged Slahu by the waist and ran quickly into the alleyway. First of all, let’s hide in a quiet place.
“Okay. This should be enough.”
The Slahu was dropped off in an obscure place. The guy is currently covering his chest with his head down.
“This monster. You should try on your clothes first.”
“Seriously…!”
Slahu says while trying to put on the miraculous clothes. But I can’t wear this right?
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“Put it on quickly!”
“Geuncheol-ah! I’m Lee Si-hu! I’m not a slime!”
“Huh?”
Start interrogation?
“Are you really Sihoo? Then what are those breasts?”
Have you been hit by a ray of light that makes your breasts grow? Get a patent now! I’m going to shoot all the women in the world!
“Don’t be a jerk, dude. It’s all over your slime.”
“Because that’s not it!”
“Don’t be crazy. Do you know how long I’ve been with Shihoo? You bastard. I’ve seen Shihoo’s bare chest before. His boobs, like yours… Don’t have breasts.”
“You’ve never seen it! You’re making up words!”
Slahu shouts that it is unfair.
“How did you know?”
“Because that’s me!”
Coming to think of it, I’ve never really seen Shihoo’s breasts. This bastard had a peculiar habit of covering himself.
Of course, that doesn’t mean it’s a woman.
He’s seen a man who hates his flesh a few times even in the army. He was always the one who showered alone in the dark after bedtime. He was the one who negotiated with the platoon commander as well as the company commander to obtain that right.
“Hmm, it’s possible to find out by sharing some memories. Anyway, you bastard. I’ve been with Sihoo for so long, there’s no way I don’t know her gender, you bastard.”
Still, I’ve been there for a long time, but if I were a woman, I would have known it a long time ago.
“You’re a doppelgänger slime. Maybe you’re a monster who believes you’re Shihoo. If that’s the case… I’m sorry. It’s true. It can’t be helped.”
Cruel to say that, but it is possible.
Among the famous movies of the past, there is a movie called Imposter.
A sci-fi movie set in a world at war with aliens. The protagonist is accused of being an alien self-destruct spy and is arrested.
The main character protests that this is an absurd misunderstanding and that he is human, but it doesn’t work, and when he is in danger of dying, he radically escapes. But… He was actually a spy.
He was a being with the memory that he was a human being implanted, and there was no doubt that he was a human being.
“Slahu! You might be that kind of person!”
“This is real…!”
“So many more! Robots that thought they were human…! Aliens! Werewolves! Even monkeys and vampires!”
A chimpanzee raised by humans went to the zoo one day and fell into a deep depression!
No matter what, the cost of illusion was a terrible, cruel tragedy! All of his life crumbles the moment he realizes he wasn’t human!
“So you’re a slime! If you have the righteous heart of Sihoo Lee, use that power right away for the sake of mankind or disappear forever! Admit it now and find your life!”
This is my answer.
I can’t coexist with him.
Still, he’s a comrade who fought together, and he has the memories of Sihoo, so he’s saying this at least.
“Heuk!”
For some reason, tears were pouring down…!
“I mean go, slime bastard! Don’t show up in front of us again!”
Even though it’s a slime, if it has Shihu’s memories, you might think like Shihu now. So it was very painful to say this. No. Actually it will.
Slahu fought alongside me. It’s obvious that they all believe that they are Sihoo Lee.
“Quaaa!!!”
I have to get rid of such an existence…!
“This is a tragedy!!!”
“f*ck, you’re f*cking sick! Geuncheol-ah! f*ck everything! f*ck everything! I’ll explain it properly, so listen! It’s an important story, so be prepared!”
“What?”
ㅡ Kwak!
Slahu shouted, squeezing me by the shoulders.
“No matter what you say… I don’t change my mind.”
“Then why don’t you call me! If I were a fake isihu, I wouldn’t have a phone!”
“There is a possibility that you stole it.”
“Steal? Who can steal the phone from Sihoo Lee?”
I don’t have that.
“Ummm… Ok. Let’s take a walk. But if not, just admit it.”
“Does Kim Geun-cheol really have to admit it?”
“Good.”
ㅡBeep.
The moment you make a phone call.
ㅡTiririring.
A sound echoes from the pocket of his pants.
“Huh huh?”
“Look at that, right?”
“Damn it! Radio hijack! Radio hijack!”
“What a radio hijack! It’s not an airplane and I’ve never heard of it! I really want to dig it!”
“What the hell is this…!”
Really?
“I can’t believe it! Explain more!”
“Okay. I’ll explain more.”
Slahu answers confidently.
“Geuncheol-ah. I was originally a woman. So whenever you asked me to go to the bathroom, I refused.”
“Uh.”
You mean weave it like this?
“Every time I shower, I wear all my clothes.”
“How cool. So you’re a woman? Then why did you lie about your gender? Maybe to infiltrate the boys’ dormitory? This bastard was an outrageous pervert!”
Crazy!
This is a problem even if Sihoo was a real woman now!
My true friend Shifu Lee was such an outrageous pervert…! She doesn’t mind being a pervert if it’s a friend of the same s*x, but if it’s a friend of the opposite s*x, the story is different!
“It’s not like that! It was just a matter of circumstances! Family circumstances!”
“What matter?”
“I can’t reveal it. You said it was family circumstances.”
“So what’s the matter!”
Huh?
This bastard is caught!
I can’t answer!
“The family…”
“Did you think I would pass over if I was just like this? You’re f*cking caught!”
“Ah! It’s a situation that can’t be revealed! That’s why I kept hiding my gender!”
“You know it makes sense, but it doesn’t explain it, right?”
“hehehe…!”
Slahu clenched his molars in anger.
“Yes, then!”
“What?”
She screamed as if she realized something.
“Then let’s go to the dormitory together from now on! If Ishihu isn’t there, it’s not like I’m real!”
“Oh!!!”
You bastard finally showed his true colors!
ㅡSureung!
I immediately took out my sword and aimed it!
“Yes…! The academy was the goal from the beginning! Are you planning to infiltrate there!”
“Geun-cheol, why are you so imaginative! You keep cold-headedly pointing out things so I run out of things to say! Why did you keep acting like a fool? Only when you’re like this!”
“I’m stupid? Ha!”
I’m dumbfounded!
“That’s your mistake!”
This is the decisive evidence!
“I’m an asshole! I’m an honor student at school and pass as a genius! You’re an idiot to see me like that…! That’s proof that you’re a fake!”
“Sounds crazy! Sounds crazy! Why do you believe so seriously that you are that way! You’re like slime! Stop talking crazy!”
I have nothing to say, so I’m just repeating the word crazy like a broken radio. Oh, but since it’s a living thing, let’s say it’s a parrot.
“And crucially dude. If you had breasts like that, would you have been able to cover them up? Think common sense. You wouldn’t have caught me.”
“That’s…! Ah! That’s right!”
Suddenly, Slahu’s face brightens.
What is it?
“Geuncheol-ah. Go and buy some bandages.”
“A bandage?”
“If you have that, you can hide it completely. I’ll show you. If I show you that, you’ll believe me, right?”
“How are you?”
Covered with a bandage?
“Okay. Let me take a look. You’re just waiting here.”
“Please hurry up and come back…! I also want to clear up the misunderstanding!”
—-Damn it!
I immediately kicked off the ground and looked for a pharmacy on my phone and headed there. I bought a bandage in an instant and came back, and Slahu was waiting for me.
“You didn’t run away?”
“Why did you run away?”
“Now. Here’s a bandage. Try it on. Does that big thing cover it or not?”
“Okay. I’m watching… No! Don’t look! Turn your head!”
You keep acting like a woman?
Of course it doesn’t work.
“You don’t have to watch!”
“They want to see my breasts!”
What.
Although it’s a slime.
Should I say it’s well made?
It’s good to see. But that’s not why I want to see it. Because surveillance is important. And no matter how good it is… Isn’t it Sihoo? I don’t know if Sihoo is a real woman. It’s okay because men have women’s breasts.
“It’s like seeing something! It’s because you have to keep an eye on it!”
I don’t particularly believe in Slahu.
I just want this to make him realize he’s a slime. If the map isn’t good, you’ll realize that you’re a monster.
“Seriously…! Surveillance? Yes, surveillance is good! Alright! If you need surveillance, take a look there!”
Slahu, red-faced, shouts defiantly,
“But let me turn around a bit. Just turn around and I’ll start right away!”
Turn your body?
“What do you spin? Because it’s your slime, huh? You can suddenly turn around and shrink your breasts.”
“What?! If it was possible to shrink it, you would have done it before Geun-cheol appeared in front of you! You fool!”
“Is that… Is it?”
Definitely.
If that’s the case, there’s a good chance he did that.
Then you could have fooled me naturally.
“No. It’s possible that you missed the timing or made a mistake. Could it be that you’re just saying that to make up for it now? That’s why I’m starting with my breasts exposed. Okay?”
That’s for sure.
“Wow…!”
Tears form in Slahu’s eyes.
If this was a real woman, Shifu Ishi, she wouldn’t be able to do it, but that’s not the case. Even so, getting rid of the charges is more important.
“It’s no use crying dude. I’m risking the honor of my best friend… Shifu Ishi and her existence for this interrogation.”
“Why are you emphasizing friendship at a time like this…! I just want to see your breasts!”
“Why do I want to see my friend’s breasts of the same s*x! Stop talking and cover your breasts with that fancy bandage!”
Because I will watch it with my own two eyes!!!
He want to see breast really bad..