168 – Sea Trip for Vacation # 3
Does this bastard dare to catch Hogu from the Awoken?
“Oh, what is 50,000 won. Just take 5,000 won. Yes?”
It’s unfortunate, but a hero cadet who should be an example to society shouldn’t cause trouble with civilians with money. When I took out my wallet to make a cool deal for just 5,000 won, the parasol man frowned at her and said.
“Hey. No matter what you cut, you cut 90 percent. How can you do it for 5,000 won when demand is exploding during the summer season?”
“Then you only get 10,000 won. No, we brought a parasol in the first place, so what is 50,000 won?”
“This seat is all ours… It costs 100,000 won to rent a parasol.”
“Crazy. It’s expensive. But I’m not interested. Let’s call it at 5,000 won anyway.”
It was a moment when I tried to end it well by giving only 5,000 won.
“Hey f*ck. Wait a minute. Don’t deal with me.”
Yuri, who was standing behind her, strode forward.
“Wait? Yuri? If you defeat the civilians…”
“Oh, it’s not like that, so shut up. Let’s see. This is the name of the beach.”
“It’s called Dotakbu Beach.”
“Uh.”
Yuri took out her phone and started typing something.
“Uh f*ck? Look at these chews?
What are you talking about!
“What?! It’s an unlicensed business, so get 100,000 won and eat it! This c-pallum is going to die!”
I was so surprised that my eyes just burst open! Seeing the parasol player right away, he said in a panic.
“What, what kind of unlicensed business is this? It’s all done with permission from each local government…”
“Don’t talk bullsh*t, you bastard. Where are these bastards trying to eat 50,000 won for illegal business? Hey. The parasol next to you. We use these?”
“No wait…”
“And you go and get some chairs and tables. Rob his office and get some drinks. If you have any snacks, bring them. If you don’t want to search.”
Speaking in a very ferocious tone, Yuri pulled out the parasols standing next to us and placed them next to our seats.
If you add a chair and a table to this, it literally becomes a luxurious parasol. I caught this unintentionally.
“What are you doing? Bring it quickly?”
“Ah, f*ck.”
As Yuri raised his fist, the parasol player turned around and ran away.
ㅡPapapapat.
Such a madman.
“Wow. How much money do these bastards get for illegal business?”
“Kim Geun-cheol, you bastard. What are you trying to pay for? You just have to defeat him.”
“No… After hearing the story, I really wanted to beat it. But E. Would you use it if a hero cadet came to play and beat a civilian? I just gave you 5,000 won to buy ice cream and was going to finish it.”
I can’t pay 50,000 won even if I’m beaten to death, but I can give you 5,000 won. I used to beat up a lot of people in the past, but since I became a hero cadet, I can’t use useless violence against civilians.
“Anyway, bastard… Hey. Even if it’s a civilian, if you cheat on the Awoken, you can f*cking lose it. It’s a legally guaranteed right.”
Anyway, I’m talking to Yuri.
“Those bastards?”
The parasols have brought over the big tattooed parasols.
“Hey! What are you doing at the summer resort! Why are you pulling out all the parasols in good condition! Come and talk!”
But isn’t it loud enough to become a tattoo parasol? That bastard… Are you really going to beat me up?
Yuri sighed and said.
“What is it really? Those thugs? Huh. The civilian idiots formed a thug organization. They eat people’s backs at summer resorts. The country is running really well. All these bastards should be beaten with our fists.”
The parasol players are approaching with strides.
I shouted at them.
“Hey man! It’s illegal to do this at a summer resort, man! Why do you get 100,000 won and eat it? Just get out of here, you bastards!”
“What’s wrong? What’s illegal… Everything is done with permission from the local government. If you don’t pay, get out of here! I’ll call the police!”
“Thugs call all the cops? Hey! Kim Geun-chul! Leona! Lee Si-hoo! These bastards won’t work! Let’s destroy all parasols!”
Good!
“I have to! I can’t stand it!”
“You did this on the beach! I can’t forgive you!”
—-Damn it!
Leona and Shihoo, who were arm in arm from behind, are approaching!
And.
ㅡQuaang!
We started the operation to destroy the corporate parasols built in Nawavari.
“Huh huh?”
“Oh! Brother! You bastards!”
“Crazy! Call the cops!”
First of all, I left the place where the other guests’ luggage was, picked out the rest of the empty parasols, pulled them all out, broke them, and threw them away.
ㅡQuaang!
ㅡCoooung!
“hahahaha!”
I was relieved to see all the parasols lined up like this were smashed to pieces! It’s been like this before! I broke the pillar with my fist and kicked the fragments flying.
“Kim Geun-cheol! Look!”
“Ooh! The Goddess of Swords! The Goddess of Swords!”
“Haaa!”
Leona pulled out a parasol and broke another parasol with a sword, while Yuri was just excitedly playing with a parasol with a javelin.
ㅡ Splash!
“Ancient Greek javelin wrestler!”
Sihoo then collected the remains of parasols flying in all directions, collected them in one place, and carefully broke them down. They couldn’t have been really hot friends.
“Crazy! You’re an Awakener!”
“You bastards!”
“Oh, I didn’t know!”
At that point, the parasols got scared and started stamping their feet. After destroying all the empty parasols like that.
ㅡ Beep beep beep beep!
The police were dispatched.
“There! Stop! What are you doing! I’ll arrest you red-handed!”
“Arrested? Arrested?”
“Hey, hey! These are the awakened people…”
“Yes?!”
The police officer who was running hesitated.
I was about to say something, but Yuri stepped up and said,
“Hey’s f*ck. Are the police looking back now? Uh?”
That’s also f*cking scary…!
Can I do this to the police?
“Yes? Yes? What, a gangster?”
“You can’t even put a parasol on the beach. What the f*ck are you getting 100,000 won for each seat?
“No, that’s… All of this is done with the permission of the local government, so it’s the crackdown…”
“Do you know the law well? Do I know it well? Do you really think so? Call the person in charge if you don’t want all the bastards to die. First of all, f*ck your head first. It’s what the cops do well with money.”
“Sir, Sir? Calm down first…”
“Didn’t you hit the hero’s association?”
“Yes?!”
“Do you think the least riot squad will come down? Seeing the collusion between criminal organizations and the police?”
“No! Hold on! Boo, I’ll call you! Hello!”
At the same time, the police officer pulls out his phone and calls his superior with his head on the beach floor.
“…”
The parasol players are standing in a polite posture and sweating profusely. No but Is this really licensed by the local government?
“Yuri. If these bastards really got permission, wouldn’t we be screwed?”
“I don’t have that permission, you stupid bastard. Do you seriously think that you can extort 100,000 won from vacationers in Korea?”
“No, it’s not like that.”
“Just leave it to my sister dude. Are you scared of this bastard? Woojjujju. Was Kim Geun-cheol scared?”
Right away, Yuri tickled my chin while making a whooshing noise. Okay. If it’s glass, then that’s it.
“I’ll never be able to put up with this f*cking ripping off. To spoil the families of the Awoken and ordinary citizens who came to have fun…”
“Teachers!!!”
ㅡCoooung!
Shortly, a police officer came running and hit his head on the beach.
* * *
In the end, Yuri even bombarded Wonsan, a police officer in his 50s, and beat him like crazy, making him confess that all these actions were an illegal, shadowy industry carried out under tacit permission.
It was all illegal.
There is a permit from the local government, but it was not the right to sell that parasol seat at a high price, but rather the concept of simply setting up a shop at the beach entrance and renting only parasols.
They expanded it among themselves and received the seat tax.
“Well, then. What to do with these bastards? Do you collect illegal profits and donate them to local governments?”
“That’s great! Let’s donate everything to the orphanage! We can go all the way to these guys’ houses and get them all back! After the vacation, of course!”
When the sound of donation came out, Leona shouted excitedly.
“Hero! Please! We made a mistake! So…!”
“So what?”
So we’re deciding on the disposition.
“Ah, ah! Brother! Brother is here!”
“Brother! Help me!”
From the other side.
“Huh? Geuncheol? He’s a hero.”
“What?”
A handsome hero man who looks close to his 40s walked by. At the same time, all the faces of the cops, the parasols, and whatever else turn red.
No, there’s no reason for these bastards to welcome the arrival of a hero?
“Brother!”
“Oh, Mr. Don’t call me big brother.”
Brother?
Are you a gangster hero?
I had a big doubt. A hero joining a private criminal organization like this? From what I’ve learned, I know that this is subject to treason. It’s almost like a villain designation.
Anyway, looking at a hero who made the mound that way.
“Oops.”
He held out his hand as he smiled kindly.
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“My juniors? Are they all from the academy? Nice to meet you. My name is Han Mi-hyeok, an academy graduate.”
“Oh my God. Are you sure this is your senior?”
“Sure. It’s nice to see juniors in a place like this.”
Looking at it, Yuri has a heartbroken face, and Leo, Na and Sihoo are just keeping her mouth shut.
Then what should I respond to?
“Now, our juniors, have a drink each. Guys, bring something cool!”
“Yes!”
The parasols immediately brought Coke and put it in our hands.
“Anyway, this is it. The permission is a bit ambiguous, huh? It’s a kind of public service project that this senior is doing. It’s like living while managing a small beach like this after retiring.”
Han Mi-hyeok, a retired hero, said that with a kind face.
“But again, this senior has a lot of work to do. He’s not very busy. That’s why these guys are there? These guys are working under me, and I gave them some work this time. But my juniors are students, so After seeing it, he must have been thinking of making pocket money by catching hukou without my knowledge. In other words, I trusted him to manage the beach, but he stabbed me in the back for not paying attention.”
“Ah… Yes.”
No matter how you look at it, it looks like this man is hitting the back of the head. I did what you said above, but I think I’ll turn around when I hear that.
“Originally, these guys were a bit of bullies in this area, but as retired heroes? Huh? Doing some guidance. I made them work to make some people like that, but they had an accident. I’m sorry. Gee-neul… Whoa. Even if I was sincere, he didn’t listen to me. That’s why I retired… Whoa.”
But this bastard is being very unpleasant.
“How. Can’t you look at the senior’s face and let them go? I’ll definitely educate these guys. Seeing the cops, I don’t think they’ll be able to use them. Our juniors.”
This was forced to watch.
Actually, thinking about it, this must be the retirement hero’s Nawabari. If we work here, we will only lose money.
Moreover, the hero society rolls with each other. There’s nothing good about starting a conflict with a hero. Even if it is a retired hero.
I wonder if you know that, Yuri stepped up and said.
“Ah, yes. I think so. If I had known it was managed by you, I would have looked into it first and contacted you. I’m sorry I broke the parasol.”
“Okay. It’s because these idiots are scamming them. Let them take out a loan and pay it off. Never mind.”
—-Awkward!
At those words, the policemen and parasols shuddered.
“Then let’s have a good time. Take all the parasols that are in good condition and use them. If you want to eat in the neighborhood, name it and eat it for free. Then goodbye. Oh, and you guys, let’s go and talk to hyung. Our blues too. Are you following me?”
“Yes, yes! Brother…”
“Okay…”
As I watched them go back, I drank the cold cola the parasol was handed to me.
What the hell is that bastard?
Are those bully heroes reigning in the provinces?
I felt that question.
* * *
“Oh, I thought it was funny. That asshole.”
Yuri kicked the ground in displeasure.
“What can I do? It’s obvious that I’m fat. I can’t help it because the other person is a hero. Don’t worry more and ignore it, Yuuri.”
“That’s how it should be. If it’s a normal person, it’s George, but I use it.”
“It’s a pity that I can’t donate.”
Leona rubs Yuri’s shoulder. Looking at her glassy face, it seems that she really looked like a dick.
I was also offended.
“Anyway, what the heck. This is a beach parasol. Did that senior do it all?”
“What kind of a senior is that bastard? f*ck. It’s not me and Bari, so he just skipped it. If it was in our neighborhood, huh? It’s all messed up.”
“Do you release people from the swordsmanship dojo?”
“There is that too.”
Certainly, it seems that if people in the swordsmanship dojo run, they won’t even be able to use it.
“Anyway, Geun-cheol. Even if you’re uncomfortable, you have to go over it. There’s nothing good about starting a dispute with a hero from another region. He’s a retired hero, but a hero is a hero.”
I nodded at Shihoo’s words.
“Haa. That’s why I’m annoyed. That crazy bastard. A former hero extorting money from vacationers.”
She said that as Yuri got up from her seat.
“If the Awoken intervene, even the police have no way to do it. Well, just forget about it and play. If you care about things like this, you lose.”
“That’s right.”
If you come, you must play.
“Hmm.”
Thinking of that, Leona called me.
“Kim Geun-cheol? What is it?”
“No, wait.”
“Yes?”
“But why does a guy who deserves to be a retired hero live here as a parasol? No. Why did he retire in the first place?”
“Well? You might be tired of fighting. I know there are some heroes like that.”
I’m tired of fighting.
Han Mi-hyeok looked a little strong, but… Anyway, I came here to have fun today without much thought, but I think I got to see a side of this super-hero’s upper class society unintentionally.
“Hey! You’re standing there! You bastard!”
“No! I wasn’t scared!”
“Then get in, man!”
“What?!”
At that moment, Yuri grabbed me and threw me straight into the sea!
“aaagh!”