There is such a joke in the military.
read at noblemtl.com
Military Research Institute that researches all fields of the world. Ergonomics who study the human body and materials engineers who study the properties of materials share the same building. As a result, they sometimes accidentally enter each other’s room, but they don’t realize that they’ve entered the wrong room until they get home from work.
Really, it’s a joke that’s not very funny.
Crackle-.
A painful noise hit my eardrums. If you see that you’re fine despite being overworked every morning, it means that my eardrums are doing a better job than I thought, or that the military scientists made them right.
bend but not break. The motto of military materials engineers. How much effort did it take to create that one sound? I hate to even imagine
“Ugh, I really hate it… .”
why? Why do I have to wake up to that alarm clock every morning? Why do I have to start my day with suffering?
I feel like I’m out of my mind I buried my face in the hard pillow and cried.
“Please someone turn off that damn alarm clock!”
“bruise!”
“uh?”
I wasn’t expecting an answer, but who?
When I let out a stupid word and looked up, what I saw was Aji flying in the sky. Aji jumped up at once, slammed the wall once and then jumped up. He raised his front foot and slammed the alarm clock that was crying loudly.
Wow!
When did I liken an alarm clock to a cicada made of steel?
The steel cicada, which tormented me with its loud cries every morning, was smashed under the feet of the four-legged beast. Gears resembling intestines were scattered in all directions, and the thin and wide iron plate that produced the sound was crushed with the final blow.
The alarm clock failed to flatten and was half-pinned to the wall. You’ll have to dig a stone wall to dismantle it.
Remnants of cog wheels and iron plates are scattered in the air. Aji approached me, who had been looking at it in awe. It wags its tail softly, as if wanting to be praised.
“… What, can you give me a compliment?”
“bruise! Woof woof!”
“Yeah, well done. I did a good job. You put an end to the evil alarm clock that haunts me every morning… . I can’t even fix it… .”
The main parts were completely smashed. Unless there is even a forge in Tantalus, it would be impossible to save it.
I brushed my hair and grabbed Aji’s shoulder.
“But that’s not it, huh? In fact, it’s not the alarm clock that rings loudly every morning that bothers me. The alarm clock is only a spearhead, but the true darkness is the morning itself that makes the alarm clock cry.”
“bruise?”
“okay. All darkness is morning. A f*cking morning that makes a barely finished day repeat itself. I appreciate your virtuous deeds, but that doesn’t change anything!”
The first thing Aji said when she saw me giving a Japanese speech.
“Silly?”
“… ?”
what did i just hear As I was still with my mouth wide open, Aji looked up at the ceiling and said:
“No, I don’t see it. it’s dark here Morning, don’t come!”
“no. Even if the sun does not rise, it is morning.”
“bruise! I can’t see it, it’s not morning!”
There is no morning because there is no sun. Should I call this a positivist expression, or should I just call it bullshit?
“If you are sleepy, come on! I like to sleep!”
“okay. I also want to sleep endlessly. But there’s a lot of work to do, so I can’t help it.”
“bruise? Work?”
“It’s like cooking or cleaning. If I don’t wake up in the morning, there’s no one to take care of your breakfast?”
Then Aji pricked up her ears, jumped onto the bed, grabbed the hem of my robe and pulled me. My body is dragged out of bed helplessly.
“no! wake up! rice! Ba-ab!”
“okay! I’ll take care of you, so let it go! wait!”
With Aji running around busily behind him, he prepared himself. He wiped the broken alarm clock in a corner with his foot and wiped his face with a wet towel.
“ha. The alarm clock is broken, so how will you wake up tomorrow?”
There’s one reason why I didn’t break the alarm while I was in so much pain. Because without it, it can’t possibly happen.
It is an abyss where there is neither sunlight nor roosters. A place where time is meaningless because it is isolated from the world. There is no way to notice the passage of time here since the morning does not come to meet him. Luckily, a dog smashed the alarm clock he was taking care of.
“Isn’t there something like an alarm? .”
He gave up on Aji’s forehead and let out a sigh.
uhh Still, it’s something I did because I thought about it. To be honest, I felt refreshed when I broke the alarm clock.
The hand he was about to hit, changed direction and tickled his chin. Aji smiled and put a weight on my hand.
To be naive… . It’s a face with no worries. It’s possible because it’s an animal that doesn’t know anything.
This is the advantage of pets.
I reverse summoned the clothes packet I was wearing and took out a new packet. Reverse-summoned packets can be washed in the laundry room, or immersed in water and wiped clean to be reused. The former cleans like new clothes, but has the disadvantage of requiring special equipment, and the latter takes some time to dry, but can be done anywhere.
After changing into clean clothes, he removed his hand from Aji’s chin. Aji’s face followed my hand for a moment, as if it was glued on, and then stopped.
Aji opens her eyes in a round shape, and asks with her eyes as if why are you stopping. He raises his chin toward my hand in a tone to do more. It seems that they think of me as a ball-throwing machine or a rice-cooking machine.
ego. my seller Why am I acting as a dog groomer?
But what can I do? I am an individual who grows up. I have to give you rice.
“bruise?”
“let’s go. to eat.”
“bruise!”
If there is any nicest dog in the world, it’s the kid who goes out to eat. I went to the restaurant with my dog, who only became kinder three times a day.
I have to warm up the bean stew I made yesterday and eat it for breakfast, and have other food in the afternoon. Have you been cooking meat for a long time? Last time, I grilled meat to win favor, but in fact, meat is a more satisfying ingredient when eaten differently than grilled… .
what.
Why is the pot empty? There must have been some leftovers from yesterday.
I turned my head. Regrettably, Aji was just staring at me with eyes that knew nothing.
correct it Aji has never been the nicest person for a single moment. An ignorant idiot with ignorant strength is a disaster that should not be released into the world.
“hey! You secretly ate the stew you made yesterday!”
“Woof woof?! bruise!”
“Don’t take the shichimi! There is no one to eat without you!”
“bruise!”
“This morning is Apsuda!”
“Awww!”
There was a long wailing of a hungry dog.
“Today’s class is about how to deal with an unfamiliar beast!”
“bruise!”
Aji, who was lying on his back in the back of the training room, barked loudly as if rebelling against my words. As I stared at him with terrifying eyes, I snorted, picked up, and turned my head.
huh. You know that I will blink an eye.
“Originally, the beast has neither grace nor intelligence, so there is no need to do anything about it. It’s damage! Tell them to live on their own!”
“bruise! bruise! Whoops!”
The regressor, who had been watching the nervous battle between me and Aji, was obliged to ask.
“What’s up?”
‘Again, it’s going to be a no-brainer. I’m not even curious, but should I pretend to ask?’
The thought I heard was rude, but I can’t help but open up my mourning now. He said, pounding his chest.
“That mutt ate all the leftovers from the day before!”
“Wow! Ugh, bruise!”
Aji barked in rebellion. It is covered with human skin, but what comes out is the howl of an animal, and this must be the sound of a dog.
Ugh, really. Even if the way of thinking wasn’t just a dog, he would read every thought and point out the unavoidable evidence. In this case, it’s just that I can’t read that guy’s thoughts properly.
However, the returnee did not seem to realize the seriousness of the matter.
“What if the dog eats some food?”
“Some food? A little?”
I put my forehead on my forehead and sighed deeply.
“You don’t seem to know anything, trainee Shay. The reason humans and dogs can coexist is because leftovers can fill their meals. Also, the amount of food a dog requires is not that much. However!”
I pointed my finger at the caterpillar and shouted loudly.
“It not only eats what I eat, it eats twice as much! He even says he’s humiliated with me!”
“You can eat some. Take it easy with it.”
“Cut? peck?”
He’s Giyeon, he’s monopolized everything, so he has a lot of wealth and a lot of items, so he’s saying that! Those words come out to someone who earns a living like me?!
Even though there are more things to see for Aji! Ajido is a piece of the apocalypse! Then you, the returner, must take responsibility and manage it! Because you have the great power of regression, you have to take on a lot of responsibility!
was about to say But I couldn’t reveal the fact that I read thoughts, so all that came out of my mouth was a grudge.
“Then you eat it!”
“Oh sorry. That is impossible.”
‘I handed the food from the big seats… . I haven’t eaten at all. There are many kinds, but the amount of each one is small, so the amount of food for the child is not enough.’
The only thing that came to mind in the memory of the regressor is a great stone. It was a table full of food that broke the upper leg at every meal.
Numerous plates contain food that would disappear with a single chopstick. It is designed so that you can taste as much variety of food as possible in one meal, limited stomach. The ultimate in luxury that turns even hunger into a resource.
However, it is full of spicy and salty food in case it is not as good as anyone else’s. If you throw expensive spices like that, you won’t be able to eat it. It’s so precious that dogs can’t eat it, so it’s definitely not dog food.
I put my forehead on my forehead and sighed.
“anyway. I didn’t like the fact that I was humble with the dog. I’m out of here. I’m not going to pretend I know him. Then the class is over.”
[for a moment. It’s over?]
“yes. I called you all today because I wanted you to hear my injustice. Well, today is a day off. It is not an opportunity that comes every day, so enjoy this precious moment.”
The student’s favorite thing to do is take a break. What is surprising is that even the teachers who are the suppliers love the school holidays. Perhaps the suspension is the only absolute good that exists in this world.
I exercised my absolute good and headed straight for the door.