“This is an emergency. Please wake up soon.”
It came like a surprise.
It was so secret that it approached in the dark, so it didn’t even make a sound of footsteps. Without breathing, body temperature, or even life, I noticed that it had already reached my side.
“This is an emergency. Weather soon… . Tried 3 times, failed. Based on inductive logic, it is judged that repeating this more than this would be meaningless.”
Something came up to me while I was sleeping and chattered. A voice as faint as its small size. Is it a fairy that sneaks back and forth when sleeping?
But this fairy doesn’t seem to be able to fly. If you can’t get on a bed that is only knee-high, you can see him hopping over this way from below.
I ignored the faint signs and went back to sleep. Not even the Tooth Fairy but Santa Claus can’t disturb my sleep. If there is something to see, I hope that it will be resolved quickly while I am sleeping… .
“According to the emergency response manual, we will activate the forced wake-up protocol.”
I hear the sound of sucking in the wind.
“Why ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!”
“Kiaah!”
I jumped out of the blanket and got up at the roar that shook my ears. As I calmed my startled heart and looked down, I saw the twinkling crystal ball looking up at me.
“Golem?”
“I am Captain Ab, the military signal officer. There is an urgent situation and it is unavoidable… .』
“How dare you wake me up. Let me put an end to that old mourning today. It’s time to head back to the waste disposal site. Shay trainee! Here the golem escapes… !”
Then the golem cut my shin with all his might. An attack that took place far below eye level. Unable to read the golem’s thoughts, I could neither avoid nor resist.
Even the golem’s material is steel. The strength is several times that of my body. In addition, the clash between the shin and other objects is an honest battle in which victory and defeat are divided only by strength and hardness.
I opened my eyes in excruciating pain.
“Off, off.”
He opened his mouth wide, grabbed his shin, and sat down on the bed. tears are flowing He stared at the golem with eyes filled with anger, resentment, and pain. The golem also looked at me, fitting the twisted leg frames with his creaking arms.
“There is no time. I warn you. Please respond immediately.”
“Ouch, what is it? What the hell are you waking up to in the middle of the night?”
“It’s an intruder. Someone is trying to break in.”
“What? intruder?”
I pondered the Golem’s words for a moment.
So, someone is breaking into this Tantalus right now, right? And the golem detects this and tells me to stop it.
An intruder who broke into the dwelling. Under normal circumstances, you are likely to be nervous. But I didn’t feel the tension that was supposed to come.
Grabbing my sore leg, I lay back on the bed.
“Aren’t you mistaken for a shipwreck by any chance? Who seems to have tripped and fell?”
Invading Tantalus? It’s no different than swimming in the sky or grilling meat in the water. It is a combination in which the subject and the predicate do not match. Why would you break into a place where you can’t get out once you’ve entered, a place where you have nothing to steal?
“Well, it’s not like resistance again, is it? Again, if the resistance invades, the military is incompetent. really.”
Except, of course, if you’re carrying a bomb. With bombs, humans can swim in the sky, and meat can cook in the water.
Bombs solve most of the things you thought were impossible. So, when something clogs up, if you have a bomb nearby, try using it.
“You cannot know the other person’s intentions. ‘Cause he’s naked However, since the intention is unknown, it is even more urgent.”
“Naked? Hmm. Now that the night lights are on, it must be night outside. hey what Like some famous philosopher’s testament, it seems that he looked up at the stars in the sky and could not look at his feet and fell out. Let’s pray together.”
“… You can’t get into this place with just a falling object. He must have thrown himself into the abyss with the will to come here.”
“No, well. because that doesn’t make sense Who the hell is coming in here for business? Well, when you come in, you’ll be eating rice, so you came to pick me up.”
The golem stopped talking at my attitude that it was insignificant and began to look at me carefully. I also narrowed my eyes and poked at the golem.
A brief snowball fight. The winner was me.
“… You are good at negotiating these things. Does that mean you won’t move if you don’t give me the relevant information?”
“yes? What?”
“I allow it. By raising your alert level by one level, we will temporarily increase your access to information.”
“No, so what.”
What are you arbitrarily raising to the alert level? What do you mean? I was just tired of waking up.
“Tantalos is the abyss. A land completely separated from the ground. This place can never be reached by normal means.”
“The usual way?”
“It’s a fall. A normal fall would only make the child lost in the abyss, and the coordinates of this Tantalus could not be determined.”
“When did falling become a common and common mode of transport? Historically, the crash was an easy and quick one-way ticket to heaven, right?”
It’s a little different from what I’m used to. Also military. A crazy country that abuses even common sense.
Uh, wait.
“But I was thrown into the abyss, normally imprisoned… ? Ah, I see. Wasn’t ‘that’ unusual?”
“… If you understand, we will move on to the next.”
The golem, who hastily cut off my words, continued to report.
“Bonus Tantalus is a place that cannot be reached by anyone without the permission of the military. Therefore, even though it is a level 5 facility, there is no special security device at the entrance to the prison.”
“Well, it was the military’s fault. It’s a major facility, so it’s not that easy. Ttttttttttttttttt.”
“… Anyway.”
I just heard a crackling sound, I hope the golem circuit is not broken.
『While monitoring the inside and outside of Tantalus, the main building caught the fact that the magic that covered the abyss had been broken about 7 minutes ago. They immediately came to visit you, the only person currently available. The intruder is heading straight here, and is expected to arrive in about three minutes.”
“therefore. What can I do?”
“If possible, exclusion.”
“No, why do you keep trying to kill these people? If you don’t kill people for even a day, will you get a moth?”
They say that the undead and the person who falls this time will be killed if anything happens. He waved his hand in positive denial.
“Who does a good citizen like me who can’t catch a dog kill? Don’t say nonsense.”
“question. If so, how did you deal with the Resistance?”
“The blade was still, but they poked at their necks. Raising it to fight Shay trainee, and bragging about Rosario in front of Tirkanzaka trainee. It’s a high-class suicide once twisted, isn’t it? Well, if I had planned to live in the first place, I wouldn’t have fallen here with a bomb.”
Anyway, if someone comes, you have to meet them. This is because it is convenient to read in advance what the other party’s intentions were and to estimate whether it will be usable or not. If you can’t use it, you’ll have to kill it using a regressor and a vampire.
It’s going to go out anyway, but it’s a small benefit to listen to the golems in the meantime. I put on my clothes packet and got ready to go out.
“now. I’ll go right away. Wait for me.”
Then the golem hurriedly grabbed the hem of my pants.
“Please bring this aircraft with you. The main building is obliged to observe the abnormal situation of Tantalus.”
“I don’t like it because it’s heavy.”
“You are a laborer attached to Tantalus, and you are obliged to follow the instructions of the main office, the head of the district. If you do not want to be disadvantaged by non-compliance with the order, please follow the instructions of the main building.
“Did you think I would listen to you when you said it so hard? Alas, my heart hurts and I don’t even have the strength to lift the golem.”
When I slapped my face with theatrical tulle, the golem realized that the threats were no longer audible, and said.
“… What do you want? I warn you in advance, but it is a felony to ask for something materially from a soldier on public service.”
“I have no intention of getting anything from the golem. Hey, try a little bit of aegyo. cute If possible, I want them to make a childish, short-tongued sound like a child.”
“… … This time… … .』
“I don’t have time, so I’ll hurry up so I won’t be late. Come on, how do you get me? thirst? Fisherman?”
“… .』
I hear a rattle from the golem, and I’m worried that the frame might have been broken somewhere. I whistled leisurely.
Whoops, whoops, maybe three times? The golem heard a screeching sound.
“Uh, fisherman… cast… . please.”
“a. The ending is also a bit stiff. Golems may have a hard body, but their hearts should be soft.”
“Damn it,” I heard a shattering sound coming from the microphone. After an indescribable noise was heard, a trembling voice began to come out of the microphone.
“Fisherman, bar… do it… . brother… .』
“I never made you call me bro. Still, it’s more comfortable when you speak softly. How nice it is to be at peace with each other.”
Anyway, it’s my sister’s request that it won’t hurt even if I put it in my eyes, so I have to listen to it.
I lifted the golem and burned the horse. I asked him to be a fisherman, but it was my own little consideration because I was worried that my vision would be obscured if I did.
I walked down the hallway with the golem’s legs stretched over my shoulders.
“Ah, by the way, did you follow the instructions of the military? I didn’t pay a bribe, and if you penalize me with this, you are reflecting your personal feelings in the evaluation. Surely the military correspondent will not perjury with personal feelings?”
『—!!!』
“Is it broken? There seems to be some communication problem. Why can’t I hear people?”
whistling. I deliberately waved my upper body as I walked to give the golem a thrill. Then the golem ripped off my head with its hard fist. A grunting sound was heard from the root.
OK. I’ve caught a weakness. let’s not do this
Golem operator sounds like a waifu