Chapter 102 – This is like a kind of medal
“… How do you feel, Professor Aegis? Are you okay? Is there something wrong here? I think I hit my head when I fell. Is there something wrong with my brain? Even though I’m a friend who’s always missing a screw, I’m not a lackey. Your study skills are amazing. No, it really shouldn’t hurt that much, Undine… “Even though he didn’t get enough, he’s a good kid.”
“Don’t worry too much. I just fainted for a moment. “There is nothing major wrong with my body.”
“Fainting… ?”
“It seems like the body received a large shock or a momentary stress caused a large load… The latter is clearly the case today. I guess… Was this an experience too painful for Undine’s student to accept? But I didn’t do anything particularly strange….”
“Ha… “I’m not such a weak friend.”
Only after receiving confirmation that there was nothing wrong was I able to shake my head and sigh in relief.
Undine, still pouring foam like a sea dog, opened her bubbling mouth.
The incident occurred at that time.
“… “Cough!”
As Undine frowned, she began to cough somewhat unpleasantly and her bubbles began to turn red.
I couldn’t help but startle as blood splattered everywhere.
“Professor Aegis? … Is this okay? Yes?!”
“Wait a minute, let’s do a checkup using magic…… Hmm… Ah, ah, yes. All right. Oh my, my blood pressure must have risen sharply due to stress, putting a strain on my heart as well as my brain’s blood vessels. “It exploded a little.”
“It exploded a little… Is it okay to end with ‘Oh my’…? ?”
“If it were another race, their lives might have been in danger. But since we’re blood relatives, it’s okay if my heart breaks a little~♪”
It may sound a little malicious, but it is unlikely that Professor Aegis conducted a cursory examination.
The survival and resilience of blood relatives is at such a phenomenal level that it is difficult to simply call it ‘survival’ or ‘recovery.’ Moreover, as Professor Aegis said, they can handle blood freely, so even if a blood vessel bursts a little, it is not a big problem like other races.
Sure enough, even before the blood foam subsided, the undine jumped up and started bleeding like a waterfall from the nose, but on the outside it seemed like there was no problem.
“Jyuinniiiiim!!!!!!!”
You’re awake.
Undine wakes up screaming, pouring out dark, dead blood, and looks around with blank eyes.
“Where am I…” ? I’m a undead… Wealth… clearly… To see the teacher… Teleport… “
Did you just cast teleport first?
Undine’s eyes were on the ceiling, the floor, the white gown hanging on the wall, and Professor Aegis. And finally it touches my face. Undine’s blank face gradually faded, and her eyes turned into resentful eyes filled with sadness rather than joy.
Then, Undine suddenly began to shed tears like glass beads.
“……… Black!”
“Crying… ?”
“~#~!#!!@~#~@!#~!#!#~!#~#!~”
“It’s Undine…” ?”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa…” “
“Let’s stop crying and speak in human terms.”
“uuu… “
I was very embarrassed by her flapping her arms and not knowing what she was trying to express, but the important thing was that Undine was not in her right mind.
“How about giving me a hug first~♪”
“You mean like this?”
I spread my arms out in half-confidence, and then, boom, my silver hair popped up.
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Rather than the cute expression ‘kkook’, it would be more appropriate to say ‘kwaak’.
He hugs my neck and shoulders with both arms, and both legs press down on my waist.
Crunch, crunch, the undine shakes me without heeding the crushing of my fragile bones.
Holding on in this position… The core is decent.
“Awww, wowaaam, ungangmunrinminmeemamu.”
“Professor Aegis, can you possibly interpret it?”
“Even I don’t know this~♪”
Appeasing Undine was quite a difficult task.
I couldn’t even bite the candy, so
I tried to drink milk, but I couldn’t even drink milk.
In the end, I heard the legendary Baaang that even a crying child stops crying…
“Oh my, why are my breasts suddenly pounding?”
…… No, sorry.
Only after I managed to calm him down was Undine able to speak in human-like speech.
“Cecilia… Sniff! Cecilia… “
“Cecilia? Why Cecilia? “Did you two fight?”
Undine shakes her head.
“Cecilia…… “
Unable to continue speaking, she swallowed bitter tears and struck her chest with her fluffy fist as if she was beating me.
“… Cecilia is pregnant… Ugh… Master is bad… hehehehe…… I am… I’m…… “Sniff!”
“……… ….”
“I… Huh, I’ve been very gentle since long ago, much, much more… Huh… My heart… Sniff!”
“……… ….”
“It’s not the sea… Please accept it…. Only Cecilia… hehehehe… bad… really… Stupid idiot! Bad bad bad bad, trash! Flirt! Lovelace! Any woman can do it! Or maybe I just didn’t like it! Ugh… Almost, close to ten years… good… good… I did it… There are a lot of expressions… I did it… “
I had to accept what the situation was.
If you think about it calmly, there is no need to go through such a complicated process.
“Uh… Oh my… hehehe, hehehe… My… I am… Professor Neferna… I was looking at it wrong… I really didn’t know that if I set the table for you, you would be able to handle it on your own….”
Professor Aegis, who was making coffee for Undine, was pouring water into the dripper. The water level has already passed the filter, drenching not only the table but also the floor. How about coming to your senses a little?
“hehehe… Or, as Miss Undine said, did she just not like me? Oh, I wasn’t kidding last time about liking small breasts… Ah, then I…… That… I guess I was mistaken until now. “If I had known this would happen, hehehe, I wouldn’t have given up on the reduction surgery I was researching last time~♪”
It should have been clearly stated that damaging national treasures is a serious crime… ?
I became impatient, grabbed Undine and carefully summarized my words.
“Undine. I don’t know where the misunderstanding came from…. “Let’s make one thing clear.”
“Yes? Yes… ? “Huh!”
“First of all, I didn’t do that.”
“That… Something like that?”
Undine, who was slowly thinking about it, buried her red face as if she realized what it meant.
“Well, well, what is that! What are you telling me to say! Damn it! Transformation! Transformation! Fool!”
“You said it first…. And your posture now seems even more perverted.”
“Ugh~ I hate you… Are you going to throw it away like this again? Abandonment! A vicious abandoner! Even pigs raised for food are not thrown away like this!”
“There is no way Cecilia would lie, so she assumes that you must have misunderstood somewhere.”
Professor Aegis, too, I added, but belatedly he flinched, spilled the kettle, cleared his throat, and looked the other way.
“… Oh, of course I knew it was a misunderstanding~”
First, let’s wipe the coffee that got on the floor and then speak.
“The only thing I did that night was a kiss.”
I spoke only the pure truth.
I just suffered.
But.
With that said,
I am,
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“… “Ignis.”
“What is it? Suddenly.”
“It just occurred to me.”
“… Uh.”
“Am I popular?”
“……… ….”
I’m sorry for calling you out. But you were just playing around without doing anything in particular.
I sat down with Ignis at the cafe I visited last time with Mrs. Diss. I thought there was quite a variety of alcohol types from last time, but it is said that it is run like a cafe during the day and a pub at night.
I once again ordered Mrs. Diss’s signature recipe, which impressed me last time. Mix strong whiskey with coffee, whipped cream, lemon juice, and chili… I had a preconceived notion, but after drinking it again, I realized that there is no other drink like it.
Ignis, who was looking at me pitifully as I slurped down the whiskey, asked.
“It’s popular… Are you planning to use the print on your cheek as a medal?”
“In some ways, it might be a medal that is harder to obtain than a hickey. The prints of different women’s palms on both cheeks. Hmm. “If my mom saw it, she would be giggling and proud.”
“Sometimes the professor seems like he’s not interested in women, but it feels like he’s a piece of trash….”
Ignis sipped his dark beer and clapped his hands as if he had belatedly remembered it.
He immediately handed me two neatly folded pieces of paper.
“Oh, indeed. There are two letters addressed to the professor. “They were given to me by Undine and Professor Aegis, respectively.”
“To you? Why?”
“On the way. “I heard that Professor Aegis and Undine are giving you something because you said you were going to see a professor.”
“Are you two together now?” ?”
“Okay. “It doesn’t seem like they’re friendly with each other, but they were talking about something seriously.”
I touched my cheek, which had been numb for two days already, and opened the note Ignis handed me.
I hate you.
But I miss you.
I hate you.
I’m sorry, I hit you. But I just hate it.
I’m sorry.
Who told you to kiss however you want?
There were clear tear marks here and there on the first letter. That was the end of it. This is an undine. By the way, it’s a kiss. It is clear that Rin and Ran would be disgusted and shake their heads when they see this expression.
I turned to the next chapter. Fragrant herbal scent. This time it’s Professor Aegis.
Doesn’t it hurt? Sorry. I didn’t mean to hit him, but as soon as I heard the word “Kiss,” My hand went away without me realizing it. I’m so sorry. I’d like to meet you separately and apologize in person, but I’m sure you’re getting too emotional right now, so I’d like to say it separately later.
Ha….… Yes, that’s right. I didn’t mean to be jealous over something like that, but my emotions got the best of me at that moment.
I’m a little anxious so I’m just asking. So, what did I do that night?
I know there is another woman. Because she was already prepared. But that’s not it, I think I appealed in my own way…… So I threw it away……
No, anyway, I didn’t mean to send you a message to say something like this, but it ended up getting too long.
You’ve been taking a break from your fan club duties recently.
I deliberately left you out due to your physical condition after stopping the monster, but I am letting you know in advance because you will probably have to attend the next meeting. I’ll write the date on the back.
I folded the note and Ignis shrugged his shoulders beyond it.
He spoke lightly, as if there was nothing to see.
“If you take one wrong step toward the popularity you work so hard to boast about, you will be fired.”