Chapter 78 – It’s common knowledge that elves are vegetarian, right…?
Even I never thought that they could really catch a cold.
“Please lie down quietly this weekday~”
I imitated Professor Aegis’s unique tone and exaggeratedly repeated his words. This was my first time imitating it, and even though it felt bad to hear it myself, I think it was good because it got the point across.
“Nepe… Cough! Rena… professor… really… That’s amazing… They said they would move it, but really, lol! I never thought I would move… “
A pitiful voice, hoarse and haggard, flows forlornly.
It was Professor Aegis’s weak cough that broke out just one day after I recovered. When I put an ice pack on her red, feverish face, she shivered briefly from the cold.
“Choo, chue…”
“Isn’t that karma, Professor Aegis?”
“…… Black! That’s too much, Professor Neferna! I was just playing around! “It’s sad when you say that!”
She makes a crying sound.
This cute elf doesn’t stop even when he’s sick.
“Oppa! Then you can’t use it! “You shouldn’t make fun of sick people!”
Rin flaps her little wings and urges me. Even when I was sick, he came to visit me every day, and it was the same when Professor Aegis was sick. I’m so lucky to have such good kids around me. I have to make her my daughter.
“Cough! By the way… Professor Neferna, can you stay here like this? … I wonder if we should hurry up and explain to her parents… Cough! And what if you really come to the Academy? I heard from Miss Cecilia and Miss Undine that you are a very unique person… “
“Ah, explanation. I did. Try hard. “Like Undine.”
I said while massaging Rin and Ran’s cheeks. Ran was busy fiddling with her small toy, and Lin lowered her head as if she was embarrassed to be treated like a child. She soon calmly accepted my touch, probably because she was worried about my empty gaze.
“… But that seems to have made me even more angry. “They think I’m gaslighting Undine and making her lie.”
“Cough! How… How do I make that happen~ Phew.”
“Mrs. Disses has bad memories of ‘that genre.'”
“That genre?”
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“NTR. You suffered it yourself. “That’s why you’re more sensitive.”
“Professor Neferna, too! That’s amazing~ Everywhere I go, I get misunderstood, buy again, and again… “
Professor Aegis spoke as if he was joking, but his voice was lifeless.
I think it’s more serious than when I was just passing through body aches… ?
“Hmm… mudfish… “
I was shaking so much that I put down the ice bag that was melting on my forehead in the hopes of freezing it again. The magic that freezes water is enough without chanting.
Knock knock knock.
At that time, with a light knocking sound, someone opened the door and quietly entered. It was Freya and no one else.
“Ah! Sister Freya!”
“Hello~ Everyone is here. I heard about it. “I heard Professor Aegis transferred it to Eugene.”
“Yes! Is it possible to transmit a cold by contact with mucous membranes? “That’s what we need, and I think we’ve probably done that!”
This is why I silenced Professor Aegis at that time.
The moment my head started hurting, someone tapped my shoulder. When I looked up, it was Freya.
Is this another explanation? I was convincing myself that I was used to it now.
“It’s okay. Now, I’ve decided to pass off nine out of ten things I overhear as misunderstandings. What can I do when the world treats me poorly? …… Ah! I already heard about the lab underwear incident. “Don’t worry, I won’t misunderstand.”
Freya said that with her kind smile.
… Ah, it’s an angel.
She is an angel.
A truly beautiful angel with real wings.
Angel. The best….
“Of course you are the best.”
“Hmm~ It’s worth listening to at least some flattery. Don’t be like that, you’re really hungry right now, right? Eugene, Lin, and Ran, let’s eat. “I’ve been cooking it, but I’m not sure if it will suit my taste.”
“Wow!”
“… …. Food!”
“Professor Aegis, please listen even if you are having a hard time. “I tried making some porridge.”
“Ahahahaha~ Thank you, Kolok! Nida…. Wow, that sounds delicious~”
Professor Aegis smiled brightly as he accepted the vegetable porridge given to him by Freya. Unlike the bread porridge I ate last time, it had plenty of vegetables, and even from a distance, it seemed to have a healthy smell.
It seems like it was a menu designed to consider Professor Aegis, who is an elf… The problem is that Freya’s consideration is misdirected.
Freya was strangely obsessed with the misconception that elves were vegetarian. Where on earth did she learn that, she consistently showed blind faith as if she had been indoctrinated with knowledge.
One time, “Huh? “It’s common knowledge that elves are vegetarian, right?” Professor Aegis said in response to the strange sound, “Ah, I heard that there was a custom like that among the elves a long time ago, but it disappeared quickly.” There was a time when he explained it clearly.
ㅡ”Huh? So are you saying that elves do not insist on being vegetarian now?”
ㅡ“All the elves who insisted on a vegetarian diet died young~♪ They may look slim, but the elves basically consume more protein than the humans. It’s not something that can be relieved by picking up a few beans. I heard that the elves who have taken root in the present era are all elves who grew up secretly eating meat. It’s all natural selection~♪”
ㅡ“hehehehe, that’s a funny joke, Professor Aegis. There’s no way an elf, a friend of Mother Nature and the World Tree, would eat meat~”
ㅡ“…… Yes yes? World… number? What is that, Professor Freya? Is this the name of the tree? This is my first time hearing it…… ”
… It seemed like she didn’t believe it back then, but looking at the vegetable porridge being handed to her now, it seemed like Freya’s misunderstanding had not yet been resolved. The three of us will have to go out to cut a thick steak soon. How would you react if you saw Professor Aegis happily swallowing meat dripping with blood?
No, in the first place, it was that big, huge, majestic Baaa! Freya’s intelligence, which believes that the existence of can take off without meat, is once again doubtful. Even if you are an elf, a race of beauty, you can’t create fat on your own by chewing on scraps of grass!
Long live the province! Long live protein!
But I didn’t have the heart to correct it right now.
It was because of Freya’s sunny atmosphere, not anyone else’s.
I asked while chewing the freshly baked rye bread.
“I guess you’re in a good mood today.”
“Huh? …… No? “Am I the same?”
“Is that so? “It looks strangely different.”
I felt that her complexion was somehow bright, so I slowly looked at Freya. Perhaps because she was embarrassed by her penetrating gaze, she played with her platinum hair and avoided her eyes, but it wasn’t for me that I couldn’t sense the subtle difference in her appearance.
“… “Have you put on makeup just now?”
Then Freya widened her eyes.
“Huh? ……… Do you understand? hehehe, it’s obvious like that… ? “I tried lightly what I learned from the kids.”
“Ha, didn’t I tell you not to wear makeup?”
“……….”
“I was barely able to control myself with a briskingamen around my neck, but then I put on makeup? “Accidents really happen.”
“What is an accident…?” … Why do accidents happen….”
I cut off Freyja’s words and scolded her as she pouted her lips, wondering what she didn’t like so much.
“What can I do? “Do you think putting honey on that face won’t attract bees?”
Then Freyja stammered and covered her mouth, and he let out his breath as if he could not believe it, muttering as if he was squeezing it out.
“……… Again.”
“What?”
“Again, just now. “All over again.”
I wondered if he had finally become senile and lost his hearing.
“What kind of nonsense is this again? Brisingamen is already too beautiful to handle, so take off your makeup before something weird happens. You do this because you know best how terrifying the power of fascination is. “It’s not a joke, it’s murderous.”
And I’m scared that the number of fanatics is increasing.
… By the way, I missed this regular meeting with the excuse of being sick. What should I do? The facial expression of Professor Aegis, who recently attended a meeting, was so meaningful that it bothered me.
“……… Ah Okay… I’ll erase it right away… lol… “
“Everyone~♪ It’s good to tease each other, but… In front of the patient, copulation is prohibited… Cough! Cough! Ji… It’s amazing
“Professor Aegis, if you still have the energy to play pranks, can’t you at least use that magic to fix it?”
“Cough! Cold? I don’t know if it relieves symptoms, but… Conquering a virus is difficult even with magic… In the first place, the virus…… “
Professor Aegis suddenly began giving a lecture in the medical department in a tired tone. I don’t know what he’s talking about, but it doesn’t seem to change the fact that he’s waiting for his body to take care of itself.
“Huh?! Brother! “It’s Undine’s older sister!”
“It’s Undine…” ?!”
Professor Aegis’ lecture was interrupted by the voice of Lin, who was eating by the window, and I, who had been dozing off, suddenly came to my senses.
Thump thump thump!
The sound of someone running loudly is heard in the hallway, and the door bursts open.
Boom, boom, as if some wind had picked it up last night, my silver hair, tied up in a bun, bounced.
Sure enough, there was Undine running at full speed, and she was out of breath.
“Teacher, teacher, teacher! Hurry and hide! Now my mom…. “Eup!”
Say.
The problem is, behind those undines, without even breaking a sweat…….
“Oh my, my son-in-law~ Were you here~?”
“D, Mrs. Dees…” ?!”
I was so shocked that I held my breath and couldn’t say anything.
Ttogak.
“………… “
I closed my mouth at the sound of shoes stomping.
Ttogak.
Meanwhile, Mrs. Decis began to skillfully look around her room with a meaningful look.
Pale skin without any blemishes. The red-stained lips gently part,
“Son-in-law.”
He called me, so I corrected my posture at the right angle and answered immediately.
“Yes.”
“I thought it was hard to see Tong’s face these days… no way… I never thought he was into women’s play… “
“hahahahaha, Mrs. Dees. I think there is a misunderstanding between us. I think there was something that couldn’t be conveyed over the phone, so please talk to me calmly… “
“Yes, we should. Conversation. If our Son-in-law Wants it.”
Mrs. Diss smiled brightly.
Ah, that is the smile of a devil who has found his prey.