Regression Is Too Much chapter 4

4 – Regressors too weak (4)

“… f*ck.”

I was wondering if I could survive a little longer this time.

The moment I was able to get some important information about the ponytail woman, I ended up regressing.

Being in too much of a hurry is a failure. She was a woman who seemed sensitive at first glance. I think it was right for her to slowly get to know her.

“Hello! You lowly human beings who are wasting their lives in exasperation! Nice to meet you!”

But it’s okay. Because there are many opportunities

All I have to do is escape from this place until I go crazy in the repeated regression.

Last episode, I literally did nothing except swing my sword.

It means that it is not difficult to recreate the same situation as long as you make up your mind and put up with hunger.

“The system will give you detailed explanations… Start tutorial!”

Drop your weapon and poop! A fairy that disappears with a sound.

Picking up any sword, I was able to hold it much more comfortably than before.

I feel like my body posture is moderately well-balanced.

After all, people have to learn.

Huung!

When I wielded the sword as a test, the trace of the sword was drawn that was not neat, but not sloppy.

I am satisfied. My efforts were not in vain.

“Hey… ?”

A man gently taps me on the shoulder.

“It looks like you’ve been handling swords, can you tell us a little bit about them?”

It seems that my posture looks stable even to others. Satisfaction wells up in the depths of your heart.

But contrary to my thoughts, I shook my head slowly with a firm expression.

“Sorry. I am not good enough to teach anyone.”

Strictly speaking, I did tell the truth. I’ve only been swinging the sword for about 10 hours at most.

But to those people, it will be different.

“Child. Don’t do that. We all fell into the tower together, but we have to help each other and live.”

Maybe it’s because the rules of the tutorial haven’t been announced yet, but a man looking for humanity.

“Hmm… “

I pretended to be worried, then nodded slightly.

“Good. If it’s really basic, I can help.”

“Ohh… “

“However, there are conditions.”

“… Conditions?”

Chuck.

I pointed at the thin jacket the man was wearing with the tip of my finger.

“Outerwear. Please yield to me.”

“… Outerwear? It’s warm here, so I thought about taking it off… “

A man who was puzzled but took off his jacket and handed it to me.

“Please pass it on to other people as well.”

I received clothes from a total of 5 people.

This should be enough.

“Come on. This is the basic posture. As for the hand holding the sword, the comfortable hand should come forward… “

As promised, I taught them wholeheartedly, but the men tilted their heads as if they didn’t understand.

In a way, it is natural.

I was in a position where I knew nothing about swords.

A man approaching me scratching his head.

“Um… Can you explain more… “

“Status differenceaaa!”

“Huh?”

Just in time, the status window man made a loud noise and pulled aggro, and in the gap, I wrapped my jacket around my legs, arms, and neck.

I’m so glad I went to bed without changing clothes. The long sleeves and long pants covered a considerable area of skin.

“… Uh.”

After putting the clothes on the ends of my body and around my neck, I became somewhat grotesque. On the other side, I see firefighter Cheoljin Park looking at me and clicking his tongue.

Maybe these days there are so many fools? You must be thinking something like that.

Of course, I can’t even hold a weapon in this state. Running is also difficult. The jacket is tucked inside the shoes, so my feet are a little uncomfortable.

But it’s okay. ‘Cause I’m a regressor

Carefully, I made my way through the grass and walked out toward the clearing.

“Oh… “

There was no sign of returning to see if the wrapping in clothes worked.

But if there’s a problem… It’s really damn hot

The resistance provided by the grass was no joke, so just walking was quite tiring, and since the extremities of the body were wrapped around each other, there was no hole for body heat to escape.

Plus, basically, the temperature is high here.

In short, it is a perfect environment for the body temperature to rise.

I could feel the sweat dripping down my forehead, but I couldn’t stop it.

I guess I walked for about 30 minutes like that.

“Kreukreuk… Kiek… “

A small cry heard somewhere in the tall grass.

It’s like a child who smokes three packs of cigarettes a day is scratching his throat…

“It’s a goblin.”

At first glance, it was the cry of a goblin.

A message window pops up right in front of your eyes.

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-Clear Condition 1: If you swallow the ‘Golden Orb’ hidden somewhere in the forest, you can move on to the next stage. However, there are only 50 golden orbs.

-Clear condition 2: Defeat the boss, goblin shaman, and a portal will be created to move on to the next stage.

As you can see from condition 2, the boss is a goblin shaman.

The fact that there are goblin shamans means that normal goblins also exist.

Is this your first real battle? The opponent is a goblin.

The time has come to prove that my sweat was not in vain.

I drew my sword naturally…

Pull out…

“Ah.”

I came without a sword.

To be precise, I threw my clothes on the ground and came back.

All I have is Doraemon’s fist wrapped in clothes.

“… “

I don’t think it would be wise to fight now.

I carefully tried to bypass the cries and move forward, but…

“Kiyaaagh!”

“Whoaaagh!”

Something came out of the grass! f*ck!

Something with sharp teeth.

“Go away! f*ck!”

I instinctively swung my fist and hit something protruding.

I didn’t have a good taste because of the clothes, but I succeeded in pushing it out.

“Kieek! Queueek!”

The grass is green, and the body is green, so it was too late to notice.

It’s a goblin.

Seeing goblins for the first time in real life was much more disgusting and creepy than I thought.

Your skin is all wrinkled, your teeth are covered with blood and unknown flesh, your eyes are full of malice…

“Die!”

I hit the chest of the fallen goblin with my foot.

Kwajijik!

“Keee!”

There was a sound like a millet breaking, and the goblin’s ribs were shattered.

A goblin that wriggled once or twice and then stopped moving.

“… Are you dead?”

Even when I carefully touched it with the tip of my foot, there was not even a slight movement.

That moment.

Passsss.

A cluster of lights gathered in the air and began to gather above the goblin’s head.

“… “

After forming a small regular hexagon, flash! A halo of light that disappeared.

A really small wooden box remained where the light stayed.

I picked up the box with both hands wrapped in clothes. Oh, this is really inconvenient.

“Bee. Beee.”

I somehow opened the box with my tongue, and what appeared was…

“… Lip balm?”

It was a cheap lip balm.

Maybe it’s because the goblins are too weak? Or is this the reward for catching monsters in the first place?

I was looking at the lip balm with cold eyes…

“Kieeaek!”

A goblin emerges from the grass again. Did he hear the sound of killing a goblin earlier?

“Slow!”

I managed to avoid his teeth rather skillfully this time, but…

“Kieek!”

“Kihehehehe!”

Surprisingly, there was one more guy behind us this time. These guys had me surrounded.

I tried to avoid the second attack by twisting my body as much as I could, but…

Chew!

I couldn’t stop the cut on my side with my nails.

“Ah.”

[Damaged.]

[Return to the moment you first entered the 0th floor.]

***

I took up my sword and tried again.

It was better when we fought with our fists.

It was too difficult to control the sword with Doraemon’s fist.

[Damaged.]

[Return to the moment you first entered the 0th floor.]

***

This time, I decided to gather my colleagues and go out.

I explained that I was wrapped in clothes because I was allergic to grass, but I think they barely believed me.

Of course, the result was the same.

It was impossible to let go of 6 goblins attacking at the same time without getting hurt.

[Damaged.]

[Return to the moment you first entered the 0th floor.]

***

“f*ck! Shivaaar!”

Goblins are weak.

It is weaker than a 5-year-old child.

Their bones are fragile, they have no weapons, and all they have are teeth and claws. But even that isn’t terribly sharp.

Literally, the guy who fits the monster in the tutorial. A guy that any adult could step on if he had the will to fight.

But to me, it felt like a wall like a mountain.

Goblins are tenacious.

It struggles even right before it dies, and attacks people with its own plans.

There are many goblins.

They attack from all sides, and it is impossible to win without getting hit.

Goblins are small.

Due to the tall bushes, it is difficult to notice its existence until right before the attack.

But these are all excuses.

There is one decisive reason.

I’m not strong enough to win without getting hurt.

To be honest, if it weren’t for the regression, I could easily have passed this bush.

It’s okay to laugh and say, ‘I’m fine with a wound like this?’

All problems are excessive regression.

Because of the regression, even this vacant lot, the tutorial of the tutorial, cannot escape.

“… “

I have two options here.

First. Constantly ramming into goblin brush.

If you challenge, challenge, and keep challenging, you will be able to succeed someday.

But there is a crucial problem here.

Against goblins, it is difficult to use a sword.

As well as the fact that you have to wrap your clothes around, the tall bushes hinder your movement.

It was the worst environment to get used to with a sword.

Then, the second.

Huung! Whoo!

My eyes are on a ponytail woman who is steadily wielding a sword.

Somehow, get close to that girl.