Mission No.2 Tower of Seal (09)
“aaa!”
Balt quietly opened his mouth as he smiled broadly at Shu Pea, who was being dragged along by Mariela with a strange scream, and waved her hand.
“… Mariella, did you have such a rough personality?”
“Well, after being kicked by hyung-nim, it’s safe to say that he became very rough.”
“… Hey, I’m talking about when he was 10 years old. Do you want to date a boy twelve years older than you?”
“Your brother is too. Are you dating a priest? Are you talking about that? Are you kidding me?”
Ewald hastily apologized.
“… Sorry.”
“Ahh! aaagh!”
Shupea’s screams broke out.
“Oops! Catch it, catch it Isn’t our sister Mariela mad?”
“Oh, Mom! Mother!”
“Here it is, Sister Spea.”
Furbuck!
“Queueek!”
“Screams with dignity. Isn’t that right, Sister Shupea?”
Blah blah
“Kyaaak! aaa!”
“I guess we’ll just keep going until we get a dignified scream.”
“Oh, Mom! Wait for a sec! Wait a minute!”
Bubbuck, Bubbuck!
“Bar, Valkier-sama! Help!”
“Oh my, I’m sure you’ll do that.”
Bubbubuck!
“Quack! Bo, how did you break through the shield!”
“It’s guts, Sister Shupea!”
“Oh, Mom! Save me! Help me!”
“I’m beating you, but who are you asking to save, Sister Shupea?”
“aaa!”
A mother and daughter appeared after about 10 minutes.
However, Ebalt, who threw a sincere admiration for Shu Pea, who did not show her tears in the end, looked at Mariella.
“Congratulations, brother. Sister Shupea is willing to go on a pilgrimage.”
It’s the devil it’s the devil But Ewald, no less than Mariella, clapped his hands and was delighted.
“Ah, you are willing to go. I’m glad?”
Kick kick kick kick kick.
Mariella handed something to Ewald, who was quietly watching the trembling Shupea. Ewald stopped breathing the moment he took the object that had passed from her hand into her hand.
“… I’m not like this.”
“Oh, do you want to die?”
Oh, I’m getting numb. Ewald shut his mouth.
“You know very well that this is not what I was told to do, brother. She is still my daughter.”
Scary. Ewald laughed awkwardly, realizing that it was no longer a joke.
“Still, this…”
Looking at the ring in his hand, Ewald smiled awkwardly.
“It’s a dog leash.”
“Just think of it as a line. Snood.”
Ring in hand. The thin chain that started from that ring stretched down to Shupea’s neck. And the one at the end of the chain on the other side…
It was a dog collar.
“… Did you get stuck?”
“Where is the one without thorns?”
“… I don’t think it’s for humans?”
“If a person wears it, it will be for a person.”
“… Are you okay? Going out like this is a crime, a crime.”
“Actually, the string is just for decoration, if you don’t listen.”
Mariella quietly put her mouth in Ewald’s ear and whispered something. At the same time, Ebalt’s face contorted, but she slowly withdrew to her face, asking what Mariella knew.
“Is that supposed to start?”
“If you use it often, it will hurt a lot, so if you really don’t listen, try using it.”
“… You’re a real b*tch too.”
“No. Would you like to do it alone? And I am confident in disciplining my children.”
Even though she is confident in discipline, her daughter is too much of a bully. But well, it’s none of Ewald’s concern.
Placing his ring around his wrist, Balt removed the chain from his ring. I also removed the thing hanging from Shupea’s neck. Even so, the visuals were not zero.
“By the way, brother, just in case, I’m telling you, you shouldn’t go to places that are too dangerous. While looking at the ejaculation. You know?”
“Effort… I’ll try.”
“You know?”
“That is…”
“Ah, yes, right?”
“Oh, yes, what.”
It’s embarrassing to talk any more.
Ebalt poked out his mouth and gestured to Shu Pea, who grunted.
“Let’s go, lady. I have a lot of work to do.”
“Nimi.”
“Oh, you should speak softly, Sister Shupea?”
“… I look forward to.”
Shupea, who had only one scary thing in the world, quietly said that and walked next to Ewald. No matter how much of a mom she is, she’s honestly just too scary.
Having no idea how she managed to break through the god’s shield, Shupea let out a sigh as her sky seemed to fall and stood between Ewald and Usbel.
“Then, brother, let’s sign a memorandum of understanding and make sure you join us.”
“… A slave document?”
“Because I have to do paperwork. Or brother, I’ll bring it to you, just sign it.”
Even so, he was a bully today, but satisfied with the fact that he had found a priest who was quite capable, Balt shook his head.
Golden shield. The highest level of divine power that cannot be compared to the protective shield of those days when Peddiem and all kinds of bizarre dungeons were searched for. This high school priest spread a protective shield to the extent that the expression of high level was embarrassing.
Judging that the reason such a friend was still rotting in the temple was because of the bully, Ewald stopped worrying any more. If you look at just one shield, it’s on par with or equivalent to Pedim, who was screaming to kill Usbel.
And Peddiem drove Ewald away with a sonorous voice.
“I will send you the paperwork. Be careful, gosh. Go away quickly don’t come back.”
That’s how Ewald obtained the bully priest, a dog collar, and a leash.
* * *
“Oh, I’m going to die because I’m using magic I didn’t use.”
Perhaps the fatigue of the eventful night had accumulated, Balt slowly stretched his body.
“Are you leaving today?”
Familiar voice. It was Marcus.
“I’m here? Are you here to see off?”
“… I’m here to watch.”
“Is there anything to be gained by watching me?”
“Why do you look so tired when you say you are leaving today? If you’re tired, just don’t go and rest.”
“Oh, I had something like that yesterday.
“Is that so?”
“I was going to tear the temple apart, but I just came.”
“… If you split the temple, you can use it.”
“Okay, I’ll be away for a week, so find your next destination.”
“Did you find the priest?”
“Oh, I got it. Was it Mariella’s daughter?”
“Marie who?”
“Why was that old man’s high priest? That old man who yelled at us for crawling down to which dungeon. That daughter-in-law is Mariella. The kid who bullsh*t asked me to marry him. I do not remember?”
“… That kid?”
“What, I can’t call you kid anymore? I have a daughter who only talks.”
“I will just speak. He must have been over forty by now. Is her daughter also a priest?”
Recalling the shocking prayer from the previous night, Ewald smiled bitterly.
“… To be honest, I can’t tell if it’s Sazen or my adoptive father.”
“Bully?”
“See you later.”
Marcus, unaware of the situation, nodded his head as if he did.
It was then.
“aaa!”
A terrifying singing voice flowed from Ewald’s back. The melody spread as if iron were scraping against each other. Suddenly, screams erupted from everywhere. Marcus and Ewald covered their ears with the will to live.
But, among them, the outstanding screams – and screams at the same time – came out.
“Hey, this poetry! Some crazy X chose to make it!”
The song was Adele, and the cry was Shupea.
Adele’s singing cut off suddenly, as if Shupea’s vicious remarks had acted as a direct hit. It was momentary, but Adele’s voice came to Ewald’s ears as he remembered that he should at least say thank you to Supea.
“Mandragora? What kind of hairless person are you?”
At that voice, Shupea spurred the door and appeared.
“Oh, crazy? Were you a person? Isn’t it a new breed of Mandragora?”
Adele also burst through the door and appeared.
“Oh my, shut up. Where are you talking nonsense?”
It’s a very friendly ‘shut up’. Ewald, who was contemplating how to say the word ‘shut up’ in such a friendly and unobtrusive way, was able to hear Spea’s answer.
“Can you say something stupid?”
The two faced each other and started growling.
“Wow, are you a real person? I thought I was going to make a new breed by grafting again, right?”
Adele, being treated as a new crop, had a really faint sneer on his face.
“Oh my, must be the new man?”
The face of priest Shupea, who was treated as a male, turned red.
“Man? Hey, are you crazy? Do I look like a man?”
“Put your hand on your chest and think about it. Is it the chest or the back? What did you do to your chest while you were so tall? Oh, look elsewhere. I can move.”
“Are you just saying that this crazy mandrake is a pierced mouth? Just plant it in the ground and live quietly! Don’t show your face to the human world!”
“Oh, look elsewhere. Move. You are a plague-like man.”
A wrinkle appeared on Ewald’s forehead.
“… I think I’m going to die.”
“… Cheer up, friend.”
“Do you think it will fly?”
“Don’t desert.”
Ewald let out a sigh.
However, the two showed no signs of backing down at all.
“If you want to kill someone, stab them cleanly with a knife! Why kill a man by shriveling his limbs?”
“It’s really beyond common sense to oppress an artist, isn’t that man?”
Besides, Shupea was up and running.
“Dance the f*cking mask dance, you crazy Mandragora b*tch. Will you come to your senses if I give you water? Can you give me some fertilizer?”
Adele, of course, persevered.
“Put the fertilizer on your chest.”
“This will really rip your jaw out!”
“… Alas, Father.”
Ewald covered his head and bowed his head. I can’t get involved in this fight.
“Was it a good thing to try to kill people this morning?”
“Then next time, I will speak in advance and sing. ‘Adele, I will sing!’ I said. Will that work?”
“Do you carry poo instead of your brain?”
“Are you talking about yourself? Why do you put sh*t in your head?”
“Could you split yours and check it out?”
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“Did you split it?”
“It sucks. Do you have any?”
“It must have more contents than your chest, right?”
“Do you want to keep biting your chest?”
“Do you have any water?”
Shupea’s face contorted mercilessly.
“Even a hill needs something to climb. But what…”
For the first time in her life, Adele’s ridicule crossed her face.
“Are there eggs?”
“It’s bigger than an egg!”
Adele smiled and opened her mouth.
“We are talking about eggs, not quail eggs.”
A bomb exploded in Shupea’s head.
“I think the lady named Adele is stronger?”
“… Let anyone win.”
Ewald wanted to cut off his interest.
“My God, what if the priest is dishonest? Religion is collapsing, society is collapsing, and continents are collapsing.”
“Ayu, but it’s better than a bard not being able to sing. Yes, yes.”
Adele’s face darkened.
Ewald and Marcus watched this terrifying fight. However, Usbel behind him tipped the bag he was holding towards Elif.
“Do you want some popcorn?”
“If I get caught eating this, won’t I get scolded?”
“What do you know?”
“… Just give me one fist.”
“Eat a lot. It’s fried a lot.”
“Oh my, is this okay? What butter did you use?”
“Isn’t that butter?”
“Wow! What did you fry it with?”
Adele’s cold gaze returned to Supea, who made a statement that should not have been brought out regardless of whether there were spectators or not.
“Now… What did you say?”
“What are you pretending not to hear? You said that being unable to sing is a bard? If you’re a bard, don’t you have to sing quite a bit? Whether tone-deaf or head-to-head, ride only one line. What are you so greedy for?”
Bard was raped by a human who thought he was a bard. A shadow darkened across Adele’s face.
“If you keep coming out like that, you can end up singing all the time.”
Perpetrators are proud Shupea, who lost her sense of humor, yelled out loud.
“Hey, crazy! Did you go to Assassination Department? A bard is a trickster, isn’t he an assassin?”
“Where do you carelessly say harsh words. I’m scared. I’m scared↗”
At the end, it turned into a song. Even with proper vocalization. At the same time, Shupea was spitting swear words with his ears plugged.
“Aagh! This poem X! That b*tch catches people!”
On such a lively morning, Ewald had to put on a grin that had gone bad.
hahahaha!”
“Are you okay, Ewald?”
“What?hahahaha!”
“… Are you okay?”
“Okay. Bo.I.Nya?”
Marcus firmly shook his head.
However, Ebalt, who quickly came to his senses, glanced at Marcus’ face and opened his mouth.
“… I will be back.”
“Please.”
Marcus opened his mouth firmly.
“Take those friends out, please.”