Retired Hero Wants To Sleep chapter 63

Retired Hero Wants To Sleep 63

Mission No.3 Little Devils (23)

“It was truly a flawless bow skill, Marquis.”

“Yes? Yes? Isn’t it great to see you?”

Shaking his head at least 60% larger than a normal person’s, the young man called the Marquis let out a contemptuous laugh. The chin, which had risen upside down, swayed in sync with the laughter.

It was such an irritating laugh that even the man who shuddered at his great archery skills was momentarily contemplating whether to strike the marquis.

However, Marquis Uwe Schröter, who had no way of knowing the other person’s true intentions, let out a ‘cack-cack’ laugh. Ube, who had a very thin voice, probably gained weight on his vocal chords as well, pounding his chest and moving his lips.

“I’ll do some!”

“It is a wise statement.”

At that moment, everyone in the building that looked like a restaurant started to laugh out loud. Of course, there was only one Marquis who laughed willingly.

“Well, I hunted 20 foxes today! Is there anyone here who has hunted more foxes than me?”

Even if there is, if you raise his hand, it will be stamped. I had no choice but to match the rhythm with a shout of ‘wow’.

Ube’s croaking laughter spread throughout the restaurant.

“You are amazing too!”

Concentrating on managing their facial expressions, people cheered and clapped like thunder.

Ube, who was not a fanatic or a group, but restrained the movement of people with a hand gesture close to that of a cult leader, caught his breath. All we did was talk and laugh, but is your breathing so fast that you catch your breath like that? Ube, brave that he did not die of breathing difficulties while hunting foxes, raised his drinking glass towards the people.

“Everyone had a hard time taking care of this body! From now on, let’s eat, drink, and have fun!”

“Oohhh!”

Of course, the people who were exhausted physically and mentally, but the people who cheered like people who were crazy about playing, clashed their glasses.

“Ughyakyakyakyakyakya!”

People can laugh like that

People emptied their glasses and ate their food as a snack for a different surprise.

Past eight o’clock in the afternoon. The chattering voices of the people echoed through Gaifu Village.

Although it was a village, the simple Kaihu, consisting of one inn, one restaurant, and one stable, was filled with richness for the first time in a while.

One wall of the inn was filled with so many foxes that it was immediately recognizable that it was famous for fox hunting.

There were many foxes that had not yet been skinned. Picking up several such foxes, one in each hand, Ube let out an ugly laugh and lifted them over his head.

Tremendous applause and cheers filled the space.

“Long live the Marquis!”

“Hurray!”

“Hurrah, Hurray!”

“Command! Everyone get drunk with crooked noses today!”

Loud, pretentious laughter rang out in all directions.

But Ube, completely oblivious to that, let out an innocent laugh in return.

“Someone with a crooked nose will be put in prison!”

The people who responded with hard laughter to the gag that wasn’t even funny ended up drinking. Even if you drink alcohol, you can forget the shame.

Of course, people who no longer felt that sense of shame began to flock to Ube.

And the Abu battle began.

“Yeah, really, I can’t help but admire how the Marquis is good at shooting an arrow. Look at this. Doesn’t this fox really seem to have died from the arrow shot by the Marquis?”

“Puhahahahaha!”

“What are you talking about! He died of surprise when the Marquis drew his bowstring. I, Irvin Puderer, saw it clearly! Like this, when I pulled the protest like this, I thought it was Keng and died?”

“Uhahahahaha!”

“These people are blind! This ‘Othmar Kraus’ has definitely seen it, so I dare to tell you. Looking at it earlier, this fox suddenly died when the Marquis glared at him. He was a fox not even worthy of a bowstring.”

hahahaha!”

Flattery broke out non-stop to the extent that it was hard to tell who was more treacherous.

But Ube giggled and then muttered something empty.

“He didn’t kill him like that?”

The atmosphere became cheap.

Those who had been flattering all the while pulled the words ‘You shouldn’t say that’ up to their throats, swallowed them down with superhuman mental strength, and let out soulless laughter.

And Ube let out a laugh like a seven-poon.

“This guy gasped and died when I breathed.hahahaha!”

“Carrr..”

This should make me laugh It seems that this life-size marquis was talking to be funny, so I had to risk my life to laugh. If you don’t laugh, you’ll be in trouble.

People started laughing, not even thinking about whether they should laugh.

Really trying

But, as is the case everywhere, the most flattering man jumped up with his glass and let out a mighty roar.

“For the Marquis who hunted foxes just by breathing!”

“For!”

Abu is timing.

“For! For!”

“For! For!”

“As expected, you are the only one!”

Ube hugged the shoulder of the man who had shouted a toast, and let out a desperate laugh in an attempt to look bold.

“What if you now know that I am the only one, Marquis!”

“Kyakyakyakyakya! I’m sorry!”

“Please don’t forget! That Dirk Michelbach!”

“Don’t forget. Don’t forgethahahaha!”

The man who said he hadn’t even been touched by an arrow, the man who talked about bowstrings, and the man who flattered that he had caught a fox just by glaring at him took a glass to his mouth with a face that chewed sh*t.

The Marquis, who had been drinking recklessly, looked around with a drunken face.

Ube, who had a stern face but her eyes were so lewd, looked for the woman with his eyes quite unfocused.

“Three beers out! Does anyone need more?”

And a waitress was spotted in his detection range.

A freckled young lady who is neither pretty nor unique is carrying food between people. Ube, who was looking at the young lady with unlucky eyes, began to laugh.

“Your Excellency, please have another drink…”

“Oh, I need to pee.”

The Marquis of Eonggeojuchum stood up.

The people around Ube who were rubbing their hands and feet together clearly knew who Ube was staring at.

That freckled girl

“If the Marquis urinates, isn’t it going to create a river?”

Tired of laughing, but the people who gave the flatterers the most appropriate flattery for the situation, who gave them boisterous laughs, took their eyes off Ube.

However, Ube pulled up his hips and smiled with a red-hot face that he wanted to kill.

“Should we make a waterfall first?”

“What is the waterfall all about with the power of the Marquis? You have to cover it well so that people don’t fall in.”

“Puhahahahaha!”

“Then let me go.”

Struggling to his feet, Ube searched for his prey with half-closed eyes.

An ordinary girl with beer glasses in both her hands and busily walking around among people.

Ube, who caught the girl, put on a proud smile that I couldn’t even guess where it was coming from.

“Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I will pass.”

The girl who was passing by, shoving the restless people with her whole body, bumped into her lump of flesh.

Shouting her voice slightly, she lifted her frown, but quickly lowered her head when she saw the piglet in front of her.

“Hu, Marquis Saree.”

“Hmm?”

“Sorry. I can’t see very well.”

“It’s okay, it’s okay. I am more generous than I look.”

“Sorry. Sorry.”

“It’s okay.”

The greasy Ube’s right hand grabbed her girl’s wrist.

“Me, Nari.”

“If you’re so sorry, you should be forgiven, don’t you think?”

Ube’s eyes glowed with lust. Seeing that disgusting face, the girl wanted to slap her face right away, but faced the reality that her entire family would be annihilated if she did.

The girl looked at her marquise with the utmost courtesy and amiable face.

“A generous person like the Marquis would forgive such a lowly b*tch.”

“Yes, yes! I’m such a generous guy!hahahaha!”

But Ube did not let go of the girl’s wrist. Twisting her wrist little by little, the girl who tried to step back from her met Ube’s glistening eyes that were already insane.

“But even if you forgive, you have to pay for your sins.”

“Me, Nari.”

Ube patronizingly snatched each of her beer glasses from her girl’s hand and set them down one by one on her men around her.

“You eat! Eat this, eat this, eat this too!”

People burst into laughter.

Ube, who randomly threw everything she had in her girl’s hand around her, dragged her girl’s arm with the momentum.

“Lily! Lily! Please forgive me! Please forgive me!”

“That year. I have already forgiven you.”

“Nari, please!”

“I’m just trying to give you a favor, but you talk a lot.”

Ube kicked the side of the girl he was carrying.

A gasping sound came from near the ribs of the girl who fell over.

“Yes, yes, just follow me quietly like that.”

A clamor rose among the people.

The owner of the restaurant rushed out of the kitchen with a contemplative face, but several already strong men stood in his way and started messing with him.

Fantastically, it was X-like teamwork.

“But I won’t let you go if you’re quiet in bed.hahahaha!”

The girl, frowning at her excruciating pain, struggled to escape her marquise’s clutches somehow. However, it was a grip that she could not escape with the power of her girl.

Rather, her marquis pulled her struggling girl away, spilling out her lustful laugh.

“This fluttering would be awesome.”

“Sah, save me! Save me, Marquis!”

“Uh huh!”

Not a human being

As he climbed the stairs to the second floor step by step, Ube tugged at the girl’s wrist with the momentum to pull out her arm, and violently slapped the girl.

Short screams were heard several times, but Ube, who was even more agitated by the voice, lifted the scruffy girl up with a hollow sound.

The second floor is all bedrooms.

Ube, who kicked the girl who was screaming in pain as if her wrist was broken, pulled her face down, her disgust itself, and brought it to her girl’s cheek.

“Your hair is fine.”

Ube’s hand grabbed the girl’s hair.

Ube pulled the girl by the hair like he was leading an animal and kicked the door to the nearest bedroom with a sadistic smile.

“Help me! Help me!”

“I have to save you. I don’t want to do it with a dead b*tch.”

Ube let out a mean laugh and threw the girl onto the bed.

The girl tumbled over with a shrill scream, but Ube, who had already begun to loosen her waist, grabbed the girl’s skirt with a laugh that I couldn’t even hear.

“Kyaaa!”

“Huh? Do you like the sound?”

Ube’s breathing hardened. Ripping off the girl’s skirt as if tore it apart, Ube threw her body full of fat onto the girl.

“No! Hate it! I hate it!”

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“Good, that voice!hahahaha!”

“… Hey.”

Ube, who climbed on top of the girl and lowered her pants, raised her head at the sudden voice.

“Who are you?”

A pathetic voice came from the doorway of the window.

“Would it be possible to bite the stomach first?”

Ube turned his extremely angry face in the direction he heard the voice, but he unknowingly pulled himself up from the girl’s body and grabbed her pants. It’s because of the pressure of not knowing what it is.

The man who had been squatting by the window groaned and came down to the bedroom. Seeing that, Ube let out a loud roar.

“Yeah man! I asked who it was!”

“I don’t know about that.”

An evil smile flashed across Ewald’s face.

“Bite this tight.”

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