(EP.482)The Happiest #5
taken from noblemt l
Gaiden – #5 happiest in the world
The former Saint Friga is a dangerous person.
It’s not that she’s dangerous in the sense that she’s sharp and harms people.
It was dangerous in that I knew a lot of secrets that I shouldn’t know and things I shouldn’t have known.
It’s a story several times before the year has changed, but Saint Friga blocked our way and fought back.
-Let’s beat everyone!
-Ugh, profit!
We defeated it by uniting everyone’s powers as one. Thinking about it now, it was really reckless and it was a situation that could be described as lucky.
By the time we returned to our daily lives after work was all over, we were paying attention in many ways to understand Friga’s dynamics.
Depending on how she came out, it was not strange even if there was a big storm in the world, so it was natural for Friga to be wary of as the number one person of interest.
But Friga didn’t take any other action. It was said that around the time when the church’s situation began to stabilize, she resigned from the priesthood and retired.
This was about four months before I fell into the world as a shooting star.
After retiring, I was told that I would go here and there like a wanderer or a simple pilgrim, go to a poor village to dig a well, or heal the sick.
And finally, here in Gracia, the place I settled was a shabby clinic located in a back alley in the city of Gracia.
It was surprising because I never thought I would meet the saint of the past in a place like this, and it reminded me of the past after a long time.
Saint Friga said.
“Come inside. I have nothing to set up. Oh, by the way, there is a cookie that I received in return in the past. It’s not that great—”
moon, moon.
Frigga said in a soft voice and looked through the shelves. His hand looked quite skillful, but his actions were far-fetched, perhaps because of the large eyepatch covering his face.
Ira asked as she sat on the sofa.
“What happened to those eyes? The river horse sealed in the eyes must have been resolved.”
Also, Ira never went back. Saint Friga touched her face in response to a question as dignified as the queen’s triumph.
“At some point, my eyesight slowly went down. As if the light I believed in began to lose its power. Even the light of my world has lost its power. But it’s okay.”
Finally, the ex-Saint Friga laid out a small pudding in front of us one by one.
“Even the noble guests of the Angmar Kingdom may never have tasted this. It’s a yogurt pudding made in a distant Turki land.”
It was a thick pudding. The taste was also nice and fresh. St. Friga asks while eating it by scooping it up with a small spoon.
“So, why did the busy people come here? This is a treatment center. It is a place to check if there is a pain somewhere or if there is an abnormality in the body. A place where healthy people do not have to walk.”
Friga seemed to be able to quickly determine if we were healthy even if we couldn’t see.
When I asked just out of interest, “How do you know we’re healthy?” Frigga said, tapping her eye patch.
“I can feel it better than I can see it.”
Ira says
“The wise men of Ark have spoken. You know the answer we want. We are looking for the happiest person in the world.”
A brief explanation that has already been given several times follows.
St. Friga, who had listened to all explanations from me, muttered “It’s like that—” under the white towel that covered her head, and smiled softly as if it was fun.
But Friga immediately shook her head.
“I do not know the answer you are looking for. But, I think I understand why the elders of the sages sent you to me. The business hours are over, but I will give you free treatment.”
“Aren’t healthy people not in need of medical treatment?”
Frigga said when I asked.
“I found out when we talked. You guys have a little problem. Tae-oh has a slight tooth decay on his upper left molar.”
Aira looked at me when I said I had a toothache.
“Tae-oh, I must go eat pork cutlet again.”
All you have to do is ask him to go get rid of the tooth decay.
Lately, I ate a lot of dessert to feed Bael sweets, and it seems like he has a tooth decay again. I brushed my teeth well every day because I took good care of it.
After all, the nymphs will grow back even if you pull them out… .
How dare you notice that I have cavities even though I haven’t seen them. It really was a great skill. Saint Friga with such great skills immediately reached out to Aira.
“I’ll give you the gist.”
“I am the queen. If you look at the heart of the matter, there would be nothing wrong with it.”
Despite showing a somewhat bitter reaction, Ira held out her hand to Saint Friga. Frigga, who was holding that slender white porcelain wrist, was silent for a moment.
“Uh-huh. indeed.”
He said with admiration as if he had seen some great work.
“Have you ever felt strange in your body these days?”
“none.”
“Is your body feeling heavy, or your taste buds have changed?”
“You mean your taste has changed?”
“The food feels more greasy than usual, so I’m asking if there’s something about fresh fruit that goes well.”
“Well… .”
Ira, who answered quietly, sighed slightly as if something was being pointed out.
Since Aira was a beautiful woman who was healthier than anyone else, the thought that she might have a disease that she was not aware of made me a little worried.
“Is there something wrong?”
“It’s not like that.”
After a brief treatment, Friga began to rattle a nearby shelf. Then, I took out some grass and a strange potion, put it in a bowl, and grinded it in a circle.
Several red potions finally completed.
“If you drink it after dinner every day, it will be effective in stimulating your appetite. It’s only going to get better temporarily, so don’t overdo it or move your body too vigorously.”
We received an unexpected prescription, and after receiving the potion, we had no choice but to leave the treatment center with a little bewildered mind. No, I had one molar removed before that.
“Hey ah-!”
When the tooth was pulled out and I was in tears, Aira put my tears in the beaker and turned it round and round and said,
“Tae-oh, I can’t use your tears. It’s very shiny, but the sugar level is too high.”
* * *
In the end, even though we came to the distant land of Gracia, we did not get the answers we wanted. Well, it wasn’t a problem that could be solved in a day or two.
Are you looking for the happiest person in the world? It may take a lifetime. The good thing, though, is that we now have plenty of time to spare.
Aira said as she climbed up to Gracia’s portal.
“Next time, let’s try to find Erganes and the twins together.”
“It is.”
But it reminds me of the words. Surely Miss Narmi also decided to join us today, didn’t she? When and where did you swish?
I do not know.
It seems he hasn’t been with us since we went to see Marmar. Did you tinker?
As we were thinking like that, our vision in front of us shimmered like paint soaked in water. This is because the space transition through the portal was triggered and distorted the surroundings.
Pot-!
When I finally saw the familiar royal castle in front of my eyes, feeling a little dizzy, I pushed the refreshing evening air into my chest.
“Huh, it’s finally here.”
“… … .”
“I, Ira-sama?”
When I turned my head, Ira was leaning back with her hands on her knees. Just like a person suffering from a hangover, I get a little nauseous.
“Wait, it was just a whimper. Okay.”
Aira seemed to be suffering the aftereffects of taking a long-distance leap through the portal. Dimensional leap is completely harmless to the human body, but there are people who sometimes feel motion sickness.
“You are a little tired today.”
Ira went into the room first. You may have been a little disappointed that you’ve worked hard all day today, but in the end you didn’t achieve much.
From tomorrow on, I thought that I should be more enthusiastic and help Aira.
A day or two passed like that, and it was the third day. We each carried a piece of luggage and headed for a secret flower garden somewhere in the world.
There is a small hut in the flower garden where a wide flower field is always spread out. In that cabin my mother and father were living a leisurely retirement life.
“Grandma, I’m Leonoi… ! Happy birthday to you… !”
Leonoi, little Mirna and Stanoy ran towards Trish with all their might. She doesn’t look old at all, but my mother held her granddaughters with the look of a loving grandmother.
“Our little fairies are here. What is that, a gift?”
“I, Leonoi, have picked the most beautiful flowers from the royal palace… ! So hurry up, you’re giving Leonoi the new year’s money… !”
Then Elgar frowned.
“Leonoi, today is Grandma’s birthday, so I told you to be quiet. Do you want to be beaten again?”
“Hey ah… !”
“done. Maybe a little kid can do it.”
The birthday of Trish, the nymph, my mother and grandma of children.
In the warm spring sun, we all had a good time eating cakes and blowing candles together. Then, as time passed, it was time to open the gift, the flower of the birthday party.
“Is this the dandelion that Leonoi picked up? That’s cool. It’s not just a dandelion, it’s dry.”
“This body, Leonoi, was dried by magic… !”
Surprised by Leonoi’s magic skills or-.
“Did Stanoy draw me for this? Stanoy is good at drawing.”
When young Stanoy spent time praising the drawings he drew with crayons. Mormor and the Imps presented a beautiful jewel necklace to Trish the nymph.
“I don’t know, thank you. I have never seen such a pretty jewel.”
“It is a necklace made by hard grinding of the sparkling stones collected by these Mormor and Imps… ! And this is a gift for Queen Aira, who helped make the necklace… .”
Mormor handed out a wreath of many flowers to Aira.
“Thank you.”
It was said that the jewel placed next to Aira loses its shine. However, the flowers were more dazzling, enough to decorate Aira. Soon Marmar raised his hand and said,
“I prepared a present too!”
Marmar had also been helped by Aira a while ago. So, in return, it seems that he made a wreath made of flowers.
Thanks to that, Ira wrapped a bunch of wreaths made by the imps around her neck and arms. It’s only then that people get confused about who is the main character of the birthday.
It was time to look at Aira in full bloom like the queen of spring and laugh.
“town.”
Aira covered her mouth as if she was causing motion sickness. Then, both the children and the imps who were playing in the flower garden stopped their actions and looked at Aira.
My mother Trish asked Aira.
“Where is it bad?”
“It’s not that, but the smell of flowers… .”
Aira took a moderate breath and blurted the end of her words. But Trish, my mother, seemed to have felt something after hearing Ira’s story.
“Smell the flowers… . When you wake up in the morning, have your limbs swelled up?”
“… … ?”
Ira seemed to wonder why my mother would ask her such a question. We were all the same. Then my mother Trish shrugged and said:
“No, just. I think it’s similar to when I had Tae-oh. Smell the flowers and make you cry. you’re special It was just my morning sickness.”
Let’s fkin gooooooo