28 – He allowed the club (1)
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Now I can’t even feel this level of excitement, hee hee.
‘f*ck.’
It’s over. My secret harem plan for pure love ended as soon as it began.
“If you get involved with this guy, I’ll unglazed it.”
The great witch of the cold says so, but who can come to me? Anyone who didn’t notice would have known what kind of feelings Aisha had for me because of this incident.
Of course, it was clear at a glance that my existence was more talked about in the academy than the Great Witch of the Cold.
Aisha was famous for not having a single lover in her life. The word ‘cold’ also included the meaning of ‘solitude’.
Such a great witch’s apprentice! And Jung In! Selected by Forbes, No. 1 Most crispy boyfriend! Damn it
These are academy students with only adults. Rumors had already spread that I, Aisha, and one of the maids were living together in a house prepared inside the academy.
Rumors about men and women were woven together and spread far and wide in the academy. After all, the speed at which rumors spread in any world is staggering.
So, at the academy, I am now gathering the gaze of female students as a rice cake, and the male students’ gaze of pity and envy. This is what happened to me in just two days.
And Aisha is finally starting to show the behavior she deserves for her title of geeky professor.
This is what happened in class this morning. As I was passing by, I met Aisha in the hallway, greeted her lightly, and was about to pass by, when suddenly she grabbed my shoulder.
“You are suddenly hungry, disciple. I want a barbecued avocado sandwich. Bring me a sandwich with thick slices of top quality pork loin stuffed with parmesan oregano bread, lightly toasted and stuffed with cheese. Right Now. I made it myself.”
Hey, bumping into a girl in the hallway is not something I can do.
Thanks to that, I had to skip two classes. I was just about to break a sweat and eat lunch.
“Are you going to leave Master to eat alone?”
Ah, you’ve been eating well for over 100 years anyway, so why are you doing this now?
Still, I don’t have any friends yet, so I was grateful to have dinner with them. For reference, the menu was a sandwich I made. I eat very well what I made on the subject of news.
When it was time for magic class after a delicious lunch.
“The chair is uncomfortable. Sit here.”
He pointed to a chair on the podium in front of his classmates.
I already knew where Aisha’s seat was, so I didn’t have to ask what it meant. No matter how much she thought about it, that was impossible, so she shook her head.
“Then I will go.”
He came to me casually and sat on my lap to teach. In the end, I had no choice but to fade her tears and hug her to become her portable chair.
Even so, the class was also lively, so the reputation of the students was subtly good for sociability being ruinous.
Why do you think you’re taking all my popularity? Didn’t you actually want to make a harem? Ace check is tough.
A pillar of fire rose from under my feet…? Ah, one pattern really…
“Kyaaah!!”
“I felt like they were looking at me with a very unpleasant look.”
I like useless sense.
“Come to work. Let’s have a drink together.”
That’s how I finish my day’s work by working on a masterpiece with my geeky teacher. This is my daily life at my new academy, which has been going on lately.
This is also… If it’s peaceful, it’s a peaceful daily life.
But why hasn’t anything changed?
—–
The very next morning, my peace was washed away in bleach.
I stared blankly at the Indian chief, Herilda Marhassen, who was sitting in front of me with a shy smile. What did this person just say to me?
Was this the debuff for Bob that Aisha made yesterday? There must be something wrong with your hearing.
“Did I… Hear it wrong?”
“No, I think you got it right.”
That makes no sense. You can’t say that to me unless you’ve been poisoned. What kind of snakehead swallowed rat poison would say something like that.
“You want to take the lessons I took from Master… As they are?”
This is how it all started.
The news that the Great Witch of the Cold had come to the academy as a teacher quickly became a hot topic in the aristocratic society. Naturally, people who wished to receive her archwitch’s teachings began to line up.
In an instant, a first-year class coveted by students of all grades was created. It is said that the competition was so great that deals, threats, and secret fights took place under the surface.
However, even with such fierce competition, Aisha stubbornly only takes one class a day, so her learning opportunities are too few.
But she didn’t want to go directly to the High Witch and put her arms around her, saying, “Give me more lessons.” So what the students found as an alternative was me, the archwitch’s apprentice.
“At least a little bit is good, so there was an opinion that Countess So could give the Archwitch’s class as an extra tutor.”
“Who the hell…”
“The majority of students in the academy.”
I was dizzy when I heard that at least half of all students wanted to be taught by someone younger than them. The future of the empire is bright with such a high zeal for learning.
But damn, why is my future so dark?
If I follow Aisha’s lessons exactly, my reputation and the students’ love for humanity will go to the bottom of the abyss.
‘Really… You want to take that class?’
Do you really not know how lucky you are to be in this peaceful class right now? That I want to suffer the humiliation and humiliation I was subjected to by the eccentric professor.
“Of course, I know that I need permission from the Archwitch. Still, it might be different for Count So to give his own opinion.”
If you ask me to follow Aisha’s teaching method, is there anything I can do to grind my reputation into a grinder? When I think about it, I think it’s better not to do it.
But since I’ve come here myself, I’ll ask you a question.
This is how the beginning ended.
“Do it.”
From now on, it will be expanded.
When I read what Herilda said while having lunch, a very light answer came out.
“Your skill now is about as good as mine was six years ago. It’s about time you accepted your disciple.”
“That’s… No.”
I came here to film youth at the academy, so what kind of teacher do you want me to be? And most importantly, I have never received normal instruction from this woman.
As it used to be, Aisha’s insane class is really made up of endless malice and creativity.
She hung a dagger with healing magic on her bedside, saying that she would not be able to become a real wizard if the flow of mana was cut off while she was sleeping.
If the flow is interrupted while sleeping, the dagger hits between the eyes. At the same time, it recovers without dying.
Thanks to that, my morning routine for a while was waking up and pulling out the dagger stuck in my head. If anyone saw it, they might have thought that they were practicing Nen to take the Hunter exam.
Risking one’s life in this way was basic.
‘Dissolve super strong laxative in water. Lock the bathroom with the magic you just learned. If you can’t solve the magic formula with the knowledge you learned that day, you won’t be able to enter the bathroom.’
Like the first class she took, there were also extreme classes with her social dignity as collateral. She’s actually been nudged out a few times, which was a shame for her.
She deliberately gathered dragons and imprisoned them in an arena prison to have them do a deathmatch. He took it out right before he died. Did you even think that my limbs weren’t actually detachable?
He said that you can use poison better only when you experience it yourself, and he secretly stuffed poisonous plants into his bed sheets and stayed with his back skin scalded for a whole month.
There is another one. Under the pretext of having them practice so that they can use magic without hands.
“It will grow if you use healing magic anyway”
He cut it off. It was a crazy thing that even made the lizard say, ‘Oh, this is a little bit’.
As I recalled the nightmare of that day again, I gazed at Aisha with pure doubts that came to my mind again.
‘…Why did I fall in love with him?’
I think I’m wrong. Were there any elements you would like?
Of course, in preparation for the war, Aisha did her special training a bit excessively. With the abilities of a 13-year-old, how would she deal with a dragon, one of the strongest species.
Although the method was damn right, it was thanks to that that it succeeded in rapid growth, so I can admit it. It’s just a bit traumatic.
Oh, yes. He fell in love with Aisha after rolling around in the war and going through several life-and-death incidents.
But it was strange that I firmly promised that I would cry later.
Ayesha noticed what she was thinking as I stared at her, blushing and clearing her throat.
“Even if you don’t look at me that way, I can give you that much. Instead, never touch a woman. Don’t even be friendly. And again…”
Aisha immediately listed the conditions one by one that would be impossible even if she was replaced with a plant instead of a woman. Tired of hearing her, she let out a deep sigh.
“If that’s the case, I’d rather not do it.”
“Okay. A 5-minute regular report would be difficult even for me to think about, so let’s do a 15-minute regular report.”
Don’t you think that would be difficult?
It’s not just Aisha’s problem that this kind of attitude comes out.
If I could give Aisha some solid form of trust first, then Aisha would be able to trust me even more.
I can’t do that, so it’s frustrating. She can’t accept Aisha’s jealousy forever.
I changed the subject because my mouth was bitter.
“Would it be okay if I used your teaching method on others in the first place?”
“What’s wrong?”
A lot. A lot. First of all, there are a lot of problems from you who question it. Is there anything you can do to create a trauma that innocent students will carry with them for the rest of their lives?
I was able to endure it because I was a person who was liberated after knowing that you were a person with a broken personality.
“Here is living proof that my teaching method was correct.”
Are you talking about me? My mouth is itching. Ah~ I want to say no and cry.
I mean, a crying face really suits you just as much as a laughing one.
He’s an extreme damage dealer with high attack power, so if he’s determined and pokes him just a little bit, he’ll cry right away, but that’s because his gap is amazing.
“Anyway, I have no intention of permitting anything other than these conditions.”
Aisha said firmly and resumed her meal.
It’s a pity for the other students, but honestly, from our point of view, there is nothing to regret. I have no reason to move while keeping those crazy conditions.
I’m sorry, but I have to decline. This is all for you
Let alone a crisis, I could only go to development. After that, I feel at ease.