72 – Now a real picnic? (2)
To the members who successfully cleared the dungeon, congratulations were given along with explanations that had been set with Aisha in advance.
From their point of view, I am a pitiful man who became paralyzed after being dragged away by Aisha. Or maybe he’s just a piece of trash flirting with a girl while leveling up hard.
If left alone, instead of the title of the Great Witch of the Cold, the system could get a bad reputation as a ‘vegetable man maker’.
I will be talked about for a long time as a man who became a shooting star because I have no eyes to see women in the supernova that will brighten the continent.
This is an explanation to prevent that.
“So what happened…”
I started making excuses with the word
.
Just as Aisha and I came out of the dungeon and were begging for forgiveness, we suddenly noticed a monster popping out of the dungeon.
Its name is also the ghost of the academy!
As soon as he saw me and Aisha, he rushed at me like crazy, and I allowed the surprise attack in an instant. While Aisha embraced me, the ghost of the academy escaped.
And I, who was attacked by surprise, was unscathed, but I couldn’t move even today.
It is an explanation that completely hides my situation, the ghost of the academy, and my alibi at the same time. It’s a perfect scenario.
“Seo, Seobangniim… Oh my God… That’s what happened!”
“Nyan! Junior! My body is fine!”
Believing my words, Nemenia and Tinyashif approached me and thrust their chest… No, their face into my face.
Because I couldn’t even move my body, I couldn’t escape even if the two women approached. In an instant, the woman’s sweet body odor pierces my nose.
Tinyashif smelled of neat and clean lilies of the valley, and Nemenia smelled like plumeria.
Is it a law that women smell like flowers?
Even if it wasn’t as addictive as Aisha’s poppy scent, it was a scent with enough charm.
And Aisha wasn’t the type to stay still after seeing such behavior. Before I can even tell you to leave.
“Get rid of the milk!!”
“Ki-ing!”
Aisha quickly slapped the voluptuous breasts of Nemenia beside her with the palm of her hand. Slap! And an obscene sound rang out.
Everyone widened their eyes at the staggering sight.
No… Stick it in your pocket…
“Uh, how did you break through my castle!?”
However, it seems that Nemenia was more surprised that Aisha had broken through her absolute defense. Aisha shouted while hitting Nemenia’s chest alternately with both hands.
“I! Magic! It doesn’t work! Be quiet! Okay!?”
“Kyaaang!!”
At that time, Nemenia’s pouch swayed from side to side with a splat. It was quite a thrilling sight even for me, who is not a fan of big breasts.
The method Aisha chose to break through Nemenia’s absolute defense was simple.
Concentrating enough mana into one’s hand to pierce one’s defense. She has enough mana in her hand to use high-level magic.
To use such a huge amount of mana just to suck it up. Special magic milking… It’s crazy.
Tinya Schiff, who had been watching from his side, awkwardly cradled her breasts with both of his hands and slipped behind him. Her breasts are a bit smaller than Aisha’s, but they’re big enough to be slapped.
Even Serien, who was at a distance, tipped her body to her side for no reason.
She ended up covering her own breasts as her two ladies pulled back behind her, followed by Aisha growling, pulling her hair against her own breastbone.
“Don’t touch me! Don’t come closer! Don’t even look!”
She looked a bit funny because it looked like a mother trying to protect her young.
If we have a child later, will we act the same? Precious things have a personality that can be wrapped in the bosom, so there is a good chance.
“Hey, Luatir. Are you really okay?”
Aisha didn’t block Racard’s approach. Even though Lacard came right next to me, all her sharp eyes were on the women.
Can you make a harem like this…
She accepted his concerns, while her mood was mixed up on her plain ascetic journey.
“It’s okay. She just couldn’t move for a day.”
“Then I’m glad. There will be an appointment ceremony in just a few days, so I have to go in perfect condition.”
What? Appointment ceremony? Why do i go for that
When I stared at him with a bewildered expression, Lacard gave a small smile.
“I was just about to tell you today. Hey, aren’t you going up to the rank of marquis soon? That’s why Lady Herilda couldn’t attend today as she was preparing for it in the imperial castle.”
I heard at first glance that he would do it someday, but are you already doing it? I had just become an adult, so of course I thought I would have to go to the middle of the story.
‘No…’
I already know that the time to think about the root of the original work has passed. Because there was no route in the original work where my father and I became marquises at the same time.
But that’s why it’s more dangerous.
I already realized that I shouldn’t blindly trust only my knowledge unconditionally while going through the case of Riet Mamang a long time ago.
Nevertheless, the development of decisive events that will change future history is highly likely to still follow the basic outline of the original work.
‘I know roughly what will happen, but I don’t know how it will unfold.’
The route to receive the title of Marquess is one of the processes of the ‘Supreme Route’, in which you overthrow the empire and become the emperor of a new empire.
But I have no intention of becoming a king. Besides, there are many elements that can be avoided at any time on the King of the Kings route, so I didn’t really worry too much.
The problem is that the process of promoting the first event, the Marquess, is too fast. It should come out in at least two years, but it popped out before the Lunar Festival.
The conferment of titles is not as simple as exchanging gifts. Of course, there is a case.
Just thinking about the ‘great upheaval’ that will happen at the marquis appointment ceremony makes my bones tingle.
“Why but? After all, the body is still…”
“No no! I was just a little taken aback because it was unexpected.”
“Then you’re lucky.”
Damn it, let’s think about the marquis appointment ceremony next time. My body hurts, but if I think about it now, it is obvious that the accident will only go in a negative direction.
I spoke to the members in a cheerful tone.
“Everyone had a hard time! From now on, let’s really relax! Eat to your heart’s content and relax to your heart’s content!”
Let’s think positively. First of all, didn’t you get a big harvest today?
I confirmed the growth of the members, and also got a sweet leadership stat.
At the same time, since the ghost of the academy defeated Einberg, this guy will become a ghost-seeking dead from now on.
You get everything you want, and all elements of anxiety are excluded.
Truly the best achievement!
…Isn’t it?
Comparing the current situation, the confidence that had skyrocketed for a moment began to fall like a water rocket. But the landing point is the abyss.
‘Why did this happen again…’
As I was silently agonizing, Lacard put his hand on my shoulder.
“Tough.”
f*ck. No consolation whatsoever.
Right now, in front of my eyes, a demonic scene unfolds as a triangle of death created by three women. And three spoons pushed in front of my mouth.
“Tyr! Ruler! Eat!!”
“It’s Seobangnim~ ah~ do it.”
“Here it is too, Nyan! Ah~ Nyan!”
Three pairs of gazes swirling with all kinds of desire surround me from all sides. Can’t even run away
“Nyaaang!!!”
The beginning of this demonic realm was when Aisha, unable to watch Tinya Sif’s fearless progress, eventually threw her pillar of fire. Even she and her nemesis Serien were startled and worried.
And at the thought that Tinyashif’s fluffy kitty hair would burn up, tears flowed out of my own eyes.
But surprisingly, Tinyashif came out of the pillar of fire intact. His clothes were a bit burnt and dirty, but he survived.
“Nyahahahaha… I have prepared myself, nya!”
Saying that, Tinya Sif took out all kinds of anti-mana artifacts from his sub-space pouch and hung them on his body.
“This b*tch!”
Naturally, Aisha was enraged and cast a stronger magic by mixing fire and electricity.
“Don’t underestimate the wealth of the Shamiltons, Nyan!”
Every time he took out a new artifact and equipped it. Even if not all of them are legendary, they must be quite expensive. After all, if Shamilton made up his mind and released money, would this happen?
After equipping nearly twenty artifacts like that, magic became similar to Nemenia’s absolute defense.
Aisha was blocked by the same difficulties as in Nemenia, and she drooled. She can break through her defenses.
But in order to do that, I had to use enough power to completely blow this area away. Or did you just suck it up like before?
After that lull, Tinya Schiff spoke to Aisha first.
“My juniors will definitely like the food I made!”
“This female cat! Do not be ridiculous! Tyr likes the one I made!”
“Me too! I also worked hard in bridal training for Seo Bang! My cooking will taste better!”
“You b*tch!”
Probably because he was also the chief bastard, Nemenia was also willing to get involved in the mess.
At the scene of a lively catfight where fire and electricity riot, the three eventually came to a conclusion after asserting each other’s pride.
“You can ask Tyr directly!”
That’s how we got to where we are now. Each of them is pushing me with their own dishes.
It’s my choice, it’s as if it’s already been decided. You must take the spoon that Aisha held out.
But, unlike the parfait just now, isn’t it Aisha’s ‘cooking’? Even more bizarre than usual…
‘At least I shouldn’t have watched the cooking process.’
You can be sure.
The moment she takes a bite of that dish, all of her organs will contort and strike, and Raen will smile benevolently and extend her hand.
But if I choose the other two, I don’t know what Aisha will do to me. She even pricked my conscience.
‘No matter what I choose, it’s death.’
This is the real Spoon Killer. This is where I really live…
I looked down on harem. The road to Harem is long and difficult.
It’s so easy to set up a harem in novels or games, but how do you do it? When I experienced it myself, my respect for the main characters grew rapidly.
“Tyr! Aang!”
After that, I will choose death.
Actually, you will die no matter what you choose, so choosing a less hot hell is correct.
Putting her everything down, she opened her mouth wide and asked for the spoon Aisha held out.
“Ugh.”
Then I lost my mind.