119 – A Friend with a Good Perspective
After hearing Tweet’s nonsense, I responded firmly.
“No!”
“Why?”
“Because it doesn’t help!”
“Why!”
“Ha…”
Tweet puffed out his cheeks as hard as he could and looked up at me with a grumpy expression, and I had to sigh when I saw that.
‘What should I do with him…’
I was worried. The cute days of not being able to speak have gone, and I wonder whether or not I should slap this baby bird who has already turned into a golden bird.
“···.”
After thinking about it for a while, I decided to just admit it.
It’s completely my fault that Twitter ended up like this.
It’s because I went out of my way to save this senseless baby bird. It’s my fault for raising him so cute.
‘Yes. From now on, let’s raise it properly.’
Through proper discipline, let’s raise your Twitweet to be a well-mannered bird, not a golden one.
After making that promise, I opened my lips in a sweet voice like a foolish father who only knows his daughter.
“Tweet. “From now on, I’m going to explain why it’s not working, Dad. Would you like to listen?”
“I hate it…! “I’m going to follow Dad!”
“It’s really a joke… No, would you please listen to it first? “If you listen to my story, our tweets will also listen to our story.”
“···I’ll listen to it first.”
Was speaking at eye level and speaking in a friendly tone effective?
Twitter showed an attitude of acceptance that he had never shown before, and I began to speak, feeling happy inside.
“Dad, I really want to take Tweet with me. Why? Dad thinks Tweet is very cute and likes him. But the place Dad goes is too dangerous.”
“Dad, your voice is dirty.”
“It’s not that you son of a b*tch… Dad really hates seeing our pretty Tweet getting hurt. That’s why I’m so scared to take them.”
“I’m confident I won’t get hurt…”
“No. “If you follow Dad, Tweet is bound to get hurt.”
“Why?”
“Tweet is still small. “I will take you with me later when you grow up, so can you wait a little longer for me this time?”
“Ah…”
Should we have treated it this way a long time ago? After hearing my explanation, Tweet made a blank expression that I had never seen before, and then lowered his head.
“···We can make it big.”
“Huh? What do you make big?”
“I can make Mamma Tong bigger! “Is that okay?”
“What?”
“Wait a minute!”
After saying that, Tweet hurriedly ran off somewhere and reappeared with a bright expression on his face, holding something in his hand.
“This is what the red female used, and if you put it in like this, the mamma box gets bigger!”
He put something round and thick that he was holding in his hand into his chest.
“That’s…”
That item was called mulberry where I lived, and it was a legendary item that gave hope to many women and disappointment to many men.
I suddenly became curious. In the other world, it was called mulberry, but what is that thing called in this world?
Naturally, the gaze turns to the red female… No, Rose.
“Hi, hiyaaah!!!!”
Have I finally seen the mulberry that Tweet is holding? Rose screamed and ran at lightning speed, and she snatched the mulberry from Tweet.
-Bwak!
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Without hesitation, she swung her fist and knocked Tweet out.
“As expected…”
As I was watching that scene, I was quite amazed and realized one thing.
When I saw that the stubborn Tweet had become quiet, I realized that the best discipline for Geumjjook was violence.
****
As soon as the sun dawned, the place I went to was Dian’s teacher’s office.
So, of course I thought Dian would welcome me warmly.
“Hello?”
The person who greeted me as I opened the door was not Dian, but Professor Kalmia, who was making tea.
“Uh… Hello. But why is Professor Kalmia here?”
“Why? “Can’t I stay here?”
“That’s not true, I thought the professor was calming down.”
“Thanks to someone, I am now healthier and happier than anyone else.”
Kalmia frowned, gave me a smile, and offered me a cup of tea.
“I heard it from Dian. “It was all thanks to you that I was able to survive, right?”
“Well, my stake is high, but others also worked hard to save Professor Kalmia.”
“Phew. “Are you now acting humble?”
“I’m naturally a humble person, right?”
“Okay. I know. “How humble are our Camel cadets? If they don’t like something, they will hit the professor like they are eating a meal.”
“Uh…”
I didn’t know that Dian would even say this to Kalmia.
“Puhup. I didn’t say this to say something, but I wanted to praise you for doing a good job. Actually, I was waiting for you. “I wanted to say thank you before you leave for a moment.”
“I did something great…”
Honestly, that’s true. Hearing a compliment out of nowhere made me feel embarrassed and turned my head towards the window.
“Thank you. “For saving me and helping my boyfriend come to his senses.”
“Thank you. “Of course it had to be done… Wait, what?”
My expression reflexively distorted like that of a demon. Obviously not, but it feels like I just heard something I shouldn’t have heard before.
“Oh, I made a mistake. I guess it felt so good. Actually···.”
“No. Please stop it. “I don’t want to know.”
“I decided to go out with Dian starting last night. “I took courage.”
“Stop… Wait, since last night? “Then where is Professor Dian now?”
“Still sleeping in my room…”
“I’ll go first. “I decided to join the ‘pilgrimage’ journey…”
“There are still four hours until departure time…”
With my mind in a state of confusion, I didn’t even listen to Kalmia’s answer and went straight out the door.
It was definitely not because I was jealous.
“f*ck.”
I think I did all the hard work, but it was definitely not because I was angry that a strict person was given hot chestnuts as a gift.
“f*ck.”
It was definitely not because I had no experience.
‘I’ll see you when I get back. ‘Professor Dian.’
It wasn’t because I was jealous. Really.
****
Even though I have adapted better than anyone else to being possessed by an unfamiliar world, there are times when this world feels unfamiliar.
For example, I am now seeing that the Academy, which was attacked yesterday, has been restored to its usual state in less than a day.
“Did you hear that? “Real ghouls attacked here yesterday.”
“Huh? “I heard that it was a rumor spread by some professors because they didn’t want to work?”
“No! “I heard it directly from Professor Choi Big Star earlier!”
“Oh, I guess you had a dream because you were under a sleep spell. Come to your senses, friend! Common sense tells us that if the Academy was attacked, how could it be this unharmed? “There’s not a single trace left?”
“Oh… Now that I think about it, that’s right. What? “Was it really a dream?”
It was like that even now when I was looking at that scene and seeing my stupid friends having stupid conversations.
Hey. You idiot. Was that really a dream?
“Friend. Is he glaring at us? I think he’s younger than us… Shall we go and say something? Just…!”
“Who dares… hehehe…! Hey, close your eyes quickly. “He’s the valedictorian of his first year.”
“If you are the valedictorian of the first year… Wow…! Then, he is the crazy guy who is rumored to be beating up both men and women, and now he even beats up professors like dogs…!”
The cadets, who were presumed to be seniors who felt my gaze, whispered, lowered their eyes, and immediately ran away.
“I wasn’t glaring…”
It was a little unfair. Even though I looked at those seniors like I was staring at them, I wasn’t glaring at them.
More than anything, I felt bad because I felt like the rumors about me were too exaggerated.
“Why am I such a crazy person?”
The more you think about it, the more unfair it becomes. I am just an egalitarian who treats everyone equally regardless of gender or age.
If you do something worthy, you will be beaten,
A perfect egalitarian who beats up people he doesn’t like.
-Tuk, Tuk.
While I was upset at the injustice, someone tapped my shoulder.
“Who is this?”
When she turned her head, she saw a man with short light purple hair and narrow eyes.
“Ah, Duran.”
The next saint of the Holy Kingdom, the saint’s guard knight, and Lily’s younger brother. It was Duran.
“Aren’t you Carmel, my friend who is famous for being a crazy guy who beats up women and professors?”
“No, when did you say I did that? Do you have any proof? “I am indeed…”
“What? Are you denying it? Fu, fuha!”
“Uh.”
“Camel. Then, can you swear by Heavenly God that the rumors going around right now are not true? “If you swear, I, your best friend, will take the lead in eliminating this rumor!”
“I swear by the Heavenly God.”
It was true, but the Heavenly God was as valuable to me as the floating dust.
I was able to make the sign of the cross reverently and swear with confidence in my voice without hesitation.
“What if what you say is false and I will never be able to have a girlfriend for the rest of my life?”
“Let me cancel my oath.”
What a sharp bastard.
“As expected, the rumor was true. Carmel, I am so proud of you. A guy who was only a first year beat up a professor from the warrior party like a dog… This is a great achievement that deserves to be recorded in the temple…! “
“What are you saying…?”
Duran talks nonsense and praises me.
As I was looking at that, I frowned and thought to myself.
Maybe it’s because he’s the next saint, but he doesn’t usually have a good eye.
“Anyway, why is my friend walking around here? “There isn’t much left until the meeting time.”
“I was on my way.”
“Shall I guess?”
“You said you were on your way, so what do you guess?”
“The correct answer is my lazy and indolent friend, Camel, who came out without checking the meeting place written on the notice, and was also out of his way, so he was wandering around until now. Right?”
“···To what extent do you view me as an idiot?”
After hearing Duran’s flashy nonsense, I frowned, asked a question, and thought to myself.
This bastard. Real insight is not usually a good thing.
“Let’s go quickly before it’s too late. Hey, what would you do if the so-called next saint moves so slowly? “Follow me quickly.”
Duran’s insight was accurate, but I didn’t want to admit it, so I took the lead and scolded Duran.
“Carmel, the meeting place is in the opposite direction.”
“···.”
“Don’t talk to me, just follow me. “Actually, I came to get you because I knew you would be like this.”
“Yes.”
I started following Duran without saying anything.
How long did it take to walk like that?
We arrived at the main gate of the academy where six carriages were waiting, and we saw several people waiting.
‘There is one saint, four high priests, twelve paladins, and nine cadets.’
And Duran and I, as well as the three cardinals who will join us later.
After quickly counting the number of people, I turned my head and asked Duran with my eyes.
-Where should I go?
I thought it was conveyed clearly and clearly.
Duran met my eyes, shrugged his shoulders, and started talking about facts that I wasn’t even curious about.
“The name is a journey of ‘pilgrimage,’ but you travel by horse-drawn carriage. There’s really no romance these days. Is not it?”
“···.”
“That expression looks like it’s telling me to stop talking nonsense and just give directions.”
“···.”
“We just have to join over there.”
Was it good to have a good eye?
Duran, who eventually succeeded in figuring out the intention of my eyes, nodded in the direction where Lily and the high-ranking priests were gathered and said.