The Sub-Protagonist Is Retiring chapter 270

270 - 258.Desert Ruins-3

270 – 258.Desert Ruins-3

A suspicious-looking box.

It would be better for your mental health to just ignore it, but there were some parts that you couldn’t just ignore.

“English phrases… ….”

The terms used in this world also contained foreign words and strange words.

But I had never seen an English word, let alone letters like the alphabet.

The world of Adokchoi where foreign words are used but there is no English.

I thought it was a world in a novel, so I moved on, but English came out for the first time.

[Is there something wrong with the text that only you know?]

‘Of course it is. ‘The being who created this box may be related to me.’

[Hmm, then it must be an important clue. So what does that strange-looking letter mean?]

‘That’s right… ….’

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I was so surprised by the advent of English that I forgot the meaning for a while.

‘Free Play Mimic’

Free play means to play freely or enjoy it for free, and the English word behind it is… ….

“It’s called Mimic.”

“Is this box really a Mimic? If it’s a Mimic, it’s a mimic type monster. “I will destroy it right now.”

“No, don’t destroy it, just wait.”

“Is there any problem?”

“I have something to order for a moment.”

Even if the identity of the box was a monster, as long as it had English written on it, it was impossible to pass by without examining the contents.

Although the Mimics that appear in the world of Adokchoi are monsters, they all contain important treasures.

Therefore, it is highly likely that this bizarre Mimic also contains important treasures related to me.

‘The problem is how to open the box… ….’

The method of breaking the box and checking its contents can be considered the fastest.

However, if the durability of the treasure inside is weak, it would be a disaster.

Although it was cumbersome, it seemed better to follow the traditional method.

“Hades, bones.”

“Yes! “It’s here!”

As soon as he could tell Hades, he tried to put the removed cervical vertebrae into the hole.

However, as soon as the bone was brought close to it, the hole narrowed in an instant, shrinking to a size that could fit a tree branch.

It doesn’t seem to be a Mimic that just accepts everything, so I guess I’ll have to use a shortcut.

“Wow?!”

“Uh-huh! “Stay still.”

I hugged the body of the guy who was rushing towards me, saying it was good while summoning chaos.

After that, the rustling lifted his tail and aimed it at the hole.

A dog’s tail fur is so thin that it can fit into any hole.

Meanwhile, Chaos was very embarrassed by my actions and was shaking his head.

“Kki-ing! “Kki-ing!”

“Don’t be nervous, I’m just going to insert and remove the tip of the tail.”

“Wow!”

Chaos protested loudly as if he didn’t like it.

I told you not to feed a dog that isn’t working.

I’ve been spending a lot of time in the shadows lately, so I’ve been feeling lazy.

“If you continue to be uncooperative like this, I will have to remove you from my shadow.”

“King!”

[It’s called tyranny]

“The original owner of the house was Gap.”

“Kwiuung… !”

I guess I’ve finally given up, the chaos that makes my body droop.

I patted its back and then stroked its furry tail.

If it were normal, I would have asked Lili to investigate the inside of the hole instead of Chaos.

It is more efficient and safer to leave it to her, who is her shogus.

However, Lili was currently absent as she had been instructed to follow in the footsteps of Grandmother Morks, who had suddenly disappeared.

“But it’s still better than asking you to stick your foot in a hole, right?”

“Kkiwoong.”

Chaos’s ears were still drooped, but they did not rebel like before.

I brought Chaos’s tail closer to the Mimic’s hole with the intention of getting it done before I changed my mind.

The fur of chaos is thin enough to fit a certain portion of the hole no matter how narrow it is.

At that time, I was curious about how Mimic would come out this time.

“Kkegaeng?!”

Suddenly, Mimic’s hole expanded like her snout, causing chaos.

Chaos screams in surprise and Mimic s*ucks Hobabat’s tail.

She thought for a moment that she had made a good decision not to put the holy sword in the hole, but she had to rush to rescue Chaos.

“Kkiwoong! Kiwoong! “Kwiung!”

[I am crying out for you to save me.]

“I was planning on helping you even if I didn’t have to, so just be patient!”

We tried to remove Chaos and Mimic, but Mimic’s absorption power was ridiculously strong.

If you try to pull it out by force, it wouldn’t be surprising if the tail of Chaos was torn off.

Without any choice, I quickly pulled out my sword and struck Mimic hard with the back of the sword.

Kyaang-!

With a wide, clear sound, the mimic and chaos were separated.

The liberated chaos rushed into my arms and continued to moan.

Even if it is a deadly beast, it seems to fall into a state of panic when its tail is targeted.

I patted Chaos’ trembling back and calmed him down.

“Is there really no way to check the contents unless you destroy it? ….”

There was an option to use the holy sword as the remaining method.

However, I wanted to avoid using the holy sword on monsters of unknown gender.

Although I always refer to it as a holy sword, isn’t it ultimately my precious genital organ?

Though we have captured many people so far, we have at least mixed ourselves with those who are close to human beings.

That was the last remaining humanity I had, and I didn’t want to give up even that.

“Off… !”

In order to protect my humanity, I was curious about the secrets within Mimic, and if I closed my eyes, I was afraid that foreign media would try to undermine me through Mimic.

This is a situation where nothing can be done.

While I was worrying, there was a hand tapping my shoulder.

“Would you like to tell us about your current concerns?”

“Meryl… ….”

“If we all put our heads together, we might come up with a solution, right?”

“Yes, that might be true.”

After affirming Meryl’s suggestion, I revealed the only remaining solution.

When I said that sacrificing my body might reveal Mimic’s secret, the two people were vehemently opposed.

“Master, that’s like giving up your bones to get flesh.”

“I don’t think it’s a very good solution.”

“But I don’t have anything else to add. It rejects anything that isn’t a living thing, and if you touch a certain body part, it s*ucks it in to the point where it’s terrible. “And yet there is no sign of the secret being solved.”

I tried putting my hand in it just in case, but just like the chaos tail, all I could do was s*uck it with all my might.

It was frustrating because the lid of the most important box would not open no matter how much I tried.

In any case, the body part requested by the Mimic was inserted, but judging from the sight of the body fluid flowing out of the hole, the answer was the genitals.

“In short, if you put the penis in a hole, the problem will be solved?”

“Maybe so.”

“…… What? “Don’t you already have something for that?”

“If you are talking about my holy sword, then as I said before… ….”

“No, other than that, there was something you kept in subspace the other day, smiling and saying it was a trophy.”

“Huh? There’s no way something like that exists… “Isn’t it?”

I opened the sub-space and took out a thick stick from inside.

It looks like an elongated pebble rolling on the ground, but when you peel off the shell covering the surface, its hidden appearance is revealed.

It had a shape reminiscent of a penis, and was Ignit’s object that he had cut off with the words that he would return it if he repented.

“But I was supposed to return this to Ignit when he reformed?”

“There is no way that evil dragon’s nature will change. “I’ll just give it to you!”

“Moreover, I once heard from my wise father that when a man with high self-esteem loses his temper, there is a high probability that he will become corrupted.”

“That’s a TS movie… ….”

“Anyway, he may have already given up on getting it back. “We use things that have lost their value in a meaningful way!”

“After listening, I think what you guys are saying is correct.”

Since when did I take care of Ignit’s convenience and circumstances?

I accepted it with relief and stuck the ugly stick into the Mimic’s hole.

Thought that this might also be the wrong answer, I held my breath and watched Mimic’s reaction.

This time, the hole was not narrowed or s*ucked out. Just trembling slightly.

“Is this right?”

That was when I started to get confused about whether the answer was right or wrong.

Rat-!

The seam of the box opened slightly, and part of the stone slab came out.

I was anxious in many ways about opening the Mimic using a large tool, so I only took out the stone slab.

At the same time, the seams of the box closed again, and action began.

Ignit’s penis, which was plugged into the hole, quickly rotated and began to be s*ucked.

Everyone who was watching the scene, including me, got scared and walked away from Mimic.

“I think something is seriously wrong?”

“I think so too.”

“I’ve got the things I want, so let’s leave quickly.”

We decided to check the slate later and quickly left the place where Mimic was.

Looking at Mimic’s condition, I somehow felt like it had to be that way.

However, our anxiety was reflected in reality faster than expected.

Human arms and legs sprouted from the trembling box.

Soon, Mimic stood up on its own and rushed towards us.

“f*ck you! “f*ck you!”

A mimic with limbs.

The sight was not just bizarre, it was horror and madness itself.

“Lord, lord! What should I do now?”

“I don’t know! “Run now!”

I don’t know anything else, but I did know this one thing.

If you get caught, you’re screwed.

I spurred my legs as I remembered s*ucking Ignit’s penis like space and time.

“f*ck!”

The image of a dungeon where vampire bats and rat men appeared has already been forgotten in my mind.

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The place we have stepped into is the realm of foreign media.

Now will be the real start.

“Grandma Morks… ! “You were right!”

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