Chapter 16 – Hero! Please save me quickly~♡
Chapter 16
“f*ck, f*ck!”
There are three animals I hate the most in the world.
One is a mosquito. These f*cked cubs are the main culprit of installing sleep for summer nights. The number 1 animal I want to be extinct.
The second is a bar teacher. Where the hell does it come from, when you come back home and turn on the light, it’s on the floor. And disappearing at an unbelievable speed is a bonus. If so, I slept all day.
And finally….
Squeak squeak! Take!!!
“Get out of here!!!”
“Phehehehe, warrior~♡ You really look like an idiot~♡”
Grab. The mouse may ask what’s wrong. Judging from my experience of living in a semi-basement, these bastards are on the same level as or higher than Mr. Bar.
Of course, the size is overwhelmingly larger than that of Mr. Bar, and his ability to carry pests and diseases surpasses Mr. Bar.
If a rat just appeared in the house, it is basic to clean up, and unlike the bar teacher, it is difficult to kill it easily. Because it’s big It’s hard to kill and deal with.
Right now, rats much bigger than those rats are swarming right in front of me and attacking me.
…Please save me.
“Holy Lady!! Please do something!!!”
“Poo-Hup, are you afraid of rats, warrior?
“…f*ck!”
Stop talking sh*t and ask for help!
Slashed three heavy rats at the same time. Heavy rats were weaker than goblins, so catching them wasn’t difficult.
The problem was that whenever I killed a heavy rat, I hated seeing its flesh, blood, and bodily fluids splatter. I hate it because he has the appearance of a mouse.
“Ah, saintess! Help!”
“What are you talking about? It’s a battle that the hero has to overcome~♡”
“Ah! Then I will use the wish ticket, so please take care of it!!!”
“…No way♡”
Wishes granted!?
“You should wish for something else~&”
“Isn’t that my heart!?”
“Really… I didn’t know the hero would hate rats so much. If you live in the countryside, aren’t you familiar with mice?”
That’s not where I used to live! I live in a big city!
“…I can’t. Get out of the way.”
“Oh.”
Unexpectedly, the saintess appeared in front of me obediently. Standing between me and her heavy rat, she raised her right hand high and lowered it under her.
…What did you do?
《Holy Hammer》
Quaang!!!
“…A surprise.”
Suddenly, a gigantic golden hammer appeared from the air and crushed the group of heavy rats. There was no more squeak.
The hammer disappeared and the crushed corpses of heavy rats came into view.
“Woo-wook, f*ck you.”
“Your stomach is surprisingly weak.”
“…It’s because it’s a rat.”
“Did you hate mice that much?”
“…Does anyone like rats? It’s the main culprit of transferring various plagues.”
Even in real history, the Black Death, which devastated medieval Europe, was also carried by rats.
“It’s not like what the hero said is wrong. Still, it would be better to get used to it in the future.”
“Why?”
Isn’t it enough to not come to the sewage?
“There are many monsters that look like rats~♡”
“…Really?”
“Yes~♡ Will the hero always ask me for help while trembling like an idiot?”
“…Ha ha.”
I really hate it.
#
As I continued walking down the sewer, many monsters appeared just as the saintess said.
Heavyrats didn’t appear as if that group was all there was, but they also encountered a group of goblins that were secretly living in the sewers, and a bat-like monster, Soundbat, appeared.
This monster called Soundbat was very unique. It was a monster that attacked by making strange noises with its big mouth.
This monster that attacks using sound waves was quite difficult to deal with. The attack is not even visible. Still, the saintess gave her a blessing to protect her eardrum, so she was able to deal with it.
“Hero, do you see it over there?”
“Yes?”
“That’s slime.”
Where? Where the saintess pointed, she had no choice but to come out through the waterway.
“Can’t you see with the poor sight of the hero?”
“Where is it?”
“You’re blocking the canal over there.”
“???”
…You’re just kidding me.
In the canal the saintess pointed out, there was really only water flowing out. Although she produced less sewage than other aqueducts…
“… Huh?”
“Did you just find it~? Your powers of observation are bad~♡”
Why is the amount of sewage flowing from only that canal so low? Looking closely, I saw something transparent moving.
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“Oh, I found it.”
“I really won’t help you this time. Please show that the hero is not an X-bob who can’t even catch slime~♡”
“…Yes.”
The slime said we should attack the core. It seems that you have to hit it first to reveal yourself. In such a transparent state, you can’t even see where the nucleus is.
I ran with the holy sword and cut the slime. Then, the slime moved, revealing its transparent appearance.
I cut the body of the slime, but it felt like I cut water. The slime didn’t seem to care at all about the body that had fallen off, hesitating and trying to run away from me.
“Where are you going?”
But that was my mistake. The slime wasn’t trying to run away. It stretched out a part of its soft body like an arm.
“Oh~♡”
“…Saint?”
Oh, was it to gain momentum for an attack! But why not to me, but to the saintess who was standing by her side… ?
The jelly-like body of the slime grabbed the saintess and lifted her up.
“Kyaa~♡ Warrior, what should I do~♡”
“What should I do, get out of here quickly.”
You’re stronger than me for a while, but you’re worried about what to do. However, the saintess gave an unexpected answer.
“Hero~You know that~?”
“What?”
“Slimes have very high divine resistance~♡”
“…Yes?”
…Then you can’t get out?
“I have no way to fight the slime~♡”
“…Really?”
At that time, the slime began to cover the saintess’ entire body. Then there was the sound of her chirping, and her saintly clothes began to melt.
“…Crazy.”
“Kyaaak♡ Warrior~! Please save me quickly~♡ At this rate, I won’t be touched here and there and humiliated~!!”
…Touch something.
Perhaps the slime is trying to eat the saintess as it is. Otherwise, her clothes would suddenly start to melt.
Even when the situation came to this, the saintess did not come out on her own.
…Looks like you really can’t get out? I did the attack in the first place, but I don’t know why I captured her saintess.
“Kyaaah~♡ Warrior~ Hurry up!”
…But why do you seem to enjoy it?
“…Wait.”
At first, the core of the slime was clearly visible. Since the entire body is like jelly, it was easy to find where the nucleus was.
I picked up the holy sword and pierced the core of the slime.
“Huh?”
“What are you doing, hero! It’s like an asshole~♡”
I definitely stabbed the slime where the core was, but the core was next to it and the sword was stabbing elsewhere.
What is it?
I drew my sword again and stabbed it hard.
“Hero, what if I can’t match that too~♡ This X food♡”
“…Noisy.”
This is not something I got wrong. The slime kept shifting the location of the core.
Since the body can be freely transformed without a shape, it seems that it can do these things.
“Kyaaah~ ♡ Warrior~ I think that clothes will all melt~ ♡”
“…Really.”
The saintess’ clothes melted in places before she knew it. The pure white skin that can be seen through the melted clothes is quite… What am I saying.
“Hero! Where the hell are you looking at~♡ This beast♡ Pervert♡ Trash excited about a girl who can’t do anything~♡”
“…f*ck.”
Shouldn’t you really save me?
Still, if you think about your future life, a saint is a must-have item. Yeah, let’s assume she gets the things she needs.
If you try to stab the nucleus with a holy sword, the slime keeps moving the nucleus. If so, what should I do?
…There is a simple way.
I raised the holy sword again. And stabbed the nucleus.
“You missed it again! This crap♡”
Do not get tired. She drew the Holy Sword again and stabbed the core again. The slime stretched out its jelly-like body like an arm to hinder me from aiming for the core, but I had a holy sword.
Just by swinging the holy sword, the slime’s body collapsed and fell to the floor. And again aiming for nuclear and stabbing.
I repeated the process and stabbed the slime dozens of times.
Catching her breath, I glanced at her saintess and saw that her clothes had melted more than before.
…Don’t look over there.
“Hero~ I really want to be eaten~♡”
I need to go a little faster. She took a deep breath and stabbed the holy sword again.
How many times did you repeat the same process?
When the speed at which I stabbed with my sword became faster than the speed at which the slime moved the core, it finally paid off.
Hook!
“…Whoa.”
When I pulled out the holy sword, the core of the slime pierced by the sword came out. The slime that had lost its core stuttered badly, then suddenly stopped moving and poured like water onto the floor.
If you break the real core, you will die right away.
“Wow!?”
Bean!
Thanks to the sudden disintegration of the slime’s body, the saintess slammed her ass on the floor. I’m sick.
“Ouch…”
“Are you alright?……hehehe.”
I tried to check her body to see if she was okay, but when I realized her status as a saint, I turned her head away. A piece of cloth that she could no longer call her clothes barely covered her vital parts.
hehehehe… I immediately took off the cloak I was wearing and threw it to the saintess.
“…Wear that at least.”
“…Hero~♡ Were you excited to see my body~?”
“It’s not, so put it on quickly.”
“Eh~ ♡ lie ♡”
“Are you taking the cloak back?”
The saintess giggled.
“You want to take me to the guild in this state? This brute♡ I don’t like exposure play~♡”
“Stop talking nonsense and put it on quickly.”
“Yes~♡”
I heard rustling behind me. Without the cape, I feel empty.
After a while, the saintess touched me with her finger from behind her.
“Hero~♡”
“Why?”
“The equipment is a bit damaged. Shall we go shopping?”
“…I heard you need to save money?”
“Since the hero saved me, I will give it to you as a gift~&”
As for gifts, it’s only natural to change equipment if it’s damaged.
At that moment, I heard a voice that tickled my ears.
“Thank you, warrior &”
When I turned around in surprise, the saintess was laughing with an eye smile. With her characteristic cheeky smile.
“…Yes.”
I don’t know why, but her face got a little hot.
…Did you catch a cold?
#
After getting out of the sewer, we went back to the guild and got our reward money.
When I took the split core of the slime, they surprisingly paid for it. The monster’s core is said to be useful for magic experiments.
I came out after receiving a total of 60,000 gold as compensation, including the sale of loot. I asked the saintess wearing her cloak.
“By the way, what about the priestly clothes? Everything about the saintess has melted.”
“You can go to the church branch and get it. The problem is that there is no branch of our church in Habsburg City.”
“Then what should I do?”
“What should I do~ I have to wear different clothes for a while~♡ Doesn’t the hero think of that too? I feel like an idiot~♡”
…Is it okay for the saintess to wear something other than the priest’s clothes? She said she couldn’t help it at the banquet hall, but shouldn’t she wear it normally?
“So, are you going to buy clothes and go straight to the church branch?”
“The nearest church branch is the city of Lancaster.”
A Lancaster? The family famous for the red rose comes from here. Apparently, the writer decided on the name of the family that existed in reality.
“How far is it?”
“I have to go by carriage for about a week.”
“It’s a little far.”
“So let’s go buy new clothes for the hero and also buy my own clothes~♡”
I’d rather do that. When she nodded, the saintess laughed lightly.
“Let’s go quickly, brave warrior♡”
“…Yeah.”