Chapter 17 – Hero, are you a virgin? Kyaha ♡ It’s like virginity ♡
Episode 17
“How long will we stay in the Habsburgs?”
“Until the hero’s adventurer level goes up a little. You don’t intend to stay in the shabby D-class forever, do you?”
“…Yes, it is.”
It has already been two weeks since I came to Habsburg upon receiving the convocation request. In the meantime, we stayed at the inn and continued to visit the adventurer’s guild and carry out requests.
Thanks to that, I managed to raise quite a bit of money. The other day, I heard that the money has increased even though the equipment was new.
But now it’s easy to complete D-level quests, isn’t it time to go up to C-level?
“Saintess, what are those clothes?”
“You bought it the other day. Did you forget that too? I think it’s true that the hero has a worse memory than a goldfish~♡ Stupid♡ Idiot♡”
“…Did you buy those clothes too?”
The saint lost her priestly clothes to the slime, so she was wearing plain clothes.
Honestly, it looks good no matter what I wear, but I think the current clothes have too many frills. It was enough to be considered a goth loli.
“Why? I’m so cute that you don’t know what to do~♡”
“I never said anything like that…”
“You can’t attack me~. Because I am a saint~♡”
Listen to me.
“Are you going to the guild today too?”
“It should be. If I do one or two more things from now on, I think the hero will be promoted.”
“Oh, really?”
“Because promotion requires achievement. I think I will meet the requirements soon.”
After saying that, the saintess suddenly looked at me intently.
“?”
“By the way, hero, have you forgotten?”
“What?”
“A wish. Why don’t you speak?”
Wish?
“You eliminated that instead of the heavy rat the other day.”
“…You can’t really say that’s a wish, are you?”
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The saintess’ eyes were cold. It was a cold gaze that sent goosebumps all over her body.
f*ck, why are you so scared? What did i do wrong
Suddenly, when I brought up her wish the other day, I remembered the look in her eyes that I had seen on her saintess.
…She was a bit scared then.
“…Well, then, saintess.”
“Yes~♡”
“Don’t use crappy or trashy words to me in the future.”
“…Is that the end?”
Yes?
The saintess’ voice was callous. Three glanced at her, and the saintess’ eyes were still cold.
f*ck, why are you doing that? What can I say to satisfy you?
The saintess let out a deep sigh, then smiled at her again and said.
“Isn’t there something like that, something you’ve been longing for normally~♡ or something you can’t normally ask for~?”
That’s what I earnestly wish for. However, if she said this again, her saintess eyes seemed to grow colder.
“…I don’t have one.”
I can’t remember anything. After hearing my answer, the saintess sighed deeply for some reason.
“…Innocent is not good at times like this.”
“…Yes?”
I am naive. What am I naive?
The saintess sat down next to me and put her finger on her chin.
What is it, you do cute things that don’t suit you.
“Is the hero a eunuch?”
“…Suddenly something else.”
Heh heh, the sh*t has increased again.
“Or do you like men?”
“What do you keep talking about?”
“What do you think of when you see me, warrior?”
“…Yes?”
What kind of nonsense are you talking about all of a sudden? When she didn’t answer because of her stupidity, the saintess pointed to her face.
“Isn’t I pretty?”
“Yes?…It is pretty.”
Besides being a f*cking b*tch, it’s true that she’s pretty.
“By the way, do you have any wishes for anything?”
“…What does it matter?”
“…Hero, I’m asking just in case.”
“Yes?”
The corners of the saintess’ eyes drew an arc, and the corners of her mouth rose slightly.
“Are you sympathetic to the warrior?”
“…Yes?”
Sympathy. That’s why I thought my soul was going out of my mind when I asked if it was Ada.
Are you looking at me for sympathy? Damn, am I a virgin at this age…?
Coming to think of it, this body was only 17 years old.
Has the owner of this body, who was a young man in the countryside, experienced anything at the age of 17?
…No, why am I worrying about this? What kind of saint would ask such a thing? And she thinks she’s not Adam.
“Even a saintess like that has no experience.”
“Because I am a member of the church~. Anyway, seeing you say that, you’re sure to be a hero…”
She said with a cheeky smile typical of a saintess.
“You are a virgin♡”
“…I’m only 17, I am.”
“You will be an adult at 17~♡”
Huh? Really?
Coming to think of it, the age of coming of age in the Middle Ages was much younger than in modern times. In medieval Europe, it was said that when a man turned 14 he was treated as an adult.
“Pufu♡ Since he was a virgin♡ Even though he wasn’t a priest, he was still a virgin♡ kyaha♡”
…f*ck. It’s just a matter of teasing again.
“…Don’t call me sympathy.”
“It’s because you act like a virgin~♡”
Heh heh, b*tch.
In a fit of temper, he slammed the bed and put his face on it. And he said to the saintess as if she were going to eat it.
“Then do I have to attack the saint here?”
“…Huh…&”
“…?”
…What’s the reaction?
“…I-I have no choice but to do what the hero tells me~& If that’s what the hero wants~♡ Being attacked by such a perverted hero is the worst~♡”
…Why do you seem to enjoy it? Is it an illusion?
We sat next to each other, but the saintess was much shorter than me, so there was a difference in the height of her sitting. So the saintess was looking up at me, but her amber eyes were trembling little by little as she looked at me.
Subtly flushed cheeks and strange eyes. The atmosphere was not serious, so I quickly turned around.
“…Just kidding. Let’s go.”
No matter how the saintess looked at her from behind, she quickly opened the door and came out.
“…Whoa.”
…I don’t know why.
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I found an adventurer’s guild with the saintess. It was a little awkward the whole time, so we walked without saying anything to each other.
“Abel! You were here!”
“…?”
Why is Monkey Man here?
A monkey man, presumably a friend of the body I possessed, was in the guild lobby. After pretending to know me, he greeted the saintess next to him.
“Oh, Holy Lady! Hello!”
“Nice to meet you. Were you a friend of the hero?”
The saintess replied with a gentle smile and voice. Only in front of real people.
“Yes! My name is Oz!”
Oh, so your name was Oz? I finally found out.
But it’s a more normal name than I thought. I also thought his name would be Monkey the Second.
“By the way, Mr. Oz, what have you been up to here?”
“Oh, I came to ask you something.”
“Please?”
The saintess’ forehead narrowed.
“Yes, a monster appeared near our village.”
“…Yes?”
…A monster appeared in the village? But how is he still here?
“But why are you fine?”
“Oh, that’s what I mean. You might think it’s strange to say this, but the monster doesn’t do anything.”
“What?”
Oz shrugged her shoulders.
“I don’t know either. It’s true that the monster appeared, but he said he didn’t do anything. However, I thought that I would get angry if I touched it first, so the chief told me not to touch it.”
“…Saint, is there such a case?”
“I don’t know.”
Not even a saint knows? What if the Encyclopedia of Monsters doesn’t know?
“I think you have to see for yourself.”
“Oh, so you are coming?”
The saintess asked me.
“What are you going to do, warrior?”
“Am I deciding?”
“Sure~♡”
Um….
“Let’s go. I wonder if there are monsters that the saintess doesn’t know about.”
“If you say that, you will think I am some kind of encyclopedia.”
Isn’t it?
“Thank you, saintess! Thank you, Abel!”
When she said she was going to town, Oz thanked her for her extension. Also, I think I have a good personality.
“By the way, how did you get to the Habsburgs?”
“I rode a carriage with the money the chief raised. It was fortunate that I didn’t encounter monsters or bandits on the way.”
“…I see.”
People in this era have such hardships.
“Saintess, we have to go quickly, so shall we go by carriage?”
“It should be.”
You’re finally riding a carriage. I was possessed by a novel set in the Middle Ages, but have you never ridden a carriage before?
What does it feel like? Looking forward to it a little
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It’s rattled.
Thump!
“Ouch.”
“Puhuh♡ Warrior, your head hurts~♡ Isn’t this going to make you a fool~♡”
“… ….”
I hate carriages.
A wagon was more inconvenient than I thought. In a way, it was natural, since the road was not paved and was pulled by horses, it was natural for it to rattle.
The problem is, I’m the tallest out of the three here, so I’m banging my head against the ceiling of the carriage whenever it rattles. I feel like I’ve been doing this for over three hours, but I don’t know if it’s a lump on my head.
“…Oz, how much is left?”
“It will arrive soon. Why don’t you sit with your butt forward?”
“I will.”
Thanks to that, I didn’t hit my head against the ceiling, but it gave me a funny look like I was sitting with my stomach out.
The saintess quietly whispered to me like that.
“Hero, you look like an old man~♡”
…f*ck, I can’t help it.
“Almost there!”
“Oh.”
As I listened to Oz’s words and looked out of her window, a landscape I had seen before came into view.
It’s not my hometown, but the hometown where the original owner of this body lived, Daisy Village. It seems that a lot of daisy flowers are blooming in the town that only has a name.
“Thank you. Go carefully.”
“Thank you for using it.”
We finally arrived at the village. First, I checked to see if there was a lump on my head.
“It’s okay.”
“What is good?”
“I wonder if there is a lump.”
The saintess giggled and laughed.
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“Sometimes the hero has a lot of strange worries~♡”
“…Is that so?”
Following her Oz and taking her saintess into her village, Oz led us forward without hesitation.
“Where are you going?”
“I have to start by saying hello to the chief. Haven’t you been here for a long time?”
“Can’t we go see the monster right away?”
It’s annoying, and I have no memory of this town. If the chief says anything, I don’t have the confidence to answer.
“Um, would you? You can say hello after defeating the monsters.”
Oz accepted my request surprisingly easily. Does this guy have flexibility?
“I’ll guide you right away.”
Following Oz, I passed the village’s central road and came up a certain hill.
“Do you remember here, Abel?”
“… Huh?”
“You came here often when you were little.”
I don’t know.
“…Yeah, that’s right.”
Still, I pretended to know because I thought it would look weird if I acted like I didn’t know. So where is this
Oz kindly explained to her, perhaps thinking that only her saintess didn’t know about this place.
“After passing this hill, there is a large field of daisies.”
“That’s why the village was named Daisy Village.”
“Right. Back in the day, Abel and Anya and I often came here to hang out.”
“…Who is Anya?”
I will. Who else is Anya?
“My name is Anais and she used to live in this village. She left the village four years ago. I think she said she was going to be a wizard, but I don’t know if she’s doing well.”
“Huh… She seems to be a woman just by hearing her name. Right?”
“Yes.”
Did I have a girl as a childhood friend?
“Abel, do you remember?”
“…It’s not clear.”
She said she hadn’t seen her in four years, so it’s okay for her to say that.
“Wow, that is too much. How much Anya loved you.”
“…What?”
“Why do you say you didn’t know? Did you really not know?”
Oz added that she was funny and urged her on her way.
“…That’s right.”
“…Saint?”
Your voice is a bit scary.
“You had a ‘female’ childhood friend who liked you~.”
That…I don’t know, saintess. I don’t even know who I am!
“…Saint? The look in her eyes is scary.”
“Yes~? What did I do?”
“… ….”
But she likes me even being told that I look like a goblin. That woman also has a unique taste.
…Since there were only monkeys and goblins around, did you choose one or the other?
“I have arrived. Can you see it over there?”
Oz pointed in front of me. Where his hand pointed, there was a very large cat.
“…A cat?”
“It’s the Cheshire Cat.”
Cheshire Cat? It’s the cat from Alice in Wonderland.
“As you can see there, it’s a cat-shaped monster, but it’s a tricky monster to catch because of its ability to show illusions.”
“A fantasy?”
“We don’t have time to know whether the thing we’re looking at right now is the real thing or an illusion. You have to get up close and take a look.”
“So, are you sure it’s a monster anyway? But why aren’t you attacking?”
I heard that monsters basically show aggression towards humans. The saintess also shook her head as if she didn’t understand that part.
“Okay. Shall we go and see?”
“Can I?”
“If you get caught in the Cheshire Cat illusion, don’t worry, I will free you.”
Since the saintess speaks like that, she is trustworthy.
I told Oz to wait here, and I approached the Cheshire Cat together with the saintess.
Looking at it up close, it’s huge. Cats are bigger than humans. The Cheshire Cat turned her head away, perhaps noticing our approach. And the reaction that followed was one that neither I nor the saintess expected at all.
“Nyan? Like a human! Nice to meet you!”
He is so dense af