Madman in a Fantasy World chapter 154

154. surplus god

For a while, I closed my eyes in the dazzling light. At some point, when I came to my senses, I was standing alone in a pure white space with nothing. I looked around but didn’t see anyone.

‘Did you do anything before the demon was found?’

So maybe this is heaven?! Wow, reincarnation was possible without getting hit by a crazy truck! If I am reincarnated as a modern fantasy, I should publish a book under the name of Introduction to Reincarnation.

I’m thinking if I’ll even twerking for joy.

[welcome!]

Suddenly, someone shouted loudly from behind.

“Oh shit. It’s a surprise.”

To be honest, this surprised me a bit. When I turned around, there was a girl with long white hair and yellow eyes.

[Slut! You’re talking too much! React as if you saw some kind of ghost!]

‘···goddess?’

But to say that she is a goddess is a strange tone. She was just a girl with a piece of white cloth wrapped around her body.

I was too short, so I had to look down, and the goddess had to look up.

The Demon God was dignified from the way she spoke and her appearance, but the Goddess was just like a human Yui.

“Are you a goddess?”

[She is both a goddess and a writer!]

So, he wrote the article, and the person the Demon God wanted to kill was also this guy in front of his eyes, right?

“Is that so… am I dead? Alright! I’m ready! Let’s Go Isekai reincarnated!”

[What are you talking about…?]

“Aren’t you trying to reincarnate me when I die?”

[You’re not dead yet…?]

oh fuck, that’s good

“Then why am I here?”

[Ah, that’s right! I have something to say!]

Is that all you mean by kidnapping people?

Suddenly, the word writer came to my mind, and I blew a fucking strong chestnut on the goddess’s head.

[Ouch?! Why, why are you hitting me?!]

“No, since before, you’ve been acting like you’ve been fooled by skill descriptions and whatnot.”

[That, that’s not what I did!]

“Oh, what to do~ If you have a complaint, you should have made it well when you made it~”

[profit···! I am a god! I mean, be more respectful!]

I bow down and bow down. Is this… god?

“Are you really a god?”

[Ahem! of course!]

The goddess raised her arms up to her waist and said.

“Sick?”

[That, is that blasphemy!?]

“Your name is Aqua?”

[I don’t have a name!]

He denies it, but in my opinion, he is an idiot. Otherwise, there are no other words to describe it.

But I don’t know what you’re calling me to say, but I’ve been sitting by the sidelines, and I’m calling because it’s all over…

‘I’m too embarrassed?’

“Okay. Let’s kill.”

I took the sword out of my inventory. I thought I couldn’t use the skill here, but I could.

[Now, wait!]

I thought it was going to say something, so I quickly swung my sword, but the goddess avoided it by rolling backwards.

Where is the person who just pretended to be noble until just now gone, and now he rolls around in a nasty way?

hey, she’s a goddess Any goddess in the world avoids attacks like that.

“Don’t avoid it. It’s annoying.”

[If you don’t avoid it, huck…! Me, whoops! die?!]

“You’re swinging it to death.”

[That, stop it!]

oh, what a rat. How do you avoid it so well? Where the hell do you think that’s a god?

“Shut up and get my experience.”

The Demon God’s experience and skills were very delicious. Then, how delicious are the experience points and skills of the goddess? Just imagining it makes my mouth water.

[I-I’m a rookie!?]

“Yeah. I know you’re an asshole.”

[I’m a real god! Goddess worshiped by humans! You’re sick to me like that!]

Hey, frankly speaking, how many people worship God in that world? Adventurers basically don’t believe in God. Why? If you risk your life on the battlefield every day, you will see the reality even if you don’t like it.

So, do those poor people in the back alley believe in God? Will they pray to God every day, ‘God give us food to live through the day…’?

Rather, he would lament over his life, saying that God had lost everything.

And a noble is already satisfied with his life, so why would he believe in God? Even if you just hang a cross upside down and live with a smile, God can only watch while sucking his fingers.

Besides, on the continent, there are no castles that are common in fantasy, right? Do you know what this means? It’s that you don’t have that many believers. What kind of god is a god without believers? just sick

“The world is going well without you, so would you just die and spit out your skills?”

[Now, wait! Listen to me!]

There is nothing to gain from entering, so why am I?

This time, just before my sword strikes the goddess’ throat.

[I-if you listen to me, I’ll grant you one wish!]

At the word wish, the movement stopped.

“wish?”

[Yes Yes! wish! Originally, it was a reward given to the person who defeated the Demon God!]

If there was such a thing, you should have said it earlier. You couldn’t even get your wish and almost killed yourself. When I nodded my head to say something, the goddess, belatedly trying to regain her dignity, relaxed her neck and pretended to be noble.

[First of all, thank you for killing the demon. I didn’t expect much at first… heheheuk!?]

As soon as the goddess started talking, I swung my sword and cut it off.

[Why are you doing that all of a sudden?!]

“Three line summary.”

The words are too long. No matter how much you wish, you know if you cross the line, right? If you don’t skip properly, my blade might inadvertently cut your throat.

[Uh… uh uh… Wait a minute, I’ll think about it…]

how to summarize The goddess pondered for a long time. Seeing her thinking with her head wrapped around her head, it must have been a lot to summarize, but it would have taken me a year to hear it all.

[Hmm. great. I’m ready!]

Grab a lot of weight again. Even if I do that, I just look like Jammin, can I not do it?

[First of all, thank you for killing the demon! I’ve summoned a lot of people so far, but all of them have failed! Besides, turning back time is now impossible, so I was giving up everything, but I never imagined it would turn out like this!]

Rapid-fire rap. Actually, I didn’t hear anything about it. No matter what they said, it was out of my interest, so I spilled it in one ear.

“Is that all you have to say?”

[hehehe… yes…]

“So it’s my turn now?”

[Yes! Say anything!]

“Then first wish. Increase the wish to 100.”

[Not like that…]

Doesn’t such a trick seem natural? All wishes these days are fake. Even though it’s a wish, why are there so many restrictions?

But I was expecting this to not work, and my wish was something else.

“Then let me possess a modern fantasy world.”

[That’s impossible…]

“Why?”

[That’s because it’s not me, but the god of that world decides.]

“Then reincarnate me into another world.”

[The answer is the same as before…]

No, neither this nor that. So what the hell can you do? Can’t we just die and leave experience points behind?

Did you even read my eyes? The goddess urgently made an excuse.

[That, other than that, anything else is possible!]

“Hmm. In that case…”

I made a wish to the goddess

[Do you really want to do that…?]

“uh.”

If I can’t go to another world anyway, I think I’ll have to continue to live here, but other than what I just said, I don’t really have any wishes.

[If that is your wish… I understand.]

The goddess closed her eyes. At the same time, a group of pure white light rose around the body of the goddess. It seems to make my wish come true.

‘I’ve never made such a grandiose wish before?’

I didn’t make a great wish that had to come true while acting like that. Looking at that figure, he reminded himself that he was a real asshole.

And not long after, a pure white light appeared around my body.

***

When I opened my eyes again, it was the place before I was dragged away.

I looked around to see if I had arrived correctly, and the three of them were looking at me with surprised eyes.

“What happened…?”

“I met some self-proclaimed goddesses.”

“Yes···?”

“And while I met him, I gave him a slap and came back.”

“yes···?”

Surprisingly, that’s it. The crab that met the goddess, hit her once, and made a wish. We talked a lot about this and that, but if you look at the important things, that’s all.

“ah!”

“Why, why are you…?”

“I forgot to kill the goddess.”

“yes···?”

I forgot it while watching the sparkling appearance when granting the wish at the end. Is this a trick that magicians use? Damn it! I was beaten because I was a Muggle!

‘Oh, what can I do? It’s already late.’

“Rather than that, how long has it been since I disappeared?”

“It’s only been about a minute since Luke disappeared.”

An hour of tikitaka with the goddess over there is about 30 minutes in terms of experience, but it seems that the flow of time there and here is different.

“Luke, are you okay…?”

I stared at Yui, who seemed worried. No matter how you look at it, they look alike. Just with that bastard.

As I continued to look at her with mischievous eyes, Yui was startled and her shoulders trembled.

“Why, why are you…?”

“Yui, you should never be like that.”

“yes···?”

Because if you became like a goddess, I would want to kill you.

“Isn’t it really over now…?”

“Uh. If the Demon God appeared and the Goddess saw it, it’s really over.”

If it’s still not over, there should be foreign media intervention. To be honest, I think the content is over once I get a drink, but I don’t know if it’s bad to have a foreign press.

Goddess, won’t you add DLC?

“I’m going back now… I want to go and rest.”

We were too skilled to be exhausted from just one day’s work.

Killing Arthur, coming to the world of demons, and hunting demons were all done in one day. can’t be hard

Besides, the three of them, including Richie, seem to have headaches from the amount of information obtained in a short period of time. All of them stretched their shoulders and expressed their tiredness with their whole body.

‘Tsk tsk. That’s why I should have listened roughly to what the demon said.’

I do that because I want to know every single detail of someone else’s story.

“But what should I do when I go back?”

“ah.”

“…you don’t know how to get back, do you?”

“Deheh.”

“”······.””

did you forget that

***

Fortunately, I somehow came back. I went to the demon realm without thinking, but when I tried to go back, I couldn’t think of anything.

Still, the bitch called the Goddess must have noticed, she made a portal to return to. Thanks to that, we were able to safely return to the Empire.

“By the way Mr. Luke. What did you talk about with the goddess?”

“Um… Well, miscellaneous things. Thank you for catching the demon, please don’t hit me. Oh, that’s right. I came here with a wish as a reward for killing the demon.”

snap. Luna and Riche, who had not been interested in my words until now, also listened to the word wish. As expected, the word wish has a place to tempt people.

“What wish did you make?”

“Ah… it’s nothing.”

It’s really no big deal. There was something I didn’t like from the last time. I asked for it to be changed.

“He asked me to change my adventurer’s nickname.”

S-class adventurer Luke.

Old (old) nickname – Madman (狂人).

Lee Myung-hyun (present) – The strongest man on earth (officially recognized as a goddess).