1. Luke removes toilet seat wheelchair
“Citpal…”
Several months have passed since the demon was killed. Lying in bed, I was helpless. All I do is go in and out of the adventurer’s guild and beat some monsters. Except for that, I would lie on the bed blankly and curse as I do now.
“Why is that?”
Then Luna, who was next to her, asked why she was whining again. The way I speak is also proof that I’m not like this for a day or two.
“boring.”
“You didn’t hunt monsters yesterday, did you?”
“That doesn’t work.”
I can’t soothe this boredom with just that. To be honest, it’s not that I’m tired of hunting monsters, I don’t feel like hunting because the monsters I’m dealing with are too weak.
The monster I caught yesterday was also an A-class monster that adventurers know about. However, because of the breakthrough I got from holding the Demon God before, my strength has become stronger, so whether it’s A-class or D-class, it’s the same there. It feels like the common absil golfda.
◈ Skill information
Name: Break Through the Limits
Rating: EX
Description: Unlock status restrictions.
It’s a fraudulent skill that even ranks EX. Because of this skill, I have transcended humanity. My stats that went up by breaking through the limit like that.
[ Information ]
Name: Luke
Gender: Male
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Mana: 0 / 0
Age: 21
Level: 200
[ skill ]
Inventory (F)
Super Strength (B)
All attribute resistance (A)
Abnormal Status Resistance (B+)
Real man (S)
Iron Ingot (A)
Shadow Fight (A)
Charge Attack (B+)
Berserker (A+)
Yggdrasil’s Blessing (S)
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Magical Amplification (A+)
Limit Break (EX)
[ Abilities ]
Strength: 125 (+62)
Agility: 10
Intelligence: 0
Stamina: 85
Stat Points: 0
When Kang’s strength reaches 200, One Punch Man will be able to deal with up to A-rank monsters. Anyway, as you can see, I am very strong right now.
Because of that, I can’t feel the pleasure and taste of catching a goblin for the first time in hunting now.
As an analogy, it feels like doing homework when playing an RPG game. Monsters that were so strong at first have now become a daily task that must be caught.
“Didn’t you go to the academy yesterday because you were bored and take Arthur’s wheelchair and break it?”
“That’s that and this is this.”
I don’t get tired of harassing a toilet without arms and legs. But that’s not enough to soothe the boredom. What I need right now is a strong opponent like the devil and the volcanic ceratopsian.
“I’m so bored!!!!!!!!!!!”
I flopped on the bed like a freshly caught fish. But to my surprise, no one paid any attention. Their eyes were like, ‘That bastard is fucking again.’
Reluctantly, I pulled out my trump card.
“Okay. Let’s catch S-class monsters.”
“”···Yes?””
The three, who had not responded so far, also responded to the S-class monster.
Even if we caught the Volcanic Kerapace and captured the Demon God, the Volcanic Kerapace Dragon was caught in a weakened state with the help of the World Tree and other S-class adventurers, and although the Devil was a bit difficult, it was worth catching by ourselves.
However, other S-class monsters are different. Didn’t the Demon God also say that he hid himself to maintain the balance of the continent?
In other words, it was said that the balance of the continent collapsed from the moment they appeared.
I’m saying let’s grab it with the feeling of going to eat soup in front of the house right now. Of course, everyone is bound to be upset.
“Do I really have to go hunting for a monster that is still…?”
“The monsters were all silent, when did they invade the empire?”
You’d think we only hunted the monsters that always attacked first.
“Are we sure we can win?”
“If we can’t win, we have to make it so that we can win.”
Why do people always ask if they can win first? If you can’t win, you can make it win. As always, gather monster information and prepare based on it.
In that sense, what we need to do right now is the basics of hunting and information gathering. I asked to catch the horse, but surprisingly, there is no information.
Starting from where the S-class monsters were, they didn’t know anything about the basics of their appearance, size, and name.
So, how do you collect information? Originally, you would know by looking at Wiki or YouTube, but there is no such thing here, so there is no other way than extorting information from knowledgeable people.
Wasn’t there one of us in that sense? When I was at the academy, the person who went back and forth to the library every day.
“Rice. Did you find any information about S-class monsters in the library?”
“There was none except for the Volcanic Kerapace. The Volcanic Kerapace wasn’t detailed, and it was only brief, like a record.”
Whew. Things can’t be solved that easily.
“Then I’ll go out for a while.”
“Where are you going?”
“To the academy to gather information.”
Currently, there are only a handful of people on the continent who can know information about S-class monsters. One of them is Lucia Marigold, an S-class adventurer like me. She is the only person I can go see right now.
“I’ll go too.”
“I’ll go with you too.”
When I get up, Luna and Richie follow.
“Why are you?”
“Because I don’t know what you’re going to do.”
“Accident is an accident. Where is someone as clean as me?”
To begin with, I’m a decent person unless I get into a fight. Besides, my name as an S-class adventurer has spread widely these days, so there are fewer people arguing with me. That’s why I feel rather bored. I never thought I’d miss having a fight.
“Yui, what are you going to do?”
“I’m going to rest~”
Yui, you are so consistent. From the first time I saw it until now, I’m still a chinta hikikomori. I love you.
Anyway, Yui said she would stay and rest, so we moved to the Journal Academy by ourselves.
Journal Academy. Originally, it was the main stage of the novel, but now that the demon has died, it is just an educational institution.
After arriving at the academy, we tried to go straight to the dean’s office.
“wait···!”
A woman dragging a wheelchair on one side, and a man without arms and legs clinging to it. Yes, you can understand just by looking at the description, but it is a toilet.
Stella came to us in a wheelchair with a toilet seat on it.
I thought I was going to commit suicide, but the toilet went on with my life. Is he mentally better than he thought?
A toilet without limbs is inconvenient to even move, let alone hold a sword. According to the setting, Arthur has no parents, so without the heroine, he cannot eat or move. If that happens, it will be no different from a living corpse waiting for death.
He is no longer able to attend the academy, but the heroines are not like that.
They needed an academy diploma for their future, and the result is the pitiful heroines dragging the toilet in their wheelchairs.
Incidentally, Liche was originally destined to be like that.
“what.”
“Give me back my limbs…”
Byung-gi said something like a ghost with severed limbs.
“Your limbs? If you want, I’ll give them to you. Look for them! Everything in this world…”
“Stop talking bullshit and give it to me aaah!!!”
“Ah, Mr. Arthur…! Calm down…!”
I almost fell out of my wheelchair because the toilet had abruptly started. Stella blocked it.
Why did you ask me to give you your limbs? It’s because I have severed limbs.
The arms and legs of the toilet bowl that were stored in the inventory for offense when they were cut off in the past. Because of that, toilets cannot heal arms and legs.
Healing with the help of Saint Angela is said to be possible only with amputated parts. In other words, the toilet can’t be fixed for the rest of my life without my help.
“Give me my arm, you fucking extra bastard——!!!!!”
The toilet suddenly oscillates once again. But there were no limbs, so only the head and body swayed. It was Stella who suffered from it. I told the toilet the reality.
“Do you still think you’re the main character?”
“what···?”
“It looks like the news is late, but I lost my drink.”
“·······?”
The toilet opened its mouth. Judging by that stupid expression, he doesn’t seem to understand what I’m talking about. So I put it on the toilet and whispered in my ear.
“I killed it.”
“······!”
The demon is dead, so the novel is over. When the story is over, all that remains is a phrase like a traditional fairy tale, ‘They lived happily ever after.’
It is in the novel that Arthur is the main character, but now that the novel is over, it is nothing. A common man who has no role and is nothing. that is the current toilet.
“So don’t keep pretending to be the main character. You’re an extra now, you idiot.”
“I-I’m an extra…?”
The only remaining toilet with its head down murmured.
Aren’t you shocked by the word “extra”? These days, there are more novels featuring extras than those where the main characters are possessed.
Stella opened her mouth this time in place of Arthur, who was bewildered.
“So why did you come again today…?”
She was clearly wary. Maybe it’s because I took the toilet’s wheelchair yesterday and smashed it.
“I didn’t come to meet you, so go on your way.”
Excessive self-consciousness is also a disease. They said they were the ones holding us to wait, so why do they say that I came to visit them?
Stella tries to turn the wheelchair back with a look of relief.
“for a moment.”
“·······?”
I stopped her this time.
‘Isn’t it too soft to think that the price of betrayal ended with just cutting off limbs?’
As I approached the two of them, they showed a wary gesture of hesitating and stepping back. There’s no way you can escape like that.
I robbed Stella of the wheelchair handle and sprinted through the campus.
“Oh, Mr. Arthur?!”
“Luke?!”
I ignored the startled voices coming from behind me. What I picture in my head right now is the Toyota AE86. At the right-hand corner ahead, I took a sharp left turn and then a right turn.
“Kuaaah–! Sa, save me aaah–!”
“Inertial Drift!”
And I let go of the handle of the wheelchair.
-thud!
The wheelchair left my hand and flew straight toward the wall.
“Domhwangcha!”
Ohhhh after stories. Also didn’t he change his name back to his korean one with a title of the strongest man as approved by the goddess already? Why does it still say Luke in his name then? Ohh well at least the madman humor is still funny hahaha