Surviving a Cruel Fairy Tale

milky violet says:

Dang I forgot to give the reverse stories morals too!

Alright the morals for the two reverse stories are that: if you ever happen upon a beautiful maiden and her pet whatever, then feed your toenails to it and you will be granted $9283929492930138103910391939192901948277 (20% taxed) and if you have the chance to be goofy then be silly, in moderation.

milky violet says:

Yeah cause I totally want to see Nghenfstac Volka the night witch that amputates children’s toes and uses it as an base for a special potion she makes which makes a mythical creature called the Ghesticoaodssacvila younger by 259 years thus sparing humanity from damnation by 9384 years and this only happens if the children are staying awake past their bedtime, but since it’s reversed in this novel, it’s actually children who use their toenails to feed the Ghesjtisjdkticiibovviila and make it older by 9767 years thus granting them riches and gold doubloons beyond humanity’s splendor and the night witch is actually just the caretaker for the Ghestidiicfjakfkkexioskflrcunvxdkrvkvila.

Or the story of “Goelric the evil trickster who turns your shoes up and around and makes you trip once in a while and the White Door Elder” where Goelric stops his evil tricks once and for all and accepts his fate of past by closing the white door against the White Door Elders wishes thus destroying the evil god Thomas in a cycle of lunar eclipses.

The moral of the story for the stories above are: if you stay awake then you will be sacrificed for the greater good by an evil witch and to grow up.